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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 04, 2003 11:29 PM |
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And you called us dorks...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 05, 2003 01:36 AM |
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Go army of evil Nintendo characters, destroy all!!!!
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Spaek the Titan
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 05, 2003 01:41 AM |
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still wandering around, when suddenly I spot The Gootch. I can't help but giving him a wedgie for old times sake
Too bad I left snowy back home...he would have loved to chew on you a bit 
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 05, 2003 02:36 AM |
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LordTitan picks up the Temple and places it on a realy big hill.
"There, thats better"
From behind him Gorman shouts
"Die Titan DIE!!!"
Gormans sword clinks off LordTitan's armor.
"Okay enough fun, now gimmie the dagger"
Gorman stares down at his greatsword.
"Dagger?"
LordTitan grabs the azure dragon and streaches it, fire spews from it's mouth.
"Freez angels! Don't make me use the other end!"
Sevrel Arch Angels burn to a crisp.
Angels by the handful charge at LordTitan, LordTitan ducks, they hit the wall behind him.
*Saruman sat down, "He he" he said, "with my evil army of nano-golems I will have complete controll of the world!!"
Saruman jumped into his gyrocopter and yelled "Follow me evil nano-golems!", Saruman noticed that his Gyrocopter had just hit a tree. "Hmmm... Mabey there's more to this 'driving' than I thought"*
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 05, 2003 02:56 PM |
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HEY, Put My Dragon Down!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 05, 2003 07:30 PM |
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whoa....the Gootch is back.....
*wonders if I should be kind and leave the temple for the self-proclaimed goddesses*
Alright, u got yourself a deal Gootch!
C'ya around! U can keep the other "dorks" 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 06, 2003 02:47 AM |
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Boy, I left for a week or so and this thread really grew! That battle was a little crazy though. I guess the Army of the Flame will have to sort things out.
*Saruman assumes demon form*
OK. First order of buisness: Seal the Astral plane in a non-space so that it the temple can never be retrieved, and that the eternal battle will continue until the key is retrieved from Metetron, our supreme demon master!
Second: What's with all these nano-golems? I ordered clockwork horrors!!! (I just realized someting: I used 2 more exclamation marks than any sane man should.)
Third: It appears that the army has been mustered.
*Grabs Satan's Hellaxe of Fire*
Let's kill something, demon followers!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 08, 2003 02:37 PM |
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Sisters by choice
We belonged together,
everybody knew that we would,
because we were sisters by choice,
and not because of our blood.
The pain of missing you,
is supposed to subside,
supposed to start receding,
like a remorseful turning tide.
But you were part of me,
the pain just lingers on,
like a record stuck in a groove,
playing the same lines to a song.
But I know you'll understand,
when I let go of the grief,
maybe you'd be happy,
even show signs of relief.
Because you know I'll always love you,
and treasure the memories we hold,
and I'll tell my grandchildren,
a story that must be told.
A story of a love so strong,
that you was the sister that I chose,
and the day that you died,
an angel woke and rose.
for someone special
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 08, 2003 05:50 PM |
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My heart is with you Romana
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 08, 2003 05:58 PM |
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Did somone Die?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Thunder
Responsible
Famous Hero
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posted May 08, 2003 06:10 PM |
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Did I mention that I left them the ability to sing poems when I polymorphed them to moose? But I can't figure out how Romana managed to utter out poem, especially considering to what part of the moose I transformed her......
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 08, 2003 06:12 PM |
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Hey Thunder, Are you in cahoots with Lord Titan?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 08, 2003 09:22 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 8 May 2003
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That poem wasn't for me
It was for a special friend..
but thx for your heartfelt sympathies 
p.s.: Thunder I dunno what you are talking about. Whatever happened , it happened in your head. ( wow..I'm surprised there's even anything in there but hot air )
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 08, 2003 11:00 PM |
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Worship the mighty Thunder!!
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Spaek the Titan
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 08, 2003 11:04 PM |
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Thank you for brining us back to RPG LT.
*Still in demon form, goes up to Malert's place with more popcorn, but discovers that no-one's home. Sits down anyway, and gets bored with trying to decode to VCR. Returns to the earth, and stats smashing things.*
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted May 08, 2003 11:43 PM |
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Sorry, I was still asleep at the time.
Do you have any idea how tiring it is to continiously watch all?
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Perception is everything.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 08, 2003 11:51 PM |
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Feeling content with moving a mountain range to the place where the temple used to be and smashing 2 villages, returns to Malert's place with his Bottomless Bag of Popcorn and Everflowing Bottle of Beer.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted May 08, 2003 11:55 PM |
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>Marelt Ekiran refuses to let Saruman in until he can say his name correctly.<
"It's Marelt, not Malert".
>After a little practice, Marelt Ekiran approves and opens the gate to the Mantle of Vain. During his time asleep, he didn't miss anything, because his camera's recorded everything. Marelt Ekiran sets up the VCR system again.<
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Perception is everything.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 09, 2003 01:28 AM |
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*Oops, sorry, I didn't mean 'Iworship the rod' I ment worships thunder, you know zap zap zzzzzzt, sizzeled guy in a field?*
LordTitan placed the azure dargon on the gound, gave him a pat on his little fuzzy head and went on his way.
LordTitan walked up to the temple, he knew he souldn't have come back, but destiny is destiny. Remembering that he got yelled at for smashing the iron gates he carefully opened the new alluminum gates. He peared threw the temple.
"Hello?"
"LordTitan, there's nobody in there, they all left to fight and stuff"
The Titan looked up Marelt.
"Oh it's you, and you"
Saruman glowerd at the Titan.
"I say Titan, if you don't acnoledge my name one more time I'll zap you into a... a... ANT !"
Clap! Saruman was now as flat as paper. POP! Then he was his normal size.
"HAR HAR HAR!!! You will never kill me"
MightyMage, who was watching all this dicided to pollymorph Saruman into a mouse.
ZZZZZZZZ POP!
"There now your body maches your brain, now I'll be nice LordTitan, GIVE ME MY DRAGON!!!"
"Oh yah he's back there with the angels"
"Thanks"
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Spaek the Titan
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted May 09, 2003 02:25 AM |
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n00bs
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ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz
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