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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 20, 2009 11:09 PM |
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Even better than the last.
I especially liked my "demise" and Pan's torture technique.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 20, 2009 11:37 PM |
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Glad you like it, Geny Esquire 
Minor inconsistency fixed.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 20, 2009 11:37 PM |
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i didn't get the my will be done,and what's in my pants that cosuing all this terror? (i mean i know but i would like to hear it from you)
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 21, 2009 02:47 PM |
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Lex secretly wants you to take them off  *flees before the mental image forms in his mind*
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 21, 2009 06:25 PM |
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Haha awesome updates, had some good laughs reading them 
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted September 23, 2009 08:42 PM |
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I've read about 50% of this thread, and lexxan awesome job, very funny stuff eventhough I don't know many who're included and don't understand all the inside humour you still make it very funny.
How did you come to choose exactly these persons for your contest btw.?
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 23, 2009 09:22 PM |
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Simple, they are like the people I knew the most at that time. And I steriotyped them, because that's my sence of humour. However, because I know them a lot better know, I am now able to somehow impersonate them (rather then charicaturizing them). Most of the dialogues (especially those of William and Anti) are nearly completely based on MSN convo's ^^
BTW, I would be glad to announce that TODAY is the First Anniversary of this thread. Happy Postday to you, New Survivor! 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 23, 2009 09:24 PM |
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Apparently you don't know them well enough
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 23, 2009 09:26 PM |
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Enough to do this tho. And that is enough.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 24, 2009 11:29 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 09:41, 25 Sep 2009.
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Episode 6:
The Following Morning, Pan, Elvin and Geny returned from their little trip to the local spa.
Gadi: Hello there friends! Did you have a good time
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(Flashbacks show Pan, Geny and Elvin in one hot tub)
Pan: Aww Geny, could you soap in my back please
Geny: Why of course, Milady
Elvin (whisper): WTF am I doing, naked, in a hot tub with Pan & Geny. Get me out of here!!!"
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Elvin: it was Okay
Pan: Okay? Elvin you naughty boy, it was more than Okay! It was great! Don't you agree, Geny dear?
Geny: I certainly do Milady. This event was something to remember!
Elvin: No doubt that it was (shudder)
Azagal: Wow Dudes... I really wished I was with you guys.
Elvin: O Really?
Azagal: YA RLY!
Elvin: R U SERIOUS?
Azagal: NO WAI!
Anti: DO NOT WANT!
Ash: I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?
Geny: Oh, please dont mind me
Gadi: Where's Lex btw
Elsewhere
Lex: Let's see... Snow@$$ small Island, palm tree, coconut and.... that's all. This really is the plane of suck.
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IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: Chimney Sweep
Val: "(eating a Frankfurter knockwurst™
) Hmmm. Delifious. Fwanfuwfew Fockfurst... beft bife ewep."
Val: (swallows) Wait we're shooting already? Stop it fools! Now my Vegetarian image is screwed *gulp*
Val: ONE TWO THREE, ACTION! Come in guys!
Val: Bringing in Lexxan, returning from Exile Island
Lex: Finally!
Val: How was your stay Exile Island, Lex?
Lex: It was like a post made by TheDeath. Long, Tedious, and completely unrelated.
Val: Well, with that, we go to our challenge!
Val: For today's challenge, you're going to brace your arms to brace your self between two walls... (points at a series of wooden structures that looked like fitting cubicles), while your feet are positionned on very narrow footholds, that are mounted onto these walls. from time to time, you'll have to move your feet to more narrow footholds. The Person who can stand his ground the longest, wins immunity. All clear?
All: Clear!
Val: then let the games begin!
Elapsed time: 1 second.
Lex: Heck. I've been to exile Island for what... a day? and now this tedious snow? Forget it, I give up.
Val: Lex is out!
Gadi: Yeah, I really find this too hard. I have some networking to do. (steps down)
Val: GenieLord is out as well!
Elapsed time 2 Minutes.
Elvin: Elves and Endurance... Really don't work. Argh, I'm out.
Val: Elvin is out.
Asheera: You need to keep you balance guys!
Azagal: I'm just meditating. Zeeeeeen... Zeeeen
Asheera: Azzie dear?
Azagal: Eh whaaaaaat. Oh snow I lost my concentration. I am out.
Val: Azagal is out
Azzie: That's what he said.
Asheera: Will I be voted out tonight?
Geny: Probably so
Asheera: Okay, then I'll not step down.
Alas, five minutes later
Val: Okay, now step on your narrow, nastier footholds.
Asheera: Malassa's bile, I slipped. Oloth Plynn Djal!
Val: Ash is out
Ash: Like I already said, Rivil. Tsss, those Surfacers.
Elapsed time: 30 Minutes
William: I'm slipping... okay, mate ujse you power. Use the power of snowing ANGER! RHAAAAAGH!!!
(William's cubicle collapses)
Val: William is out!
Willian: Oh, For F' Sake!
Val now are left: Alc, Anti, Pan and Geny
Pan: You know, Geny. It really takes two.
Geny: Of course Milady. It's a matter of give and take
Pan: then I know what to do... I owe you that. (Bends knees, and does a Salto Mortale)
Val: Pan is out!
However five minutes later
Val: now place you feet as the Wesley-nasty last Foothold.
Geny: It's too much... Your offer hath been too much, Milady. Forgive me. (Steps down)
Val: Geny is out. Now only Alc and Anti remain the only two that haven't moved or spoken yet.
An hour passes.
Val: So what's new guys?
Pan: do you like me perfume?
Val: No
Pan: Hmpf (kranky more)
Another hour passes
Lex: Is that a tumbleweed?
Elvin: Maybe.
Lex: How was the spa?
Elvin: How was Exile Island?
Lex: grmbl.
Anti: (Starts shaking)
Ash: Look at Anti
Gadi: Boris!
Lex: Yes?
Gadi: No, the other one! Boris! Are you okay
Anti: (collapses. Snap is heard)
Gadi: ANTI!!!
Everyone runs to anti
Gadi: Anti, speak to me! Say something
Anti: I am
Gadi: yes?
Anti: I am Okey...
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Survivor Medic: Your Wrist is broken, dude?
Anti: No it is not lol.
Survivor Medic: Yes it is
Anti: No itinst.
Survivor Medic: Yes it is
Anti: No itinst.
Survivor Medic: Yes it is
Anti: No itinst.
Survivor Medic: Yes it is
Anti: No itinst.
Survivor Medic: Yes it is
Anti: No itinst.
Survivor Medic: Yes it is
Anti: No itinst.
Survivor Medic: I give up. You think you can continue to play on?
Anti: I m teh gretest godh ever creted. Aill menaj.
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Back at the Island
Elvin: So... who won Immunity?
Alc: I did of course. See the Necklace?
Will: Who the snow cares? What about Anti?
Lexxan: I don't know. He says that his wrist is okay, but why is his arms wrapped in bandages if it is totally okay?
Ash: To get sympathy? Or maybe a QP
Pan: No way he's gettin a QP from me.
Lex: The point is do we vote him out or we all stick to our little intrigues and blindside somebody else? The fact is that he's not a real threat anymore... but keeping him would be plain wrong... what do we have to do?
Elvin: that IS the question.
TRIBAL COUNCIL.
Val: Let's just skip the small talk, and get right to the voting. Alc, You have the Immunity Necklace. You can hand it over to somebody else, or you can keep it. I assume you will keep it?
Alc: For all your Questions, please refer to the Frequently Asked Questions topic.
Val: Whatever. You cannot voted for Alc, everybody else is fair game, Alc, you're up!
Alc strode towards the Voting booth and wrote down a name, and put his vote in the Urn. Next Came Elvin, whose was also unrevealed. The came Gadi. He wrote down "ASHEERA".
Gadi: Of all people left on the Island, You are the one I feel the least confortable with. Sorry?
Then came William. His vote was not shown. The came Lex, who after showing his vote to the First Camera (while the other one films him from behind ), spoke the following words:
Lex: "I'm sorry it had to end like this."
Then came Geny, followed by Pan, Azagal and Asheera. None of them showed their votes, and cast them in complete Silence. Finally, Anti strode towards the Voting Booth, and rapidly wrote down "AZAZIEL"
Anti: Shei is mine!!
Val: I'll go tally the votes.
Val: If Somebody has the Hidden Immunity Idol, now would be the time to do so. (Nobody spoke or moved) Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out, will be asked to leave the Tribal council area immedeately. I'll read the votes. First vote:
Val: "AZAGAL"
Val: Second vote... "ANTIPALADIN"
Val: "ANTI" Two votes Anti;
Val: "Asheera". One vote for Asheera and Azagal each, two votes Anti.
Val: "Anti" three votes Anti
Val: "Anti" FOUR votes Anti
Val: Ninth Person voted out, and the Second member of our Jury... "ANTI"
Val: Anti, you need to bring me your torch... Anti, TRIBE'S SPOKEN!
Val: Time for you to go.
(Anti departs)
Val: And to the rest of you: Good luck with the remainder of the game. Because if there's one thing Anti's ouster shows, is that anything is possible in this game. And with this piece of advice, I bid you farewell.
Val: and to you, oh faithfull reader, stay TUNED for the next Episode of Survivor
TRIBAL COUNCIL VOTING:
Alcibiades: Antipaladin
Elvin: Antipaladin
GenieLord: Asheera
William: Antipaladin
Lexxan: Antipaladin
Geny: Antipaladin
Pandora: Antipaladin
Azagal: Antipaladin
Asheera: Antipaladin
Antipaladin: Azagal
NEXT TIME ON: SURVIVOR: The Mogo Mogo Alliance Blows up, leaving one Castaway between to fires. However, the grass isn't greener on the other side, as the Chaperan Alliance as problems of their own....
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 25, 2009 05:10 AM |
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Quote:
Lex: It was like a post made by TheDeath. Long, Tedious, and completely unrelated.
LMAO good one! 
Good episode this was. Eagerly awaiting the next. 
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted September 25, 2009 06:35 AM |
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Great episode.
Is it on purpose we're not told who voted for whom this time?
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted September 25, 2009 06:47 AM |
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Quote:
Most of the dialogues (especially those of William and Anti) are nearly completely based on MSN convo's ^^
Just saw this but that's true and you take on me quite well I must say. LOL
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 25, 2009 09:38 AM |
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Quote:
Is it on purpose we're not told who voted for whom this time?
Nah, i just forgot. Fixed.
Pretty much a landslide vote.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 25, 2009 10:40 AM |
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Quote:
Willian: Oh, For F' Sake!
There, you're in. Happy now?
Also, keep it up, Lex, I feel that the power is coming back to you.
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antipaladin
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posted September 25, 2009 02:18 PM |
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oh man,i didnt win even one challange...if i did it was long ago...ti sucks to lose but it was an halerius read!
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted September 27, 2009 02:01 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Willian: Oh, For F' Sake!
There, you're in. Happy now?
Also, keep it up, Lex, I feel that the power is coming back to you.
I'm always happy, but I must admit, it's quite an honor to come out of the legendary mouth of William himself
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 27, 2009 08:27 PM |
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 08, 2009 11:02 PM |
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Episode 7: I'll show them how threatening I am!! - part 1
Previously on... SURVIVOR!!
After TNT's elimination, the remaining three Chapera members, (Lexxan, Asheera and William) found themselves in enemy territory. In an attempt to save themselves, Lexxan asked Asheera to seduce Anti in order to make him flip Alliances. However, Asheera misunderstood Lexxan's message, and seduce Azagal instead. Later that Morning, the Survivor Auction was held. After the Auction Lex learned of Asheera's mistake, and urged her to seduce Anti before the next Immunity Challenge. That she did, though reluctantly, leaving both Anti and Azagal craving for her. Pandora won the Reward challenge and she decided to share the trip to the spa with Elvin and Geny, and sent Lex to exile Island, where he looked for the Hidden Immunity Idol. The Immunity Challenge came to a showdown between Anti and Alc, the latter winning Immunity after Anti stumbles and seemingly broke is wrist. Anti refused to quit the game, stating it was just a scratch. Despite being in a bad situation because of their Numeric disadvantage, the Chapera three decided that Anti's health was more important that they're own strategic game, and joined the Mogo Mogo Alliance into voting out Anti 8-1-1
Nine are left... Who will be voted out this time?
Intro
Pan: Psst, Geny
Geny: Yes, Milady?
Pan: She's doing it again.
Geny: Who?
Pan: Asheera.
Geny: *looks at a point beyond the cameraman's right shoulder* ah Yes, I see it. She's doing it again.
About Ten feet away from them, in the ocean.
Asheera: Shall I wash your cute face, Rivvil... Or would you like another Drow Massage?
Azagal: erm... Ooooki... I don't know Ashie... I *blushes*
Ash: You know what, I'll do both
Azzie: I- But ofcourse, Ashie, I'd love how you soap my hair, and take my mind away to unknow who- SHORES!!! ... I mean shores, not the w-word :S
Pan: So obvious....
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Pan: Since that Day before Yesterday, Asheera has been paying a lot of attention to Azagal, something she clearly hasn't been doing for the past couple of weeks. *sigh* Does she really thing we can't see though her manipulation, and cheery smile and damn'-it-is-tight corset? She's clearly thrying to work us to save her own @$$. Well, I must make sure that she's gone asap, because if she stays around *sigh* our three-way Alliance may be threatened.
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Geny: We need to talk, to Gadi Milady, and see if we can get him over to our side.
Pan: Oh Geny, Darling, we've been talking to him ever since we merged. I don't think there's absolutely no point in letting him join our alliance. You just know how carefull he is about taking sides. Cup of Coffee, dear?
Geny: But of course, Milady. I daresay, would you like to have a cake?
Pan: What kind of cake?
Geny: Chocolate or Carrot, Milady.
Pan: Do they contain peanuts?
Geny: The Carrot Cake contains no nuts.
Pan: Then I'll take that one, Darling
Elvin: *enters screen, and sits down next to Pan* That cake is a lie
Pan: How so, you naughty Elvin?
Elvin: That's actually a Peanut Cake
Pan: WHAT!!
Geny: And with that I can present you another Peanut, Milady, for no apparent reason (except for Favoritism of course)
Pan: Oh Geny, I give you a random QP, for no apparent reason as well (well, except for Nepotism, bunnies and Necrophilia Ofc).
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Coming right up on SURVIVOR:
The Threeways approach Gadi. One of the Castaways shows his true ugly colours, while another finds himself alienated from their own alliance... this a much more after the break!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 09, 2009 11:09 AM |
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I don't drink coffee. Other than that, isn't mutual favoritism cool?
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