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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 13, 2013 10:57 PM

Ungh

Me no gusta >:U
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Vindicator
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posted July 13, 2013 11:00 PM

Good taste Noobie, good taste.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 13, 2013 11:22 PM

Seriously, she looks like a *****!

I ain't diggin' dat >.<
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Drakon-Deus
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posted July 13, 2013 11:23 PM

it's "no me gusta"


And beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Salamandre
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posted July 13, 2013 11:26 PM

ok, so now we know that DD is attired by 50 yo old grandmothers, preferably wearing solid reinforced bras.  
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 13, 2013 11:27 PM

she looks like a grandmother to you?


I'd trade all my internet passwords to be with a girl like that. Not that they're of any value anyway
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Salamandre
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posted July 13, 2013 11:29 PM

She is at least 45 yo old, you blind or just virgin (which is same)?
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 13, 2013 11:30 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 23:37, 13 Jul 2013.

Blind as a virgin bat.

ok ok..and this girl?


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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 13, 2013 11:44 PM

The guy in the background is just epic

Btw, she's cute, but not what I'm lookin' for.
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Salamandre
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posted July 13, 2013 11:50 PM
Edited by Salamandre at 23:58, 13 Jul 2013.

I had candid photography as hobby during 10 years, and have a collection of more than 1500 HD photos, all shot by me. Selected beauty.



Contact me if want to see more, they are now on specialized forums

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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted July 13, 2013 11:50 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 00:01, 14 Jul 2013.

I don't even know what I am really looking for... I just don't care, hormones are too strong.


dude, I have to work with facebook, imagine that... and now you are comparing LotR (your photos) with the Hobbit (mine), just not fair

and I meant the books not movies.
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bloodsucker
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posted July 14, 2013 10:58 AM
Edited by bloodsucker at 11:00, 14 Jul 2013.

Drakon-Deus said:
Yeah, it's just wrong. And you know she really doesn't want to do it with you... it's just a way to get money.



In fact you don't know if she 'really' doesn't want to do you. You only know that wasn't the touchstone when she made up her mind.

I bet if you look like Brad Pitt, talk and perform like Casanova she will get three orgasms in row quite the same... Your real problem is: you will probably had to pay none the less and she will necessarly lie about her feelings.

Most important part of been a successfull prostitute is not to get laid for money, is to know what to say to the guy that's paying...

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bloodsucker
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posted July 14, 2013 11:46 AM

NoobX said:
Alright, I can chat with her on FB now... But how can I start the conversation? I'm afraid I might write something idiotic and stupid, and then she'll unfriend me and think "What the heck was I thinking?"



NoobX, I completely agree with you.
That can be risky, once you click on send you may regret it all your life, look at the obnouxious number of stupid threads and questions about ERM I've been posting for an example.

On the other hand: you are not the first man in history who doesn't know how to talk to the woman he love's... and solutions had been found.

Please look for Depardieu's 'Cyrano' to get a better fell of my idea.

Show us what she sends to you and we, with our hundreds of years of experience put together, will right you the 'correct' awser...

You are in the internet era my friend, let us tell what she wants to ear. Word by word...

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 14, 2013 11:56 AM

That, my friend, is over. We'll be away from eachother as we applied for different highschools in different places.
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bloodsucker
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posted July 14, 2013 12:26 PM
Edited by bloodsucker at 12:31, 14 Jul 2013.

NoobX said:
That, my friend, is over. We'll be away from eachother as we applied for different highschools in different places.


I live in Portugal, a very small country to your standarts, so those things are diferent here but I can't see where is your problem.

You are from the same town, right? So, you both can meet when you visit your parents.

You're not talking to her when she was near you but you both felt the rush, didn't you?

And now you can talk to her without being affaired you piss on your pants while you do it (yah!! I also know that felling...) So, start talking to her on facebook and see how she reacts.
You are both turning adults by the minute, perhaps in a few months you will be both laughing about how hard you tought it was to meet each other when you lived in the neighborhood. I know I am...


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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 14, 2013 12:53 PM

No, we're not from the same place. We went to the same school, but I live in a village close to the town.

Anyways, I still have feelings for her, but I'm trying to forget about that; it's not really working, however >.<
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 14, 2013 01:07 PM
Edited by artu at 13:11, 14 Jul 2013.

Salamandre said:
I had candid photography as hobby during 10 years, and have a collection of more than 1500 HD photos, all shot by me. Selected beauty.



Contact me if want to see more, they are now on specialized forums



I had like 20-30 nice super model photos that I occasionally used as screensaver, I used to add up a few pictures every month while surfing through the net. Then, it became a habit and before I knew it, I now have this 2.80 GB collection of lovely ladies.

Some are popular:


Some are less known:


Some are portraits:


Some are kinky:


Some are indirect:


Some are casual:


Some are artsy:


Some are classics:

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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 14, 2013 01:12 PM

So salamandre is a prominent member of the let's secretly photograph underage girls and drakon likes ugly women.


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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted July 14, 2013 01:17 PM

This thread is absolute win
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bloodsucker
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posted July 14, 2013 01:32 PM
Edited by bloodsucker at 13:33, 14 Jul 2013.

NoobX said:
No, we're not from the same place. We went to the same school, but I live in a village close to the town.

Anyways, I still have feelings for her, but I'm trying to forget about that; it's not really working, however >.<


I've been reading the thread for the first time during this weekend so I will give you this summary:

1. In a few months you don't seem the same person. Your way of looking at your fellings is completely diferent.

2. You will both get a tremendous boost to your independence in the next months (Ex: allways take a bus alone to go anywhere, sleeping  outside your parents house for weeks in a row...)

3. Sorry to say but the greater obstacle in your way during all the thread is yourself. I even think that maybe the 'has boyfriend' 'doesn't has boyfriend' stuff could be about you and what you saing to her those days...

But is your love life not mine.

I can add, if you want, that when I was about 10 years older then you I decided to wait for my girlfriend, while she was getting a master degree in France.
Did it worked? No, she broke up during the second year admiting she allready was having something with another guy for sometime. I was cheating every time I could since second month.
Do I fell regreat right now? No, I don't. It was just another experience...

On the other hand, I regret every time I didn't tried something (both in love and business matters) because I was to affraid of the consequences. Does it makes sense to you?


Sorry, from the readings I had formed the stupid idea you were an american kid. I know Serbia is not so bigger then Portugal.

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