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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 17, 2002 05:07 PM |
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The problem disapeared alright... but so did the dragon- eeek!!
So be careful of the invisible guard dragon when delivering my cloak..
And when we (ie all the devestatingly beautiful women) rule the world, you can have a place in my personal harem too if you like... 
(I won't extend this invitation as I think LW and Gootch would probably kill themselves first! J/K)
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 17, 2002 07:22 PM |
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No! I will not commit suicide! I will protect Eternum till I die, and - after the first attack on Eternum - you are sure to see an execution of a beautiful woman each day! Oh, here's a list of things that make me almost untouchable:
1. Undead can't fall in love (hah! The first time when your goold looks is useless!).
2. Giant undead dwarves are magic resistant, just like black dragons.
3. I know many powerful people who would stand by my side when the battle of Eternum will take place.
Oh, and Conn, I asked hundreds of times about that shade-slicing improvement!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 17, 2002 07:26 PM |
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 17, 2002 07:34 PM |
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Umm... Come again? I read your post 5 times and I can't understand what are you talking about.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 18, 2002 12:52 AM |
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Quote:
Oh, and Conn, I asked hundreds of times about that shade-slicing improvement!
Patience, my dwarven friend. What you have asked for is not an easy thing to do, and i have pulled every string i have to get it done. I have a promising lead, but it will take time...
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 Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 18, 2002 01:54 PM |
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ok np conn..... :: givs him his money::
P.S.
remember the armour,.... 
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Snogard
Known Hero
customised
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posted February 20, 2002 06:11 AM |
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I have heard interesting talks about this shop of yours, and hence traveled great distance from the north to see for myself. As you see, I am a full-grown Azure that wields great power and practice awesome magic. However, more than anything else, I used to have this powerful ability to DREAM and to BELIEVE in DREAMS, which I discovered that I am loosing it gradually. Do you think you have anything that can fix it? Be sure to be paid handsomely.
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Seize The Day.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted February 21, 2002 04:37 AM |
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"Hey, watch the elbows maiden-breath. How you managed to squeeze in to this shop I've no idea. However, I'm sure the shopkeeper has a strict 'no pets' policy."
<Pauses for a moment>
"Oops, I guess that means you too Cat."
"By the way, if you, Romana and Milena get together, you can form the 'kotex' mafia. And the day when women rule the world is the day we start having wars every 28 days. Later, wenches."
<Leaves, whistling his favorite tune>
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 21, 2002 12:44 PM |
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*quickly puts a KICK ME letter on the Gootch his back*
That should do the trick..LMAO
"Bye honey...see ya later"
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted February 21, 2002 01:25 PM |
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::kicks Gootch::  lol
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 23, 2002 07:09 PM |
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Hey, please do your kicking somewhere else, okay? People buy and sell here! This is no place for violance, so if you want a fight - go to Elf's Tavern .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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ShadowLord
Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
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posted February 23, 2002 07:20 PM |
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But hey, I'm looking for a soul! Anyone wants to sell their soul to me?
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Do I need DRUGS when I have HEROES?
Heroes == Good
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 23, 2002 10:16 PM |
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To ShadowLord:
Dear sir,
Please note that this is an honest establishment and we do not encourage black market.(i.e. selling and buying souls without approval from the shopkeeper. And that would be me.) So, please cease this trading inside my shop.
Yours Truly,
Conn
j/k
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 23, 2002 10:18 PM |
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Have the Gootch's!!!
*considers this* oh, hang on, he doesn't have one!!
Conn, If I strip to my underware, will you ban him?
*Watches Gootch walking down the street being kicked with a ssnowing Romana following with a camera*
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 23, 2002 10:33 PM |
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Have the Gootch's!!!
*considers this* oh, hang on, he doesn't have one!!
Conn, If I strip to my underware, will you ban him?
*Goes out and puts a big sign next to the one with " no creatures for sale". It reads: "The person known as The_Gootch is not allowed to come in the shop anymore until he appologizes to Cat and Romana for everything he has said and done."*
I am sorry Gootch, but you messed with a girl i really like...and with a mod's love on top of that.
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 23, 2002 10:36 PM |
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Thank you soooo much!
*Goes into back of shop and takes off whole outfit except for boots and underwear. A dull thud is heard*
Oh dear.. where's the smelling salts draw? Conn's just fainted
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted February 23, 2002 10:38 PM |
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She did not realise I was negotiating with Conn at the time about another cyclop rock & was looking at them currently, CAT what are you doing
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 23, 2002 10:39 PM |
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted February 23, 2002 10:48 PM |
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*gets up and he looks disoiented*
I'm...OK...i just tripped...I'm fne i tell you!...I didn't faint...errr..allright, maybe just a little...
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Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted February 23, 2002 10:50 PM |
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OUCH!!!! oops sorry Conn I broke your cyclop rock ok I will take one & the broken one.
I accidently dropped the rock when she stripped.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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