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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted May 06, 2002 02:24 PM

"Truce be dammed!"
<Flies at Romana and body checks her, but puts too much weight on his gimpy leg and falls down>
"Medic!"
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 06, 2002 02:51 PM

give me 50 plz...! :ut`s 150 Gp on the counter::

What for the armor??
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 06, 2002 09:56 PM

I'll take it! By the way, anything interesting happening lately in the axe market?
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SirDunco
SirDunco


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posted May 06, 2002 10:39 PM

Since Conn is not around...I'll take care of buisness.

Lord Echo: Ok, here are the arrows...*takes Echos Money* and the armor should be ready tommorow. Conns been busy with his marriage u know.

Lord Woock: The axe market? Well i have this suppert axe of lightning. It's charged with electricity so everytime u strki it sends a bolt of electricty through the opponents body. Like it?
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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted May 06, 2002 11:00 PM

Hey Dunco...

Is there anything in backstock tht one can use to make one's husband post more?

*a cracking sound is heard as Cat treads on something*

Oh, hello Gootch, watcha doing down there?  Look what you've done, you've got blood all over my manilo blahniks!  

And i need some gimp feed for Sir)stiven.. he's still in his box...
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted May 06, 2002 11:43 PM

la la la, you really cant stop thinking of me can you?
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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted May 06, 2002 11:59 PM

I'm just feeling kinda guilty for locking you in there...

*thinks*

No, actually, I don't.. watch it you.. remember, I'm a killing machine
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 07, 2002 12:02 AM

Heh Dunkie Me needs a belt & straps for uh saooomethhhang
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 07, 2002 12:42 AM

Hi Everybody.  Whatsup?  So Cat, You think I need glasses huh?  Let me tell you...oh wait that's right I do need glasses.  You know what, screw glasses.  I'll use magic to fix my imperfact eyesight (now if I could just read that spell, darn, can't...see clearly...maybe I could guess.  Yeah, I'll guess, that always worked on my tests in school.  heh heh heh)  

Oh hey, awsome news.  I recently cast an Eye of Oros spell and merged it's powers with that of a beholder.  Next I transformed and copied the eye so I wold have a set.  Last I linked and merged them with Trolly so now he is one of the world's only seeing Troglodytes, with laser eyes.  I'd love to show you all, and that was my plan with the show and tell thread but I guess I can't put an image on HC unless it's on a website.
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Lupin
Lupin


Known Hero
who eats Titans for Lunch
posted May 07, 2002 02:27 AM

Conn, would you happen to have any pendants that would increase my Nature Magic Powers?
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SirDunco
SirDunco


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posted May 07, 2002 03:51 AM

A'ight

Cat:
For Conn...Let me take a look...There is the Husband Posting-Potion, Do-it-ur-self Husband Posting elixire kit, The Posting Beer and some Postorame...Personaly i recoomend the Posting Beer.

Aculias: Well I see ur going to be u..ehh..busy so here take this belt&straps and go do ur...ehmm...buisness...Lol

Lupin: Yes I have a pendant Right here...The Calling of Earth is its name...Price is 75 gold...


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Daemoniumm
Daemoniumm


Hired Hero
Lord of Destruction and Terror
posted May 07, 2002 01:02 PM

*walks in*

Wow, this store is packed. I bet all this people are buying their mom's present for this Sunday. *searches the crowded store for the sales person*

There he is. Conn! Any red dragon's skin armor for a female? Make sure it has some openings in the back for her wings.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 07, 2002 02:53 PM

Quote:
The axe market? Well i have this suppert axe of lightning. It's charged with electricity so everytime u strki it sends a bolt of electricty through the opponents body. Like it?


Sounds interesting, but I didn't want to buy anything. I just want to keep up with the news you know.
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Conn
Conn


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God slayer
posted May 07, 2002 09:57 PM

Walks in from the back room....

*Yawns, and then sees Gootch lying on the floor, without a leg, and Romana lying a few meters away...In a corner, he sees a polar bear chewing on a leg*

This two again! OH no...Well, suit yourselves. But you have to clean all the mess yourselves, and whatever you brake you buy.

*Turns to Cat*

Honey, i have no problem with you keeping pets here, but do they have to eat here aswell? Oh, i nearly forgot...Can you do anything about soundproofing Sir_Stiven's box? I couldn't get a minute of sleep because of all the racket he's making in there...

To Daemoniumm:

No, sorry, no dragon-skin armour here...But i do have this special armour, forged for a forgotten god, many centuries ago, in the pits of an active vulcano...It costs 100GP. Interested?

To Sir_Dunco:

Beer? Don't mind if i do...


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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted May 07, 2002 10:44 PM
Edited By: Cat on 7 May 2002

Ugh!! I have bits of Gootchie leg in my shoe!  Damn!!

*whispers to Dunco* how much for the elixir?

To Conn:

I've soundproofed his box and emptied his litter tray, but I was wondering, darling.. do you have anything for skining penguins and making them into a matching shoes and handbag ensemble?
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Conn
Conn


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God slayer
posted May 07, 2002 11:02 PM

Thank you sweetheart. Skinning penguins, eh? I have just the thing...this is the latest technology devised by the wise men of the emperor themselves...It is a fixed blade, which you secure on the ground, and then pick up the penguin and just push him against the blade, so his skin will come off....You like that?
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 07, 2002 11:16 PM

hmmm i have noticed only men.... buys wepons and armour!
dosent women fight at all??? well exept with there husbands of course

i miss a fine woman at the battle field... RainBow!
u like to fight right??? well...

::Buts a bag of GP`s on the counter:: get me some armour and a sword and shield, give this to RainBow! can u do this conn???
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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted May 07, 2002 11:20 PM

Hey!!

I'm a killing machine, just ask Stiven !
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Conn
Conn


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God slayer
posted May 07, 2002 11:25 PM

Sure, LE...No problem...Will do that.
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SirDunco
SirDunco


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Supreme Hero
posted May 07, 2002 11:43 PM

*Turns to Cat and says in a quiet wisper*

Here take it...don't worry about it.

*hands cat a small bottle*
*turns to Conn*

Beer...beer...here have some of this beer.

*Hands Conn a bottle of Stein*
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