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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Favorite Superweapon
Thread: Favorite Superweapon This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT»
Nebdar
Nebdar


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Generation N
posted July 26, 2009 11:50 PM
Edited by Nebdar at 07:58, 01 Aug 2009.

i know i know

Woman

There is a saying:

If the Devil can't do something, then it will send woman
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Society99
Society99


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I am too much of a spammer!
posted July 31, 2009 10:32 PM

Good ol' Shotgun, double Barrel'd

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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 01, 2009 07:39 AM

Quote:
i know i know

Woman

There is a saying:

If the Devil can do something, then it will send woman

I like this superweapon too.
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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 01, 2009 07:58 AM
Edited by Rarensu at 08:08, 01 Aug 2009.

How To Conquer A Nation By Subverting Its Culture

1. Get S. Korea to build lots and lots of cheap little TVs.
2. Sell these TVs cheap in the Nation to be conquered.
3. Put a satellite in geostationary orbit above the Nation to be conquered.
4. Beam down Desperate Housewives, Sex & The City, The OC, etc.
5. The women of this nation will watch the Hollywood programming and learn how to be self-centered irresponsible misandrists.
6. The men of this nation will leave the country en masse looking for women who aren't self-centered irresponsible misandrists.
7. Invade the nation. As there are only women left it will be very easy.
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


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Visiting
posted August 01, 2009 01:16 PM

sexist
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted August 01, 2009 01:40 PM

...oooo..

k...

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TheDeath
TheDeath


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posted August 01, 2009 03:56 PM

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1. Get S. Korea to build lots and lots of cheap little TVs.
I don't get this part. Why S. Korea?
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted August 01, 2009 07:09 PM

Women get cancer from cheap TVs?
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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 01, 2009 09:20 PM

For a brief moment in between "everything is made in Japan" and "everything is made in China", there was "everything is made in S. Korea." During that brief moment, we ordered from them a trillion TVs to sell in India (India has a 4000 yr old culture, so they were of course priority #1 to have it destroyed.)

But nowadays we would order TVs from china, who would outsource to Burma.
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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted August 01, 2009 10:41 PM
Edited by veco at 22:44, 01 Aug 2009.

Quote:
Many a time have I enjoyed firing an Ion Cannon.

I'm tempted to say Luger but on the other hand there's nothing like pressing the "BYE BYE" button on the rusty old Scud Storm

ahh the carnage!
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Rarensu
Rarensu


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Formerly known as RTI
posted August 02, 2009 09:32 AM


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lucky_dwarf
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Visiting
posted August 02, 2009 03:43 PM


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ULTRAMARIOX
ULTRAMARIOX


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Legendary Dragon Muncher
posted August 08, 2009 06:27 AM

I'd play quick draw with hydrogen missles and then destroy mercury with a hydrogen unmanned spaceship kamikaze and finally make mars habitable bring evey1 on the threads here with me and explode the earth with a tunnel digging hydrogen bomb and create a new close sun
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 08, 2009 10:12 AM

All I need is a screwdriver and a Lighter to wreak havoc and spread super-mayhem.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Azagal
Azagal


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Smooth Snake
posted August 08, 2009 10:44 AM


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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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Rarensu
Rarensu


Known Hero
Formerly known as RTI
posted August 09, 2009 10:30 AM

Plato agrees with you.
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Mytical
Mytical


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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted August 09, 2009 11:05 AM

New epic superweapon.  Unbeatable.  It is the Endless Debatonator.  Once fired, the entire populace of a city just sits around debating with each other endlessly over trivial things.  They can not fight, just debate.  It does no damage to the area, but makes it easy to walk in and just kill/take over.
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TheDeath
TheDeath


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posted August 09, 2009 06:12 PM

Quote:
New epic superweapon.  Unbeatable.  It is the Endless Debatonator.  Once fired, the entire populace of a city just sits around debating with each other endlessly over trivial things.  They can not fight, just debate.  It does no damage to the area, but makes it easy to walk in and just kill/take over.
Neutron bomb is better, you won't have to waste bullets.
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Rarensu
Rarensu


Known Hero
Formerly known as RTI
posted August 09, 2009 08:16 PM

Quote:
bullets

You have an entire city to execute and your weapon of choice is a gun? Come on. Think more medieval.

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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted August 09, 2009 08:34 PM

Quote:
Quote:
bullets

You have an entire city to execute and your weapon of choice is a gun? Come on. Think more medieval.



You could also think of nerve gas, chainsaw...

or be creative and fire cars from a catapult to the city


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