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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 19, 2015 12:36 AM
Edited by NoobX at 17:10, 19 Jul 2015.

I AM FREE AT LAST

After almost a year of being in love with a idealized projection by my mind, I have finally broken free of this trap. Celebrate! Cheer! It's over!

Let's kick it off with MY NEW NATIONAL ****ING ANTHEM!

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fred79
fred79


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posted July 19, 2015 12:44 AM
Edited by fred79 at 00:45, 19 Jul 2015.

you killed her, didn't you?


the problem, noobx, is that others will come along. and you'll fall in love again. you'll have to face your own emotions eventually. better to solve them by confronting the objects of your affection directly. no, i don't mean kill them. i mean, let your love be known. let the world know you are a lover. there's nothing wrong with that; i'm one as well, as well as countless other passionate people. it comes with a ton of pain, but hey, there's nothing we can do about that. better to exist in the open, than to hide your love away.

snow the beatles.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 19, 2015 01:37 AM
Edited by NoobX at 17:11, 19 Jul 2015.

I didn't kill anyone (yet). I just went face-to-face with her. Two lines was all I needed to know this is going out of proportion.

I can't believe that I've put my heart and soul into this thing. To think that I even started writing poetry as the result. Nine months of desperately hoping things would take off, all gone down the drain the moment we clashed. Feels horrible, but now I know that the big city changes you entirely, and apparently into a hoe while we're at it.
Good riddance then. She can go and live that life of hers. I'm not gonna be there on her funeral ten years from now when she overdoses on some junk or gets raped to death by one of her "customers".

Ugh.

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Stevie
Stevie


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posted July 19, 2015 03:22 AM

You haven't told her anything, I bet. You just had an argue and now you think you're over her. Or am I wrong?
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fred79
fred79


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posted July 19, 2015 04:02 AM

@ noobx: sorry you fell in love with a girl who decided to sell her pussy to any paying customer. but that doesn't mean you should write all girls off as prostitutes. i'm sure there are girls out there who are decent. i'm sure of it.

you will have to sort through a mountain of garbage, to find a gem, man. get back to sorting. the sooner you do, the better you'll feel.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 19, 2015 09:57 AM

...

...

Oh god. Oh god, did I really say all of this?
Man, I was so tired yesterday, I can't even remember what happened...

Damn, this is bad. This is so bad! Last thing I recall was just crashing into the bed. Anything before that is kind of blurry in my mind.
But if I am to believe what I posted here, then I think I may have really messed things up. Even more so than the last time we saw each other. I am now literally bashing my head against the desk.
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fred79
fred79


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posted July 19, 2015 01:19 PM

wtf, noobx. get your snow together.

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Fauch
Fauch


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posted July 19, 2015 03:13 PM

Quote:
To think that I even started writing poetry as the result.

wow, that definitely went way too far

Quote:
I just went face-to-face with her.

why when people are drunk, they suddenly feel like having that kind of serious talk?...

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 19, 2015 04:40 PM

I didn't drink any alcohol last night. I think.
No, of course I didn't. Goddamn, it's all just blurry to me.

But I guess I didn't write this for no reason. Something had happened and I was angry with her...
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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meroe
meroe


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posted July 19, 2015 04:47 PM
Edited by meroe at 16:48, 19 Jul 2015.

So whatever happened between you two, you character assassinated her here.  For shame Nooby, for shame.  She went from your obsession to a hook.er.  Really ?
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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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Initiate
posted July 19, 2015 05:05 PM

Probably unwarranted expectations.. on both sides, I imagine.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 19, 2015 05:08 PM
Edited by NoobX at 17:21, 19 Jul 2015.

But I didn't mean it! This is not what I want to say!
I still have feelings for her, y'know.
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fred79
fred79


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posted July 19, 2015 05:16 PM

hey meroe! where you been?


@ noobx: i repeat, get your snow together. tf, man. tf.

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fred79
fred79


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posted July 19, 2015 05:17 PM

haven't seen ohfor in awhile either, come to think of it. how're things, ohfor?

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kiryu133
kiryu133


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posted July 19, 2015 05:19 PM

Then apologize? Maybe not call anyone terrible things in the future? No one feels better after insults so just avoid them all together. Make sure this is something you learn from.
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Sleeping_Sun
Sleeping_Sun


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posted July 19, 2015 05:37 PM

You probably are not mature enough for a relationship... This is not to put you down, but it's just an opinion I got from your recent actions.

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OhforfSake
OhforfSake


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Initiate
posted July 19, 2015 06:13 PM

fred79 said:
haven't seen ohfor in awhile either


You haven't been looking at the right places then.
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted July 19, 2015 06:53 PM

is that...a wild Meroe?
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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted July 19, 2015 06:56 PM

Effing christ Noob.
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kiryu133
kiryu133


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Highly illogical
posted July 19, 2015 07:08 PM

Sleeping_Sun said:
You probably are not mature enough for a relationship...


so...

he's a noob?
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