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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!
Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 23 24 25 26 27 ... 30 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted May 09, 2003 03:25 AM

Thank-you for returning my dragon.  *Mighty Mage Climbs upon Drake and flys off.*
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 10, 2003 12:01 AM

Looks around at all the weirdo's in the temple

I think these guys all escaped fom the asylum or something..
What to do?
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MightyMage
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posted May 10, 2003 12:08 AM

Hey, I resent that comment.  I am NOT crazy.
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Oldtimer
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posted May 10, 2003 12:29 AM

An old man came from out from the inside of the Glorious Temple.  His devotion and worship were interrupted and he had to discover what was going on outside.  He looked into the refuse heap and saw a lot of naked little children throwing offal at each other.  The dirty little children made a huge ruckuss as they played in the filth.

The old man shook his head sadly, and said, "My Children, although I hold out little hope for you, for you seem to already be servants of the Rod, I tell you this now.  Leave this place, for it is for the wonderful and marvelous worship of the Box.  Stop fooling with your own waste and leave your pitifully small rods alone.  Don't defile this place even if you only pollute the garbage heap.  Lest the Mother of All Punishment unleash her fury."

The little boys looked at the old man.  They found a small place of fear inside of their hearts.  "Please Sir, don't tell Mommy."  They all cried as they scattered.

The old man went back to his divine chore,  knowing that he was going to have to find the man in the boat who lived in the box before the Godesses would be pleased, but he didn't mind for that man in the boat was an old and dear friend of his.
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>

"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."

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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 10, 2003 01:07 AM

Well..what a mess they made ... I'm gonna have to clean...darn i wasn't made for cleaning.

Could use some help...
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


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posted May 10, 2003 01:11 AM

I can make it rain, if you like.
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 10, 2003 11:55 AM

Rain?

You must be kidding me. Rain isn't gonna clean all this dirt.
I need a lot of buckets and soap

pushes a sponge in Marelt's hand(?)
Now start scrubbing (and i mean the temple, not me)

LOL

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Lord_Woock
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posted May 10, 2003 01:47 PM

Hullo, Romana! Glad to see another godess back .
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Yolk and God bless.
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MightyMage
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posted May 10, 2003 07:05 PM

humph.  Yeah, you can tell she's back.  Already making the men clean.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted May 10, 2003 07:21 PM

*Throws the sponge back to the earth.*

"I do not appreciate being insulted like that. I generously offered to wash the dirt out of your temple with my rain and you treat me as if I'm some lowly mortal. Hope you're going to like this."

*Marelt Ekiran summons a blizzard and covers all the insides of the temple with snow. He then leads a number of people through a mudpool and lets them walk through the temple, making all the snow mud-like.*

"There, now have fun cleaning that."



P.S. Ik weet dat het niet vaak in Nederland gebeurt, maar ik verzeker dat moddersneeuw als deze smerig kan zijn. Het gebeurt vaak genoeg in Canada.

P.P.S. The message above is only relevant for those who can read it.

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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 10, 2003 10:45 PM

LOL: weet je wel dat ik in deze temple ook een godin ben  
Dus wat ik daarmee wil zeggen is dat je helemaal geen macht hebt in de temple  

Well that was a nice dream you had marelt  
I wish Djive were here.. She could turn you into  toad or something
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


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posted May 10, 2003 10:50 PM

I don't care whether I was dreaming or not. The point is that you can clean your own temple. I'm not doing it for you.

P.S. We have already proven that you cannot turn a spirit into a toad.

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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 10, 2003 10:56 PM

turns Marelt into a spongue and starts scrubbing the floor

Well this sure seems to work great *evil grin*
Dun worry ..i'll change you back when i am done  
No hard feelings ok?


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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


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Ranger of the good
posted May 11, 2003 01:02 AM

Dont Worry!

the Good and helpful Ranger is here!!!

gimme a spunge Romana... ill scrub this for u
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted May 11, 2003 01:49 AM

I have wings, I could help by undoing any damage those little titans did. It should b easy for me to scrub the ceiling for u. I need no ladder
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 11, 2003 02:10 AM

oh JOY  

hands out cleaning attributes to Lord Echo and Gorman

That's just great people..and i promise i will grant you a wish when you're done  


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Marelt_Ekiran
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Watcher of All
posted May 11, 2003 02:32 AM

No hard feelings....sure....

But don't be surprised if I accidentially drop a shooting star on your head. I guarantee you, that hurts. Even for a goddess.

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MightyMage
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posted May 11, 2003 03:09 AM

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe my magic culd assist.  I could always wax the floors.

To Echo:  I'm not crazy anymore.  I (he he) feel just fine.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted May 11, 2003 04:03 PM

*washes the ceiling till it shines like a mirror*
How's this Romana?
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Saruman
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posted May 11, 2003 06:56 PM

Oh no! They've all fallen under the evil spell!
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