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antipaladin
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posted September 24, 2008 11:45 PM |
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LOL
a truly funny thread! kudos lax,a well deserved qp!
brietny and tiffeny Ha! but make me a little less of a background char k? 
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 24, 2008 11:55 PM |
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it just breaks my heart to think of poor Geny with no boobins
How do you think I feel?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted September 25, 2008 11:10 AM |
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Dude. Quit Whining. Looks at the view, it's Awesome!
That's right!! lol this isn't as bad as I thought I'd be (I hate shows like this... they seem so ridicolous) leave it to HC to make stuff entertaining .
But I also think will swears a ity bity bit too much. Might be wrong though.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 25, 2008 11:34 AM |
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Of course Knight Dougal bites it first LOL
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 25, 2008 11:47 AM |
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Well Azagal, he is basing it off our chats in MSN, and I swear a bit there so I guess it is okay (for me anyway).
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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
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posted September 25, 2008 11:50 AM |
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a bit
More like every second word . But yeah was just saying, aslong as you agree with it no worries~~
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VokialBG
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First in line
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posted September 25, 2008 12:13 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 12:13, 25 Sep 2008.
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It's not interessting without KD... also he was 51. Nah Survivor is boring 
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted September 25, 2008 12:34 PM |
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The first episode was the best so far...
THUUUUNDAAAASPAAAM!
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 25, 2008 01:57 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 10:24, 26 Sep 2008.
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EPISODE: Upcoming turmoil - Part 1
Previous in HC Survivor (R):
Three teams of Full hardy adventures land on their respective islands. The Chains Give troubles initially [Shows Stumble in Mogo Mogo Tribe], but all misery soon vanishes
when the themes spot their crate of spplies.
In the Crate they find they most desired objects. Sometimes they Have a hard time Getting their object [Shows KD yelling THUNDASPAM], sometimes, there's simply no doubt [Pan holding her Penalizer 2008 With Instant Flooding]. Mogo Mogo acrefices their equipment in order to keep thier goodies.
Maybe a good move, as they Win the Tribal Challenge and gain a fishing net and 500 grammes of Rice. Saboga finishes last, and have Tribal. KnightDougal annoyed his tribe greatly with his "ThunderSpam tantrum" and arrogant nature and is voted out unanymously.
Intro
Meanwhile in Mogo Mogo, Asheera Just Cooked Dinner
Asheera: Dinner is served!
Alc: (sniffling): Hmm Smells good. What is it?
Asheera: Our 500 Grammes of Rice, with Poached Crab, and a little Extra. Salt on it, Anti?
Anti (takes the salt) Thenks
Anti starts to feed Britney and Tiffany in a way one could describe as...eh...interesting. Meanwhile everyone comes and takes a portion of Ash's Cookery, except Baklava, who comes running from the Jungle
Baklava: Has Anyone seen Sarky?
William: You haven't? Seriously dude, keep your ****ing friends close to you, in case he get eaten or something(Asheera Drops her portion, but is not noticed by the others who all eye William)
Baklava: William... Chill out you're acting as sour as the average person at the Americal Rebublican COnven... (takes a Deep breath) Must... Retain... Myself..; From Making... Reublican... Jokes ...
Baklava: Anyway, I'm off to search for him, be right back (leaves)
Antipaladin: You can borrowe Tiffeney or Britteney, if you like!
DarkShadow: https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg
William: What with the image?
DarkShadow: Nothing. I just like to post Image rather than talk.
William: K
Alci: (Spitting out a portion of his rice): Pfwaaa! Ahs, why is there a Tooth in my Rice?
DarkShadow: http://blog.lib.umn.edu/perry032/impossible/omg-iz-past-nother-ackademick-deadline.jpg
William: ****** ****!! **** ************* ******** of *******'s ************
Antipaladin: This. is. GROSE!
Baklava (returning from search): Can't find Sarky... Heck, I'll eat without him then. Hmm, What's that Ashie? it's smells good. ^^ Can I have some? ^^
Asheera: Eh...
William: You can have my portion mate, I've had enough (gives his portion to Baklava)
Anti: Same fro me, Here you goe. (give his portion to Baklava)
DarkShadow: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/AFran226/UHOH.png (add his meal to Baklava's)
Alcibiades sighs, and tosses his protion in the bushes after Baklava's back
Five Seconds later...
Baklava: GHAAAAA!!!!
Meanwhile in tribe Chapera, Pandora Is handing out the Boobins she brewed.
Pan: Pity I can't brew Bubble Bum here. I need fruits other than Coconuts, banana's or Mangoes to do so. (sighs)
Lexxan: *hic* Nice Bewbin *hic* Pan-*hic*-Dora
Azagal: Yeah *hic* Awesome
TNT: Selfish! (takes a sip) Now iz okay *hic*
Pan:(spot Dagoth not touching his Boobins) Something wrong Dagoth?
Dagoth: Nothing, I miss Bonnie... That's all.
Pan: Here Dagoth Take a Sip, it will make you feel better (smiles)
Dagoth: Okay... (sips) *hic* You're all nuts, you hiccers! *hic*
Vangelis is nowhere to be spotted...
COMING RIGHT UP AFTER THE BREAK: A very though Immunity Challenge and an intrigueing plot twist, coming right up.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted September 25, 2008 02:07 PM |
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Of course in Chapera everything is fine... after all, Lexxan is in it
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted September 25, 2008 02:26 PM |
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Censor your post, Lexxan.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted September 25, 2008 02:28 PM |
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Shmalf, Lexxan is making me want to penalize you with his parody...
Clean up that potty mouth of yours!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 25, 2008 03:05 PM |
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tat is so MSN cnvos
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GenieLord
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posted September 25, 2008 03:06 PM |
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LOL, this is one the best projects I've seen around for a long time. 
So FUNNY! Just great, Lex.
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 25, 2008 11:55 PM |
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I've had some troubles with continuing the story, but i've found a solution.
SPOILER
I'm going to skip Further Dialogues and immediately continue with the Challenge. Everything that happen in between will be explained and the tribal coucil
Expect a big plot twist btw 
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted September 25, 2008 11:58 PM |
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Yups, you got my hopes up...
It better be solid gold, now
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 26, 2008 01:15 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 13:17, 26 Sep 2008.
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EPISODE 2: Upcoming Turmoil Part 2
CHALLENGE
The Three Tribes arrived at the Challenge; Val, the host was waiting for them
Val: Welcome Tribes Chapera, Saboga and Mogo Mogo to the Second Survivor Challenge. Behind you at sea, you can see a Large raft (point towards the shore, in the Direction of three big rafts). On that raft you have a small brazier. The point is it that you swim to the raft, lighten the Brazier and the torch next to it. While taking the Raft back to the Shore, use the Torch to lighten the Beacons (points towards a series of Smaller rafts, located between the large raft and the shore). Once you managed to bring the Raft to the shore push it under this bamboo table (points at three bamboo tables between the shore and a Wooden Tower) and sue the Torch to Lighten Brazier in this tower (points towards the Wooden tower). First tribe to lighten the Brazier wins this nice Chicken (holds out a freshly slaughtered chicken). Also note that fir your Brazier stops burning, you are disqualified. [Based on this Callenge]
Val: Since Saboga is outnumbered, Chapera and Mogo Mogo have to sacrifice a team member for this Challenge. This is: One of their tribe won't compete. Chapera and Mogo Mogo decide now!
Five Minutes later
Val: Chapera who will not Compete for your team?
Lexxan: I will.
Val: Okay, Lex you can stand aside. Mogo Mogo, which tribesman won't compete?
Alcibiades: We've decided that Baklava will step down.
Val: okay, Baklava, come join me and Lex. Tribes, prepare fro the Challenge. Everyone ready? 3...2...1... GO!
Val: The three Tribes plunge in the water, swimming past the beacons to their rafts... Chapera Tribeswoman Pandora is Swimming very quickly, Elvin is too... Chapera Reached their Raft, Pandora and TNT are there starting to make fire... Elvin reached his raft too... Mogo Mogo is nearly there too.... Chapera Members Vangelis and Azagal and Saboga Tribesman Gadi reached their rafts... Asheera and Antipaladin Have reached their raft... Saboga has fire! They now have to wait for their other member before they can swim to the shore. William, Dagoth, Geny and Radar reach their rafts, Saboga is almost complete, only Eugen, who is almost there... Chapera is struggling to make fire... Mogo Mogo has a simple flame... Alcibiades reached the Mogo Mogo Raft...Chapera has Fire and can start swimming... Eugen reached the Saboga raft, they can start as well... Mogo Mogo still struggling... Chapera reached the first Beacon, TNT takes the torch... He can light the Beacon... but what's that? He Lightens as bar on TnT and tosses is into the Beacon. *BANG* That Beacon is burning alright... Mogo Mogo has fire and can starts swimming.... Saboga reached their first Beacon.... Chapera is near their second...Mogo Mogo trailing... Saboga lit their First Beacon, Champera just rezachged their second... TNTina doesn't seem to have any TnT Anymore, Pan takes the Torch from him... Second Chaperan Beacon lit... Saboga also reached their second... Mogo lit their first... This will be tight...Saboga and Chapera reach their Third Beacon..; Mogo Mogo Halfway between second and third...Saboga lightens their beacon, Saboga taking the lead...Saboga Reaches the Shore, the five tribesmen take the raft and.... OOOOO Eugen stepped in a put... He stumbles and fell on his side.. It seems he twited his ankle... He, though lying down still tries to push the raft forward... Chapera reached the Shore, Mogo Mog Lit their third Beacon... Saboga Reaches the Bamboo Table... They seem to have trouble with pushing the raft underneath it... Geny takes a sip of his hipflask... would that be Boobins? Anyway he and Eugen push the raft underneath it.. Chapera is catching them up.. and Passing them ,due to the Great pushing effort of Pandora and Azzie's battle cries (Azagal Shout's a Loud "BANZAWESOME!!!").. Mogo Mogo reaches the shore, Saboga still struggling with the raft.. Mogo Mogo Catching up... Chapera reached the Tower;;; They lit the Beacon!!!! CHAPERA WINS!! Saboga is Second and Mogo Mogo is last!
Val: Chapera, Congratulations! You've won this Nice Little Chicken!!! (hold up the chicken)
Azagal steps forward to accept the Chickne for his tribe, but Val doesn't give it to him.
Val: But before we continue, I'll have to reveal something. This isn't an immunity challenge and after this Challenge we will continue with 2 tribes only! (Everyone is shocked by this revelation. Val ignores them) Becuase we are with too much for a Reshuffle All three Tribes will have Tribal Council tdoay, moreover they'll have it right now!. This Challenge was also to determin which camp was Disbanded. If Saboga won ,the last Tribe (Mogo Mogo in this case) would've been disbanded, but as Chapera won, Saboga will be disbanded after today. Therefore Will Saboga vote the first, then Mogo Mogo, and then Chapera. The Chicken will be give to the new Chapera tribe. Saboga, follow me to the last Sabogan Tribal Council!
SABOGA TRIBAL COUNCIL
Val:Welcome tribe Saboga to your Second and Final Tribal Council as Saboga. Gadi, are you worried that you might be eliminated in the new tribe?
Gadi: Well, it depends on how they treat me. If they treat me with Respect, I will treat them the same. I'm not shy and don't have any prejudices, so I guess they will like me overall... (smiles)
Val: Eugen, You've hurt your foot while bring the raft on shore. Do you think you can go on?
Eugen: It's hurts a bit Val, nothing more
Val: Aren't you afraid they'll vote you off for this?
Eugen: I'm a bit afraid of this, but I think that's normal. I'm more worried about the New Camp's Food supply
Val: How is the Food supply in your camp, Elvin? I've heard you lost the Axe.
Elvin: Well, We are able to come around on the food we find, but during one of our Expedition Eugen lost the Axe indeed.
Val: How did it happen?
Elvin: It wans't Eugen fault He Carried the Axe on his belt untill Radar asked for it..; He gave it back to Eugen, but he was climbing a tree and didn't listen to him... It's was hard to find foor since then
Val: Well, in the nex Tribe you will get an Axe. (winks) Radar, I've heard you gave Eugen a Little Nickname after he lost the Axe.
Radar: yes
Val: What is thar Nickname
Radar: Eugelelele
Val: Any story behind that name?
Radar: nope. I just thought it sounded well.
Val: it's time to vote. Gadi, please bring out your vote.
Gadi steps forward and approaches the Bench of the Voting. He quickly scribbles a name down and return to his seat. Elvin is next he writes a names down as well (the camera can't see which name) and he, too, return to is place. Next is Eugen he writes RADAR on his Vote.
Eugen: I don't have a real reason to vote for you, apart from that it clicks less between you and me than between the other members
Radar approaches the banch and he too writes down a name. Geny votes EUGEN because he wants Eugen to become better (his foot), and staying on that island doesn't allow that.
Val: Everyone voted; I'll get the votes. (return with Votes). ere are the votes of the Second Tribal Council. Who will be the Second member to leave Survivor?
First vote... Eugen
Second Vote... Is for Radar Once for Eugen, one for Radar
Third Vote... The Second for you Radar
Fourth Vote.. Eugen's Second as well
Fifth and Final vote... The Second person to leave Survivor is... EUGEN
Eugen steps forward and limps to his Torch and limps back to Val.
Val: Eugen, Tribe as Spoken.
VOTING HISTORY:
Gadi => Radar
Elvin => Eugen
Eugen => Radar
Radar => Eugen
Geny => Eugen
MOGO MOGO TRIBAL COUNCIL
Val: Welcome Tribe Mogo Mogo to the third Tribal Council. Saboga was just here and eliminated Eugen from the Game. Before we let you vote someone out, let’s talk about the past days; Antipaladin, your tribe has sacrificed it’s equipment and food for all their goodies. You didn’t have a problem with that?
Anti: Wel, I have Tiffeney and Brittney, so I am happy with the situtuation as it is now. Now you may kiss my toes.
Val: Alci, I’ve heard Asheera is a simply Splendid Cook.
Alcibiades: Well, let’s just say she’s a bit Extraordinary on Cooking but Next time, I recommend she reads the FAQ of HC’s Cookbook. Could’ve been worse though. What if I found a Bucket Helmet in my Rice? (shudders)
Baklava: or Sarcasm
Val: Have you found Sarky yet?
Baklava: Sarky? After I devoured them I don’t think I need him anymore to be Sarcastic ^^
Val: Right (smiles) I think it’s time to vote. Asheera, you’re up
Asheera stands up and Walks Calmly to the Voting Bench. She Writes on her vote the Name DARKSHADOW
Asheera: That’s for stepping on me on Day one and Spamming!
Baklava was next; he wrote ASHEERA on his note for obvious reasons
Darkshadow approached the bench, took the pen.. sucked on it’s point a bit and wrote down a name..He also posted this : http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/picard-no-facepalm.jpg
Next was Alc, who wrote down a name so ununderstandable that we couldn’t figure out what is was… He looked in the Camera and said “Well, read the FAQ of the book “How to decipher Alc’s handwriting” and you’ll know
Antipaladin casted his vote… he was clearly in doubt, as it seemed he didn’t know whom to vote for… Long last, he wrote down a name.
William didn’t hesitate though. He swiftly approached the bench, tripped, swore loudly,, quickly grabbed the pen ,scribbled down a name and stormed back to his seat. Val collected the votes
Val: Now wel’l see who the third member will be who will leave Survivor
First vote… Asheera
Second Vote… Antipaladin
Third Vote… William.. Three votes… Three names..
Fourth Vote…Alcibiades…
Fifth Vote… DarkShadow.. Five votes, five names… If this one is for Baklava, a revote will be held… If not, someone of the others will leave Survivor
Sixth Vote… Goes to… DARKSHADOW
DarkShadow: http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/picard-no-facepalm.jpg
He steps forward with his Torch
Val: DarkShadow, Tribe has Spoken
VOTING HISTORY:
Asheera: => DarkShadow
Baklava: => Asheera
DarkShadow: => Antipaladin
Alcibiades: => William
Antipaladin: => Alcibiades
William: => DarkShadow
CHAPERA TRIBAL COUNCIL
The last tribe, Chapera, entered the council for the final Tribal if this Episode
Val: Welcome Chapera to the Thrid and final Tribal Coucil of this day. The Previous Tribes have Eliminated Eugen and DarkShaodw Respectively. Bit before we start to vote a few Questions; Lexxan, is everyone working well in the camp?
Lexxan: Everyone does what he or she can do. It all works wellThe five of his work hard, especially Pandora.
Val: the Five of you?
Lexxan: Well, Vangelis sometimes simply vanishes from the Scene
Val: Why Vangelis?
Vangelis: I was seeking two things..; Blo… Water (he quickly changed the word) and Meditation through the Sole Lord and…
Lexxan: so you think Religion and own Desires are more important than the welfare of the group? That’s BS
Azagal: Dude, Chill out. That’s not Awesome
TNT: Vangelis is SELFISH!
Vangelis (ignoring Azagal and TNT): So you think that helping five individuals you barely know and know barely you, are more important that the Sole God? He sees you, his servant without a Cause. He can’t wait
Lexxan: Whatever, Like it even matter. I’m an atheist
Vangelis: An Atheist? You deny the Word of God? Then…
Dagoth (whispering) you are all nuts…
Val (interrupting Vangelis): Let’s vote! Pan, it’s up to you
Pan briskly walked to the Voting bench and Carefully wrote down a name. She returned to her seating sighing, as Lexxan and Vangelis were still quarrelling about Atheism and Piety. Azagal and Dagoth voted, neither of them noticed by the Quarelling pair, until it was Lexxan’s turn. He Scribbled down VANGELIS for obvious reasons, just like Vangelis Voted Lexxan right after Lex had returned to his place. TNT voted the last and Quickly put his vote in the box with the other votes. Before returning he pointed at the Camera and Said “Haha Selfish!”
Val went to get the votes. Lexxan and Vangelis ignored eachother
Val: first vote… Vangelis
Second vote.. Lexxan
Third Vote… Dagoth…
One vote Dagoth, One Vote Lexxan, One vote Vangelis…
Vote Four… Dagoth… Two for Dagoth already
Fifth Vote…; Vangelis… Two for Dagoth and Vangelis Each, and One for Lex…; Everything is still possible
Final vote….VANGELIS
Vangelis sighed and got up, and carried his Torch to Val
Val: Vangelis, Tribe has Spoken
VOTING HISTORY:
Pandora: => Dagoth
Azagal: = > Dagoth
Dagoth: => Vangelis
Lexxan: => Vangelis
Vangelis: => Lexxan
TNT: => Vangelis
NEXT TIME ON HC SURVIVOR®
The Tribes are Reshuffled – The First new Tribe Contest – Yet another Plot Twist – and the Fifth Outcast is eliminated
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Keksimaton
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Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted September 26, 2008 01:50 PM |
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I like the way everyone are charicatures/exaggerated .
Keep up the good work.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Asheera
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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 26, 2008 01:55 PM |
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I knew Vangelis was going to be the first one eliminated from that team, but I didn't expect Dagoth to get so many votes
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 26, 2008 02:00 PM |
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lol but why did i vote alc? maybe couse ill ressurect some zombies later.
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