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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tell a joke
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted April 17, 2023 10:02 AM

- Hello, International Criminal Court?

- Yes?

- Are you coming to arrest me?

- Yes!

- Bring Ursula too!

- Why?  

- I want a blowjob from her!!
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 17, 2023 10:52 AM

I don't know who is American Miss 2022, because I haven't seen or experienced feeling their vagina, but maybe I can know who is HC Miss 2023, if I arrange a poll at losers

Ok Is good or so bad joking?

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 29, 2023 05:06 PM

Ok..

This is a bomb drink, plz. What energy did you add? THC

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted May 29, 2023 07:52 PM

With no power, comes no responsibility.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 30, 2023 01:17 PM

I'm a elite, and I agreed your Homm3 tournament.
Ok elite guy, we play HotA.
Noes, I thought RoE, no thanks.

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