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Oscarius
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posted June 05, 2008 12:31 PM |
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Tell a joke
Ok i think its a 1000 topics about this but still.....
Tell a joke, a bad, a good or a groose, aslong its somewhat good and funny.
I myself is a bad joker and all my jokes has to be translated so dont expect anything good from my but u can atleast tell a joke.
Now c'mon folks, we want a laugh.
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radar
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posted June 05, 2008 12:33 PM |
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bad jokes aren't funny. 
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Oscarius
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posted June 05, 2008 12:35 PM |
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are u joking now
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emilsn
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posted June 05, 2008 02:06 PM |
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Good place to be a bit of topic:
I was playing HoMM2 and playing Academy, my town was called: Baywatch
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william
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posted June 05, 2008 02:16 PM |
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Look at Guitarguy's posts. They are all a joke
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 05, 2008 02:16 PM |
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Quote:
Look at Guitarguy's posts. They are all a joke
LOL
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Guitarguy
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posted June 05, 2008 02:40 PM |
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I think Radar raised a good point here.
-Guitarguy
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radar
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posted June 05, 2008 02:45 PM |
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Quote:
Tell a joke, a bad, .... aslong its somewhat good
 
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Oscarius
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posted June 05, 2008 02:46 PM |
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Ok im trying the first joke (bad srry, messing with the norwigians)
"Why are norwigians crawling on the floor at the supermarket?"
"Theyre looking for low prices"
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posted June 05, 2008 02:58 PM |
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@up: This reminds me of this story I once read about some guy telling his little brother that "low fat" on a carton of milk meant that all the fat kept to the bottom of the glass. Supposedly the kid would then not finish his milk for quite a bit of time.
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Oscarius
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posted June 05, 2008 03:04 PM |
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OK another norwigian joke.
"The norwigian came to to the desk at the hotel angry as a bee."
"-Just becouse im norwigian u gave me the smallest room in the world, without toilet or bed or anything else."
"Uumm mister, thats the elevator."
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posted June 05, 2008 04:23 PM |
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Most of my jokes are very offensive to various minorities, so I won't post them here.
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Card_Ximinez
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posted June 05, 2008 06:21 PM |
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Quote:
OK another norwigian joke.
In Finland we tell those jokes about the swedes...
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posted June 05, 2008 08:24 PM |
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Don't shoot me...
I saw a polish man trying to blow up my car the other day... He burned his lips to the exhaust pipe...
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posted June 05, 2008 08:25 PM |
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That reminds me:
How do you stop a Polish tank? Shoot the guys pushing it.
How do you sink a Polish boat? Put it in water.
How do you crash a Polish plane? Cut the strings suspending it.
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posted June 05, 2008 09:18 PM |
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Edited by TheDeath at 21:19, 05 Jun 2008.
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I don't know if this is known, I'll just translate the romanian version:
A guy calls a taxi to get to the airport in 10 minutes.
Guy: "Get me to the airport fast in 10 minutes, or I will miss the plane"
Driver: "No problem"
Driver goes with 100 mph, and goes right through the red semaphore.
Guy: "Are you nuts?"
Driver: "Trust me man, I'm a pro."
Driver goes again through a red semaphore.
Guy: "Are you out of your mind? You'll get us killed!"
Driver: "Relax dude, chill out. I'm a pro."
Next semaphore is green and the driver suddenly stops.
Guy: "Why the hell did you stop?!"
Driver: "What if another pro comes from around the corner and collides with me?"
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posted June 05, 2008 09:40 PM |
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Where do the vampires are imprisoned?
At the blood cells.
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posted June 05, 2008 10:04 PM |
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President Bush..Enuf said..
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posted June 05, 2008 10:23 PM |
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Dreamcatchers really do work...
...If your dream is to be gay
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posted June 05, 2008 10:39 PM |
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ok this is a joke a freind told me and im trying to translate it.
"A gay and a skinhead is standing at the bustop"
"-You know I think gays is disgusting. says the skinhead"
"-Ok, says the gay- Have you ever masturbated?"
"-Of course, who havent?"
"-How did it feel to be pleased by a man?"
(Ok this was nasty )
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