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Dragon_Slayer
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posted January 19, 2012 10:05 AM
Edited by Dragon_Slayer at 01:20, 11 Feb 2012.

Taverns Greatest

Ive decided to compile a list of all the best threads the tavern has produced over the years. Vets and noobs alike gather round and read the stories which made the tavern a great place to be! Threads will be put in no particular order, when I find em, ill link em.

Many of these threads will be older. They will be threads I remember as hilarious when I was more active. I will be excluding said funny threads if they were based on insider jokes which newer members just wont understand. This is a place for people to come have a laugh and we all no its no fun if you don’t get the joke.  Also you may notice that a lot of the threads im about to post are from the same few authors. Why? Its not because im playing favorites, its just these peoples literary prowess is higher than your average members. Plus im a sucker for bort threads.

Now I havnt been very active the past few years, so I do request, if you know of a thread that generally made you “LOL”, post the link here. If it makes me laugh too, it will be promptly added to this main post. I request that spam be kept to a minimal in this thread, however input, reminiscing and jolly talk are all accepted. I will be requesting that this thread be stickied, as I believe all members, evern those who havnt found HC yet, should be able to enjoy some gems of the past.


How to talk to girls online...
Author: Oldtimer
A great thread for those of you who need help with the ladies


Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Author: Hamsi
Now I know this one breaks my rule on insider jokes and whatnot… but as a former (not really sure if ive retired yet…) tosser, I had to put this here. Over 100 pages, nothing but toss


Cat Bathing as a Martial Art
Author: Bort
Do you hate cats? So do i


Defaul Reactions Will Improve Your Love Life!
Author: Dragon_Slayer
Had to slip in one from yours truly


Does this dress make me look fat?
Author: Bort
Possibly my favourite bort thread,  not only for the initial post, but theres some great comments from other members too!


Why LichKing should be elected
Author: Lichking
Is your current King, Czar, president, Prime Minister, school teacher not cutting the mustard? Then vote for Lichking!


I was full of angst until I realized how darn attractive I am
Author: Bort
Tale of a mans struggle with depression.


The Taste of Fear
Author: Corribus
Lol...


The lovliest mushrooms
Author: Lichking
A fairly recent one from Lich, a quality read


Please only naked girls read this thread! No one else!
Author: Oldtimer
I was hesitant to put this one here too, but I did and for good reason. The first post contains only 3 words, yet the thread was posted in for over 6 years and was good fun for many members


When Forbidden Love Gets Too Much...
Author: Cat
A great romeo and Juliet story


Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Author: TheUltimateMale
Its obvious why this thread is here. The guy received 4qps in this thread alone. Possibly one of the funniest threads in HC history. For newer members who don’t know Theultimatemale, neither do we. It was a second account created by someone so they could have a little fun with the community, and fun it was!


Bathroom Faux Pas
Author: Corribus
What to do and no to do in the bathroom


Harry Potter - Cynical insight
Author: Doomforge
Doomforge talks harry potter, i dislike harry potter


HC Vampire
Author: The_Gootch
A great role play writen by Gootch using HC members, maybe he can be convinced into continuing the story!


Funny Links Thread
Author: Asheera
If your into link hopping, theres some great ones in here


Comic of the Day
Author: Elvin
Not into reading big blocks of text? Come here for the best comics posted by members!


Too Sexy for HC
Author: The mage of the lands himself, Valeriy
A remake of an old song, HC style Also a second song further down. Lyrics are all posted!


The continuing saga of Bob....
Author: Pandora, also special mentions go to RedSoxFan3
HC's consipracy theory. Spans over 4 threads, a great read about the mystery admin Bob.


Pointers to playing Poker better.
Author: Aculias
Writen by non other than HC's pink thong wearin, sissy umbrella drink sippin, Aculias!


HC as Monkeys
Author: FriendOfGunnar
Ever wanted to know what you would look like as a monkey? Just ask FoG!

Now that you've finished reading, feel free to comment and recommend any threads you feel are worthy!


EDIT: Some of the thread titles had to be shortened to make the links work.

Added recommendations from Doomforge and The_Gootch

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posted January 19, 2012 11:07 AM
Edited by Doomforge at 11:07, 19 Jan 2012.

No love for my Harry Potter bashing thread

and my ogre RPG session
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posted January 19, 2012 11:30 AM
Edited by Lexxan at 11:32, 19 Jan 2012.

I remember that back in my newb days, Will and I were trying to identify TUM's true identity in MSN chat, and then Consis randomly helped us out by posting a not-so-hidden easter egg in the thread (which Pandora quickly edited out and lol and I'm still surprised she didn't stante pede ban him). Good Times.


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posted January 19, 2012 12:16 PM
Edited by Dragon_Slayer at 12:21, 19 Jan 2012.

Ask and yee shall receive

a nice thread posted during my absence. Added

edit: Doom i couldn't find your rpg one, could you post a link?
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posted January 19, 2012 04:22 PM

HC Vampire By Yours Truly

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posted January 19, 2012 05:21 PM

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edit: Doom i couldn't find your rpg one, could you post a link?


here. Some people found it funny (and we were literally pissing ourselves during it )
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posted January 20, 2012 07:42 AM

Added The Gootch's HC vampire, although i was disappointed with my characters minor role..
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posted January 20, 2012 09:41 AM

At least you had a character.
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posted January 20, 2012 07:44 PM

Awww Mvass, do ya want a hug :*)
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posted January 24, 2012 12:08 AM

No more suggestions? Don't tell me im gonna have to search through the tavern for everything I've missed during my absence
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posted January 24, 2012 12:11 AM

You had something else in mind DS?
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posted January 24, 2012 12:17 AM

Not off the top of my head. I was hoping the rest of you guys would! Ill probably start combing through the tavern tonight to find some more gems
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posted January 24, 2012 12:36 AM

I think everyone has their own opinion on fav threads.

This is your thing
We will be watching to see what threads ya put in.
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posted January 24, 2012 01:26 AM

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No more suggestions? Don't tell me im gonna have to search through the tavern for everything I've missed during my absence

The daily comic thread?
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posted January 24, 2012 02:04 AM
Edited by dragon_slayer at 02:05, 24 Jan 2012.

Quote:
I think everyone has their own opinion on fav threads.

This is your thing
We will be watching to see what threads ya put in.


I may have made the thread but its for the community, and as such community input is needed! Even you're suggestions will be looked at pecu

@gnomes, will have a read of it during the day, will link it when im home on Pc.
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posted January 24, 2012 02:27 AM

ok how about page 118 The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!!

I always liked that one lol.
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posted January 24, 2012 05:16 AM

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I may have made the thread but its for the community, and as such community input is needed!


Excellent. Keep up the good work =)
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posted January 28, 2012 05:40 PM
Edited by Dragon_Slayer at 17:44, 28 Jan 2012.

Added suggestion from Gnomes. Also added funny links thread, some good laughs in there!

Pecu, i didnt add yours. Mainly because it was one of those "had to be there" threads. People who wernt around at the time probably wont find it funny.

edit: waiting on sticky still...
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posted January 28, 2012 11:35 PM

Stickied.

Keep up the great work, it will be worth your while =)
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posted January 29, 2012 03:21 AM

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Keep up the great work, it will be worth your while =)


Your going to send a pair of eager, yet gentle lesbians to my house to do naughty things with butterscotch syrup?

no... im letting my imagination run wild


Anyway, updated with a thread by Valeriy, some HC music remixes!


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