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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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ohforfsake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 03, 2010 04:05 PM |
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I like how Will is the complete opposite of what one normally would expect in survivor.
Normal (at least in the danish version, robinson ekspeditionen):
Tell everyone you like them, be friends with everyone, please everyone, just so you can form allience and win.
However when talking to the camera, you tell how much you hate everyone, except some very few, but then it turns out (when listening to what these people have tell to the camera) that these people play the exact same game, and hate the original person in question, and so on.
Will:
Go completely bonzai on someone directly to his face, just to then, on camera where no one of the others can hear him, says that he think he's a cool guy. 
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Living time backwards
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 30, 2011 01:03 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 13:05, 30 Mar 2011.
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Episode 7 - Part 4
*Elvin, Gadi and Alci return from reward*
Elvin: "Hail there, Pan. What brings you on tihs foresaken island"
Pandora: "Forsaken? It's our home island, smartass" <sigh>
Elvin: "Yeah, it's been a while since Lex last updated it..."
Pandora: "Luckily, I found a way to force Lex to write the next update."
Elvin: "You did? How?"
*flashback*
Pandora: (ablaze and wielding a hook-covered whip): "FASTER SLAVES, FASTER! FINISH THIS, LEXXAN OR ELSE!!!
Lexxan: *gulp*
Pandora: "Oh, someone bring me something Deep Fried and *SMOTHERED* in chocolate!"
faceless Elf Servant: "Here you are, Mistress."
Pandora: "AND DON'T CALL ME MISTRESS!"
*flashforward*
Pandora: "Well, let's just say having PMS has its uses after all. >_>"
Gadi: "Err, anything new around here?"
Pandora: "Nah, not much <sigh>. William is cussing all manners of inaproprate words at an alarming rate (nothing a nice banhammer wouldn't solve though ^_^), Lexxan is still rigging the game in his favor, Asheera wears way too little clothes and now has a cold, and Azagal thinks he's a samurai.
Gadi: "So... nothing has changes?"
Pandora: "No <sigh> I guess so, no."
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GADI Confessional: "BRILLIANT! Now that I've run over to the *Dark* Side, I can start playing this game for real <his eyes flash red> and for real means... really, REALLY *HARD*! <maniacal laugh>"
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Pandora: "No wait, there's something I forgot. William has been trying to win me over."
Gadi: "Grea- WHAT???"
Pandora: "Yeah, he came over with some cock-and-bull story about me and Geny joining up with him, Azzie and Lex against Asheera or something like that (it's been a while since I last read this sh*t.)
Gadi: "For real?"
Pandora: "Yes."
Gadi: <grabs Alc by his hammer> "Okay, Alc, come with me now."
Alci: "I can't come, Gadi. I'm writing an essay on how Mayan Ruins and American Reality Shows affect the sex drive of the bumblebee and It cannot wait-"
Gadi: <eyes flash red> "FINE THEN. ELVIN, YOU COME WITH ME NOOOOOOW!!!"
Elvin: "erm... okay O_O"
*Gadi and Elvin leave*
Pandora: "What the hell was that all about?"
Alci: "Puberty, probably"
Pandora: "Oh, okay then... Fancy some boobins?"
Alci: "Wow, Pan, you're gonna let me get a taste of the infamous boobins??? Me? Even while we don't interact much, you're gonna treat me like Geny and Elvin... like an equal?"
Pandora: "Lolno, not a chance, loser."
Alci: ;__;
Pandora: "I just lied to your face, and you at it all up :-D"
Alci: "So... do I get boobins? ^_^"
Pandora: "Nope. Beat it, kiddo."
Alci: ;__;
*Alci goes to meet Gadi and Elvin meet in the bushes*
Elvin: "Alci, don't you have an essay to finish?"
Alci: "It can wait. Pan just nasty to me and I need someone to comfort me and make me feel bet-"
Gadi: "Fascinating. Now, if you mind, Alci, Elvin and I have agreed upon that we'll have to sure she stop what she's doing right now! She's getting too good at it."
Alci: "I agree! Pandora is getting way too crass, it's not because she has her per-"
Elvin: "No, not Pan, silly. <wink> The other girl. She's getting way too much attention among the other guys, and that may turn out to be VERY dangerous to our new alliance."
Alci: "Oh, I see. Well, I agree. Way too much attention and all, for being such an overrated gal with a flashy voice. Actually, I hate to admit it, but I cannot get her out of my head either. -_-"
Gadi: "Are you that infatuated by her, Alc?"
Alci: "Yup. I really don't want to be, but hey, it's a catchy song for a reason."
Gadi: "Ah, I see- Wait?... what are you talking about?"
Alci: "Who are you talking about?"
Elvin: "Asheera."
Alci: "Ah, yes, I guess that makes more sense ^_^ I was talking about Rebecca Black."
Elvin: "... Who?"
Alci: Rebecca Black. The newest YoutTube hit and greatest pop sensation since the Beatles, according to some ^_^
*music starts playing*
Alci: *sings* Friday, Friday, Gettin' down on Friday
Gadi and Elvin: O_O
Alci: "Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend ^_^"
Elvin: "Oh God... no MORE."
Alci: "I got this, you got this. Now you know it" ^_^
Elvin: "STOP IT. STOP!"
Alci: "Partying-Partying. Fun. Fun. Fun."
Gadi: "ENOUGH!!!!"
*Gadi's eyes flash red, and his skin turns to an acidic shade of green. He grabs Elvin by his throat.*
Gadi: "NOW LISTEN HERE, BUCKO. YOU WILL NOW GO TO AZAGAL AND TELL HIM TO SEVER TIES WITH ASHEERA, RIGHT NAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!"
Alci: "gadi ur chokin' me *gag*"
Gadi: "Do you UNDERSTAND???"
Alci: "yes..."
Gadi: "Good." <he morphs back to normal and lets got of Alc>
Alci: "But why me and not Elvin??"
Gadi: "Good Idea. Beat, it Elvin."
Elvin: "But... why me? Why not you or Alc?"
Gadi: "Not me because I'm supposed to be this altruistic, self-less nincompoop, Eistein. If everyone found out that I'm planning to play the actual game, wouldn't people be shocked and angry?"
Elvin: "I guess that makes sense."
Gadi: "And not Alci, because... well see for yourself."
Alci: *hums Friday*
Gadi: "SHUT IT!"
Alci: X_X
Elvin: "Point well taken. I'm going then, I suppose, after the Immunity Challenge."
*Exile Island*
Geny: "Glad I don't have to put up with that garbage. Viva Pandora!  "
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
Val: Okay, come in, sit down, introducing Geny from Exile Island, yadda-yadda-yadda. Okay, here's the challenge: We've to a couple of red tiles You'll take place on one of these tiles. Then you will move either forward, backward, diagonally or sideways over these tiles. Each tile you've stepped on, you'll flip around, revealing it's yellow side. You cannot step on these yellow tiles. Once you are out of moves, you're out of the game. Last person left standing wins immunity. Easy enough?
Lex: "Real easy."
Val: "Good. When even Lex says it is easy, it is practically child's play. Off you go."
ROUND 1
ROUND 2
Val: "Oow, Pandora is in trouble."
Pan: "Beat it Elf boy."
Elvin: "Umh... *gulp* Okay..."
ROUND 3
ROUND 4
Val: "Geny and Gadi are cornered. Geny, Gadi you are OUT!"
Geny: "Whatever. I have lost the challeng,e but I haven't lost my cool
Gadi: "WHA- I mean... Oh, shoot. Well, better luck next time I suppose ^_^"
ROUND 5:
Val: "William is out of moves."
Will: "F*** THIS SH-"
Pan: "SCHMALF! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE USE OF THESE... *PROFANE* WORDS?"
Will: "Errr... I mean, forsooth. Methinks I misstepped me position, rapscallion mates."
Pan: "That's... better... ^_^"
ROUND6:
Val: "And ALC is DONE!"
Alci: "Great. Now I can finish my essay. ^_^" <takes quill and parchement>
ROUND 7:
Val: "Asheera, Elvin and Pandora are OUT!"
Asheera: "ROTHE IBLITH! OLO-"
Pandora: "I thought I told you to stay AWAY from me, Elf boy? >_<"
Elvin: "I couldn't help it, Pan."
Pandora: "Silence! Latrine duty beckons."
Elvin: ;__;
Val: "Only two remain: Lex (lolwtf?) and Azagal."
ROUND 8
Val: "Okay, guys, just play it out, and let's see who runs out of tiles first."
MANY ROUNDS LATER:
Val: Azzie runs out of tiles... LEXXAN wins... a strategic challenge? 
Lexxan: "YAY! ^_^"
Everyone: O_O
Azzie: "How did I let this happen....?"
Lexxan: Alolpwnt, biatchez ^_^
Val: " I don't know how he did it, but Lex is safe tonight. Everybody else. Fair game. GO back to your camp, and figure out who you are gonna let go."
NEXT: Elvin corners Azagal. Nobody knows where Pandora stands in the tribe. What Secrets are harbored by Asheera's sportsbra? This and more after the break ^_^
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 30, 2011 09:11 PM |
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It's alive!
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Will: "Errr... I mean, forsooth. Methinks I misstepped me position, rapscallion mates."
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ohforfsake
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Initiate
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posted March 30, 2011 09:19 PM |
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As Chandler from friends would have said in the most awkward and gay way possible imagine, yet admirebly cute. Good job!
I hope the newer people of this forum will enjoy this neverending story about a time before even yours truely were a n00b at this settlement.
Please be aware that it may cost you your ******* though
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 30, 2011 10:05 PM |
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It'll be a while before I post the next update though. I need a couple of fresh ideas first to make it *work*
Next episode should be great though. Family Visit ^__^
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 30, 2011 10:10 PM |
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Quote:
It'll be a while before I post the next update though
As opposed to the last couple of episodes, I presume.
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