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Azagal
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posted November 06, 2008 03:44 PM

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Yeah people, vote out the only female member from your team!

Holly **** she's right oO. She'll stay forever (atleast as long as we have sufficient horny males... and well... oh nevermind)
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william
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posted November 10, 2008 12:22 PM

Is this going to continue or...?
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Lexxan
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posted November 10, 2008 02:18 PM

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Is this going to continue or...?


it will... but I'm Experiencing a Writer's Block now .
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antipaladin
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posted November 10, 2008 06:00 PM

there are 3 ways to get off a writers block.
1. Do drugs
2.Get drunk
3.Bash yourself onto the wall to give a head trauma.

Good luck!
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Asheera
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posted November 12, 2008 11:19 PM

* BUMP *

Hey, it's been like 20 days from the last update When's the next update coming?
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Cepheus
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posted November 12, 2008 11:25 PM

Sometime around July, I expect.

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william
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posted November 13, 2008 08:03 AM

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there are 3 ways to get off a writers block.
1. Do drugs
2.Get drunk
3.Bash yourself onto the wall to give a head trauma.

Good luck!


Good one anti. Drugs could kill you. Drinking is bad for you and bashing yourself onto a wall is definitely not good for you.

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Azagal
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posted November 13, 2008 09:41 AM

Take the QP away and give him a 20 day limit to finish the whole thing and TAAADA we have updates every second day.

I'm still confused that Elvin hasn't stolen a QP yet... we need another zamfirgate.
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Elvin
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posted November 13, 2008 10:51 AM

Hey that sounds like a good idea!
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Azagal
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posted November 16, 2008 06:09 AM

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If you drop the thread now that you got the shiney I'll take the QP away ..  Remember, I'm known for being evil

I guess I'll sound like an ass for quoting that and for even suggestiong that this is still an option (I'm such a horrible person I know) but that update is takeing quite a bit... but yeah don't rush a genius I guess.
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Asheera
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posted November 16, 2008 01:43 PM

Maybe a SRT will put him back on track?

joking
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Lexxan
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posted November 16, 2008 01:48 PM

Whine-Whine

Alright, I'll get to work then
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Asheera
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posted November 16, 2008 01:54 PM

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Whine-Whine
I was just joking
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Azagal
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posted November 16, 2008 02:06 PM

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Maybe a SRT will put him back on track?

joking


OH WERE YOU REALLY? And dude it's not whineing when we remind you of something you said you'd do, is it? Others say *bump*, I say we take the QP, but it's not whineing.
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william
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posted November 16, 2008 02:07 PM

Complaining that this hasn't been updated yet sounds an awful lot like whining to me.
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Azagal
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posted November 16, 2008 02:10 PM

Then I guess we have two different perceptions of whineing. But I  think we can spare an discussion as to who is right.
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Lexxan
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posted November 16, 2008 03:31 PM

Erm... That whinig comment was a joke lol

I forgot to add ""
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Lexxan
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posted November 25, 2008 05:19 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 17:56, 25 Nov 2008.

A Small Update, but still worthwhile

EPISODE FOUR: IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE PICKNICK! -PART 2/3

Mogo Mogo and Radar arrived at a Pearly White beach where they had a wonderfull picnic

Radar: Okay,  let's see what we got here... Bubblebum and Boobins, Booze, Meat, Room Temperature Beer, Ice-cream, Peanuts, Pistachio's....
Elvin: Pistachio's suck, Give me the Peanuts
Geny: (lifts a bundel from his pocket): Here! (Gives the bundel to Elvin): Just planted them yesterday.. Now... BOOBINS!!!

They drank and ate, and had a lot of fun, and Radar tried to get close with the Mogo Mogo members.

Anti: So Rader, Hows live at the Charapera Tribe?
Azagal: (entheusiastic, like always): Yeah Man!... Dude... How... Man... Dude.. ~~~~Oraa~~~~.. How is there? Awesome?
Radar: (slightly typsy): They're Nitwitting Spoofs, they are -hic- Spameera is burry-hic-ing the whole -hic- Tribe -hic- with her -hic- Unstoppable talk -hic- (Burps)
Anti: Then Rader, there ar tree tingz yuo can do: 1. Do drugs 2.Get drunk 3.Bash yourself onto the wall to give a head trauma. Excuse me, my chix neede my (winks)
Azagal: AWESOME!!! JAYJJ!!! Dude.
Radar: Bless you -hic-
Azagal: Amen

Meanwhile Elvin, Geny and Pan were sitting together, yet again. However, they weren't sceming this time. This TIme they were holding a Drunking Contest.

Pan: C'mon Elvin Drink up!
Elvin: (marinated): I Dollnt thaek I canlll doowwwww thizz aenymohr
Pan: At Least try. Geny and I drunk 20 shots of Boobins each, so it should be to difficult for you. Come on, show us, you're the man!
Elvin: Owwkay (points to the left of his glass) Whitch offfefe the twoooo glasseszzz?
Pan: (puts the glass in Elvin's hand, annoyed): THIS ONE! (sighs)
Elvin: (Drinks it up) Llllllll (Lals) lla..llalal.. (lals even more) laaalllll...lll (continues lalling, while Pan and Geny don't try to exchange looks) Llll...MMM! (Falls on his back, out colt)
Geny: I think Mr. Elvin had enough here.
Pan: I think so. (sighs) I begin to wonder if we don't overrate him. Another shot?
Geny: Of Course Milady!

At daybreak, The Party took his toll: Elvin Radar were out colt due to Boobins overload, Anti's potency had been proven due to Boobie overload, Azagal was still entheusiastic due to Being Azagal, Geny was trying to fly due to being stuck on an Island with Drunken Loonatics, and Pan watched everything with a strict glare.  Alc was never to be seen,as he had spent all night shaving his head and writing a four hundered and thirty-two foot long essay about the advantages of being bald.

But how were things at Chapera Really going? What did the "Nitwitting Spoofs) do in the meantime? This and much more after the break!
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Asheera
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posted November 25, 2008 05:48 PM

Update yay
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Elvin: Pistachio's suck, Give me the Peanuts
LOL
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Lexxan
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posted November 25, 2008 05:58 PM

Lol, forgot Alc, Added a part with him lol
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