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posted November 09, 2009 11:33 AM |
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Yeah, that part confused the heck out of me as well.:/
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posted November 10, 2009 09:48 PM |
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Yeah, that part confused the heck out of me as well.:/
Nah, just some random craziness 
Going to update it right now
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Yaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Episode 7: I'll show them how threatening I am!! - part 2
REWARD CHALLENGE: A Group Mind Is Always Right
Val: Come in guys! Welcome to the Reward Challenge, but before we start, I would like to give you a small explanation. You will each get a
Questionnaire, with Questtions about your fellow Survivor. Fill in the Questionnaire, and then I'll explain the Challenge.
A bit later:
Val: Okay, now that everyone has filled in their Questionnaire. I'll explain the Challenge to you: Behind you are a series of Idols, each one
representing one of you. In front of the Idols is a table across which a rope is layed. It takes three chops to cut the rope, and drop the
hammer connected to it to smash the Idol below it. If your Idol is smashed, you're out of the Challenge. So how do chop the ropes? I'll ask
you as series of Questions, the Same Question you answered in your Questionnaire. All you need to do is give the Answer that you think the
Majority of the Group has given to that Question - Or, alternatively; the General Concensus about the answer, which may differ from your own
answers. Guess it correctly and get the opportunity to chop someone else's rope. Last person standing wins reward. The Reward will be shown
at the end of the Challenge. All Clear? Let's go!
ALCIBIADES ---
ASHEERA ---
AZAGAL ---
ELVIN ---
GADI ---
GENY ---
LEXXAN---
PANDORA---
WILLIAM ---
First Question: Which Person is the worst Spammer?
ALCIBIADES: LEXXAN
ASHEERA: GENY
AZAGAL: ALCI
ELVIN: GADI
GADI: GADI
GENY: WILLIAM
LEXXAN: GADI
PANDORA: WILLIAM
WILLIAM: GADI
Correct Answer: GADI
Gadi: I'm just too nice for spamming
Lexxan: <chicken!>
Gadi: What was that Lex?
Lexxan: Nothing...
Val: Elvin, Gadi, Lexxan and William got it right. Elvin, you get the first chop.
Elvin: Sorry Ash... *chop*
Asheera: Oooh..; I'd love it how you cut my ropes like that Elvin.
Gadi: I... I don't want to chop any ropes.... *gulp* (chops himself)
Lexxan: Thanx Gadi, now I don't need to worry. That's for you Alci, for Hi-Jacking Dragon Cave *chop*
William: And that's for calling me "Calf" (chops Pan)
Pan: Awww... William, Actually, It is Schmalf, but if you insist...
Geny: O Milady, I give you a Peanut.
Pan: Oow Here, a QP, Geny dear.
ALCIBIADES X--
ASHEERA --X
AZAGAL ---
ELVIN ---
GADI --X
GENY ---
LEXXAN---
PANDORA-X-
WILLIAM ---
Next Question: Who smells the worst?
ALCIBIADES WILLIAM
ASHEERA WILLIAM
AZAGAL WILLIAM
ELVIN WILLIAM
GADI GADI
GENY WILLIAM
LEXXAN WILLIAM
PANDORA WILLIAM
WILLIAM WILLIAM
Val: Everyone says William, except Gadi... Correct answer is William.
William: Yeh, I kinda like smell like my trash can.
Lexxan: The Hiiiiiiills are alive though smell of Willieeeeee!
William: Don't push your limit
Lexxan: What Limit?
William: THAT Limit (chops Lex)
Lex: WILL!! ... You... You (chops Will) Douchebag.
Alcibiades (chops Asheera)
Asheera: Payback time, Rivvil! (chops Alc)
Val: Alc is down to one rope! Azagal is next.
Azzie: Will you forgive me Alci, if I cut you out?
Alc: No.
Azzie: Well, I'll have to learn to live with it I guess (chops Alc)
Alc's Idol: *SMASH*
Val: ALC is the first person out of the Challenge, take a spot on the bench, Alc. Elvin is next
Elvin: You know, Elves and Drow really can't stand eachother. (chops Ash)
Ash: I'm not a Drow... I'm an albino...
Geny: Well, Albino or not, look what's coming for you *chop*
Asheera's Idol: *SMASH*
Val: Ash is out of the Challenge. Pan is up.
Pan: Sorry, Calf *chops Will*
Will: Effin Mods... gmbl.
AZAGAL ---
ELVIN ---
GADI --X
GENY ---
LEXXAN--X
PANDORA-X-
WILLIAM -XX
Next Question: Who is most likely to stab you in the back?
AZAGAL Asheera
ELVIN Lexxan
GADI Asheera
GENY Asheera
LEXXAN Asheera
PANDORA Asheera
WILLIAM Asheera
Val: Elvin says Lex, and everybody else says Asheera... correct answer is: Asheera
Ash: WHAT??
Geny: well that one was technically a no-brainer.
Ash: Explain or I'll slice yout throat, shebali
Geny: Well, you kinda did it now.
Val: Gadi is the first to chop a rope.
Gadi: Oh, no I don't want to lo-
Elvin: Gadi, no one is going to hate you for cutting there ropes you know. Just go ahead.
Gadi: Ye- I mean - I can? Okay then (chops Elvin)
Elvin: that's not exactly what I meant, but it's a start.
Geny: *chop*
Will's Idol: *SMASH*
Will: Geny, What the Fu-?
Geny: It was the only mercifull thing to do.
Lex: Let's see..; who shall I chop... Ah, yes. (chops Pan)
Pan: OOOOOOOH.... (coldly) that was not very nice of you, Lexxan.
Geny: Aw, now Look what you did...You pissed off the Chosen One. Run.
Pan: Naughty boys deserve to be punished.
Lex: Uh-Oh
Pan: (chops Lex)
Lex: pfew.. at least I'm still in it, I've got one rope left-
Azzie: HIYAH!! *chop*
Lexxan's Idol: *SMASH*
Lex: So far for being in it..
Azzie: BANZAI, SHORYUKEN!!! [Heh, the chicks like that stuff]
Val: Okay Lex, take a spot on the bench, next to Ash, Alc and Will.
AZAGAL ---
ELVIN -X-
GADI --X
GENY ---
PANDORA -XX
Next Question: Who just can't shut up?
AZAGAL: Lexxan
ELVIN: Alcibiades
GADI: Alcibiades
GENY: Azagal
PANDORA: Asheera
Val: I see a lot of different names coming up... the correct answer is... Alcibiades. Elvin got it right, and Gadi got it right.
Elvin: A Man's gotta do, what a Man's gotta do. *chop*
Pan's Idol: *SMASH*
Pan: Awww Elvin! I thought we were friends.
Elvin: It's nothing personal, it's just business.
Gadi: Okay... let's even up things. (chops Geny)..; You can live with the Geny, okay?
Geny: Maybe I can... but then I have to kill you.
AZAGAL ---
ELVIN -X-
GADI --X
GENY X--
Next Question: Who do you see as the Biggest threat?
AZAGAL : Pandora
ELVIN : Asheera
GADI : Pandora
GENY : Asheera
Val: Elvin and Geny say Asheera, Gadi and Azagal say Pandora... the correct answer is.. Pandora
Azzie: YAY!!!..; Okay now, who shall I chop... Hmmm.... What about... Elvin for beating me in the Duel Map Tournament..; Yeah, that would
work - *chop*
Gadi: Evening the Playground a bit.. sorry (chops Azagal)
AZAGAL -X-
ELVIN XX-
GADI --X
GENY --X
Next Question: Who do you trust with you life?
AZAGAL: Gadi
ELVIN: Gadi
GADI: Gadi
GENY: Gadi
Val: Everybody says Gadi, including Gadi... Correct Answer: Gadi.
Geny: Now I get my revenge. You shouldn't have chopped Pan's Ropes... ELVIN! *chop*
Elvin's Idol: *SMASH*
Elvin: All I'm going to say is... It was worth it
Azagal: Oraaaa, YAHAAAA NINJA SAMURAI HONDA MATSUMOTO SAN! (chops Geny)
Gadi: Okay then... Hope we can remain friends, Azagal... (chops Azagal)
Val: Okay, Geny and Azagal are down to their last life, Gadi still has two lives left...
AZAGAL -XX
GADI: --X
GENY: -XX
Next Question: Who hasn't lived up to his full potential yet?
Azagal: Elvin
Gadi: Lex
Geny: Elvin
Val: One vote Lex, two votes Elvin... Correct answer is Elvin. Geny got it right, and Azagal got it right.
Geny: That's for chopping me, Esquire of the Chosen One. *chop*
Azagal's Idol: *SMASH*
Val: Azagal is out, but before you takeyour spot on the Loser's Bench, you can still wack somebody.
Azagal: Cool! Okay, Gadi you wacked me twice, so all I can do is return the Favour... (chop) Oh GOODNESS GADI, STOP CRYING!!! It's not a big
deal, anyway.
Val: Gadi and Geny have each one rope left... the last question could be the last one...
GADI: -XX
GENY: -XX
Next Question: Who does the least around camp?
Gadi: Asheera
Geny: William
Val: Two different answers... One of you got it right, the other got it wrong... Correct Answer is... ASHEERA!! Gadi, take your last chop
Gadi: No hard feelings, Geny?
Geny: None at all, Gadi
Gadi: Alright then! *chop*
Geny's Idol: *SMASH*
Val: And just like that, GADI WINS REWARD!!!
Gadi: Wait... I won...I- I WOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! I WOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! [Take that, suckers!]
Val: And you won a nice sailing trip onto a Pirate Ship, controlled by a real pirate. You'll be able to fish, get drunk, and eat a lot. In
other words, have a lot of fun... In addition, you can pick two castaways to join you on your trip.. Who is it gonna be?
Gadi: ... Oh... Erm... I'll pick... Elvin and Alc.. [Yes, that should be fun hehehehe]
Val: And you must also send someone to Exile Island.
Gadi: Oh..; I really don't want to do this... Okay than. Pan should go.
Pan: *scowl*
Gadi: I-I Mean... Asheera?
Ash: (raises venom-coated dagger)
Gadi: *gulp* Erm... Lex?
Lex: No way, dude.
Gadi: Anybody?
Geny: I wouldn't mind going, to be honest
Gadi: Oh alright, I pick Geny!
Pan: Geny, what?
Geny: Alas, Pandora, Blue Lady of the Hour, our ways have to part. But cry not, O Kind One, for Thy Heavenly Shade of Blue Shan't be
forgotten by you loyal Geny esquire. Adieu, Vale, Farewell, Sayonara... or as they say in Boston: See You Later!
COMING UP ON SURVIVOR: What evil plans are forged on a Pirate Ship? Who wins Immunity? And Azagal is torn between two camps...
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posted November 11, 2009 09:05 PM |
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Going to update it right now
Yaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I was writing it, but I had to fight a big Writer's block, so I post-poned it.
It's finished now, as you can see.
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posted November 11, 2009 09:27 PM |
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Finished good as well.
You answered correctly for me to all but 1 question.
And Exile island does sound kinda fun.
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posted November 11, 2009 09:57 PM |
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And it goes uphill once more. Heehe enjoyed it.
EDIT: And there is no way in hell I'd say Alc is a bad spammer... danish people got to stick together!
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posted November 11, 2009 09:58 PM |
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Going to update it right now
Yaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I was writing it, but I had to fight a big Writer's block, so I post-poned it.
It's finished now, as you can see.
I was Yaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh'ing during the time I posted to the time you finished, sitting on the library, calm like a rock, my arms waving in all directions. 
Cool episode, though not to spoil the fun or anything (I'm not familiar with the rules though, so I'm probably wrong), but didn't Asheera get 4 chops and didn't William loose the opportunity for one chop he should have had?
Though I suppose if Val said otherwise there's no discussion, cause he's the mage of the land after all. 
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posted November 11, 2009 10:14 PM |
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danish people got to stick together!
True, but you are Japanese!
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posted November 11, 2009 10:27 PM |
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Azagal: Oraaaa, YAHAAAA NINJA SAMURAI HONDA MATSUMOTO SAN! (chops Geny)
As you can see I'm 100% not japanese.
What could possibly have given you that idea?
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posted November 11, 2009 10:57 PM |
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After all the anime that I've seen, I can spot a Japanese man when I see him.
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posted November 11, 2009 11:01 PM |
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Especially if you've looked into his profile, LOL
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posted November 12, 2009 12:31 AM |
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Why did you say that Lexx? Now I have to change it... since I'm in Bonn of all places. I miss Tokyo... it's weird.
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posted February 01, 2010 11:15 PM |
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Revived from the deepest debts of the Tavern 
Since I have the day off tomorrow, I'll spend it on writing the remainder of the episode, right?
I've also changed the original boot order completely, so expect a fun finish!
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posted February 01, 2010 11:23 PM |
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Sounds cool, I'll be looking forward to it. No pressure of course *Gengar applies its pressure on Lexxan*.
Btw. I have always wondered, what is survivor exactly?
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posted February 01, 2010 11:24 PM |
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Looking forward to it, Lexxan.
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
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Sounds cool, I'll be looking forward to it. No pressure of course *Gengar applies its pressure on Lexxan*.
Btw. I have always wondered, what is survivor exactly?
It is the first and best reality show. A number of castaways (who've never seen eachother before) are dropped on a remote tropical location. The objective is to last (in the American version) 39, and be the last person standing. How to get there, is up to the players.
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Episode 7: I'll show them how threatening I am!!
Gadi, Elvin and Alc reach their wonderful reward, an afternoon cruise on a pirate yaught.
Elvin: "Wow, what a lovely ship."
Alcibiades: "Technically, it's called a yau-"
Elvin: "I don't care, Alc. I really don't"
Alci: "You're sure?"
Elvin: "I'm afraid I am."
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ELVIN - Confessional: "Alc... He certainly is a nice guy and such, but sometimes he's just way too... well, how can I describe it best... Robotic? Not that I mean to speak badly about him, I mean, I like turtles and cute kittens, so I can't be vile, but still...
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Suddenly a man dressed in Pirate clothing disembarks from the yaught, welcoming the three of them
Gadi: (whispering) "Who is that douch- *AHEM* I mean... weird person that I absolutely like" (heh)
Elvin: "Dunno. I thought carnaval wasn't for three weeks... guess I was mistaken"
Alc: "Actually, he is-"
Elvin: "DON'T. WANNA. HEAR."
Gadi: *snicker*
Man Dressed in Silly Pirate clothing: "Welcome to the Black Hurl. I'm captain Gnack, and will be your captain on your reward."
Gadi: "Captain Jack? Like in JackSparrowBauer?"
Capt. Gnack: "My name is GNACK, friend. Captain Danger Dave Gnack."
Gadi: "Well met, mac"
Capt. Gnack: *rolleyes* (whispering): "Gnack.."
Henceforth, Captain Gnack welcomed Elvin and Alcibiades to the Black Hurl, and subsequently ignored Gadi. At the reward, their got a nice stew, and a bottle of white wine.
Gadi: "Guys... I need to tell you something."
[Creepy Music Plays]
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GADI - Confessional: "I've lurked in the shadows long enough, and played the friend cart for a while... but that's not gonna win me the game. Now I got some time away with my little b*tches, (being AlciB*tch and ElvinTurd), it is becoming time to act... and become a bit... muhahahaha... naughty."
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Gadi: "Guys, I feel that I have to make a hard decision now... I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings or lose friends... but I might be gone before you know and-
Alc: "You want to flip?"
Gadi: "Yes... and No... I want us to be the Final Three."
Elvin: *chokes in a glass of boobins*
Gadi: "ZOMG ELVIN IS CHOKING. ALC, DO SOMETHING!!"
Alc: "No problem"
Alc whacks Elvin with his hammer. Elvin falls face-forward in his stew, unconscieous.
Gadi: "Alc... was that nessecairy?"
Alc: "It was a calculated risk... there's only a 2.12357543% that he drowns in his stew to be exact."
Gadi: "Eh, whatever."
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GADI - Confessional: "Everyone Likes Me and loves me... but that's not going to make me win. and I want to win, and I'll manipulate and be nice to the persons what can grant it to me... and when I don't need my little puppets anymore... I just drop them in the trash!" *Evil Laugh*
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At Chaboga Mogo beach:
Asheera and Azagal can be seen doing Yoga at the beach, with a suspicious Pandora watching. Lexxan lurks at them as well, hidden behind the bushes.
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LEXXAN - Confessional: "Asheera has worked her magic on Azagal, but I'm still weary about the whole thing... The Asheera Seeds have been planted, but what I'm worried about is: what if Azagal doesn't flip? Then Asheera might not be with me and Will anymore either... and that worries me... because I know that Asheera won't flip because she likes Azzie... but because it's more lucrative for her to do so..."
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Lexxan and William are talking together.
Lexxan: "... and that's what is on my mind."
William: "But you have a plan B, don't you, mate?"
Lexxan: "Err... *high-pitched* Forgotten?"
William: "NO PLAN B? THEN DON'T JUST F****ING STAND THERE, DO SOMETHING, FOR F***'s SAKE!!"
Lexxan: "But acting now would disturb the plan-"
William: "And if it doesn't work? EVER F***ING Thought about that?"
Lexxan: "About What?"
William: "CHRIST, ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED?!?!?! WHAT IF HE DECLINES!! WHAT IF F***ING DECLINES? WHAT THE F*** ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? STAND ABOUT AND GET A F***ING MOTHERLOAD OF S*** OVER US UNTILL WE DROWN IN A RAIN OF POO??!!!"
Lexxan: "You Know What... (yells) I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE F***, I CAN GET LOUD TOO!!"
William: "THE ADD SOMETHING TO SAVE US, I DON'T WANT TO GO F***ING HOME BECAUSE OF YOUR S***!"
Lexxan: "THE STOP YELLING SO I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU BOOB!"
William: "DIMWIT!"
Lexxan: "Dunce"
William "Dolt"
Lexxan: "Lout"
William: "Rapscallion"
Lexxan: "Rumplestiltskin"
William: "FINE. Then have your F***ING LAST WORD, that's ALL you F***ING WANT!!"
Lexxna: "The Shut up, so I can finish it!"
William walks away fuming.
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WILLIAM - Confessional: "Lexxan is always busy with his complicated plots, intellectual plotting, intrigue, and whatever other bulls*** I can't think of. He just sits there are day and spins his web of lies, but he thinks I'll just walk by and be his pawn, he's F***ING WRONG. I like the guy, but seriously... Get a F***ing grip, mate. I'll have to take matters into my own hands."
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William walks towards Pan, as Lex resumes to spy on Asheera and Azagal.
Reward.
Elvin had regained consciousness, and Gadi has filled him in with the details of his plan.
Elvin: "You're really sure about it then?"
Gadi: "I'm afraid to step on anybody's toes... but yes, I am sure, Elf Friend."
Elvin: "Oh Okay..."
Gadi: "Excellent! Hey Captain Crack, More wine please!
Capt. Gnack: "GNA- *sigh* Oh whatever, you scurvy cur."
Gadi: "Hey, I'm only talking smack... just kidding dude."
Capt. Gnack: "Hmpf."
ELVIN - Confessional: "Gadi is... I don't know... He's acting so... strangely the whole day. He doesn't seem to be himself... I guess it's just the alcohol."
Captain Gnack refills their glasses.
GADI: "The game is finally bringing up my true self... Which is pretty ruthless, and pretty cutthroat and pretty stone-cold b*tch... and I have a smile on my face." *evil leer*
Gadi sips from hims refilled glass.
Gadi: (spits out the wine): "Ack, yuck! Who put vinegar in my glass?"
Capt. Gnack: "Uhm... Not me, hehehe."
William and Pandora are talking to eachother.
Pan: "So you basically want the Chapera Alliance to be reformed?"
Will: "Yeah, that's the big deal, rapsca-"
Pan: "For and foremost, I've *JUST* had my menstruation, so you'd better not test my patience and interrupt me. Secondly, if you *ever* call me *rascallion* Again I'll PENALIZE you into oblivion and out of this game. From this point forward, it's either *Milady*, *Chosen One* or *Snugglecakes*..."
Will: "Okay, Snug-"
Pan: "AND, Schmalf, Snugglecakes is reserved to Elvin only, so if you dare use that without his permission, you AND your offspring will be penalized and banned untill LucJPatenaude makes an intelligent post... Misusing it makes me rather tense... and I'm *NOT* nice when I'm tense. Is that Understood?"
Will: "Okay, okay, don't be se f***ed up Pa-"
Pan: "What I also *won't* tolerate is use of profane and absolutely degrading morphenes like... like... that word and the likes of it. Who wants to be in an alliance with me, has to be decent. Posh. Stylish. Stiff Upperlip Class. and most importantly: *WELL-MANNERED* Does your brain understand this, Schmalf?"
Will: "Yes..."
Pan: "Yes... WHO?"
Will: "Yes.... Milady"
Pan: "Excellent. +QP to you. Now, leave me be to contemplate about your offer and be cross on my own."
Will: "Yes, Milady."
Will runs away toward the bushes, as soon as he's gone, barfing sounds are heard.
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PAN - Confessional: "Schmalf basically told me he had interests in reviving the *OLD* Chapera Alliance. Which means, Myself, Lex, Schmalf and Azagal in an alliance, plus Asheera and Geny. His plan is to go to the Final Six Together, where he *claims* it'll be Me, Geny and Azagal vs Asheera, Lex and Schmalf... which I highly doubt. However, I think Schmalf is indeed loyal to me, and Lex fears me enough not to go against me unless he has the numbers on his side... and Asheera, the biggest opportunist by far, will definately pick the side which favors her the most. In fact, all three of them make decent allies. My Current Alliance with Alci and Elvin is indeed a less favorable option, since Alci is about as strong in challenges as I am, and Elvin is an overall likeable guy. Both may stand in my way, and I *cannot* have that. I am the *CHOSEN ONE* and *I* will have to make sure that I'll get there... *sigh* I wish Geny was here. I'd love to have his council in a situation like this. I'm pis- I mean, I'm *upset* at the thought of him struggling to survive on a distant island
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Meanwhile, on Exile Island:
Geny is lying on the beach, sipping from a coconut.
Geny: (raises the coconut towards the sun): "Pan be praised! This place rocks! "
Meanwhile on Chaboga Mogo, Elvin, Gadi and Alci have returned form their reward, and are currently disembarking the yaught.
Elvin: "We've had a wonderful time, Captain."
Capt. Gnack: "You're welcome."
Alci: "It was a fun trip we had."
Capt. Gnack: "You're always welcome to come back Alci"
Gadi: "So, I'm about to hit the road, Jack"
Capt. Gnack: "And you don't come back no more."
Gadi "No more?"
Capt. Gnack: "No more, no more."
Gadi: "This scene sounds familiar."
COMING RIGHT UP ON... SURVIVOR
Azagal and Pandora find themselves between two sides... and they will have to pick.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted February 03, 2010 12:39 AM |
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Edited by william at 00:39, 03 Feb 2010.
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William: "CHRIST, ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED?!?!?! WHAT IF HE DECLINES!! WHAT IF F***ING DECLINES? WHAT THE F*** ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? STAND ABOUT AND GET A F***ING MOTHERLOAD OF S*** OVER US UNTILL WE DROWN IN A RAIN OF POO??!!!"
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WILLIAM - Confessional: "Lexxan is always busy with his complicated plots, intellectual plotting, intrigue, and whatever other bulls*** I can't think of. He just sits there are day and spins his web of lies, but he thinks I'll just walk by and be his pawn, he's F***ING WRONG. I like the guy, but seriously... Get a F***ing grip, mate. I'll have to take matters into my own hands."
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Will: "Okay, okay, don't be se f***ed up Pa-"
LMFAO!!
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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