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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted February 17, 2013 12:49 AM
Edited by carcity at 00:49, 17 Feb 2013.

Go up to her, grab her in a tight grip, ensuring she can't get away, maintain steady eye-contact like this for atleast 15 seconds, then lean in clos eand whisper in her ear:

"I desire your flesh."
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 17, 2013 12:54 AM

15s
Thread is dramacomedy

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Iceskating uphill
posted February 17, 2013 04:01 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 04:06, 17 Feb 2013.

Remember that you need to wear a condom made out of the skin of a young lamb. It would be preferable if you killed the lamb yourself and then fashioned the skin condom sometime between the hours of midnight and three in the morning, but pre-made lambskin condoms are still minimally sufficient:




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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 17, 2013 06:48 AM
Edited by master_learn at 06:52, 17 Feb 2013.

Since this thread is about men and girls,how many of you remember what quality the man Bruce did to the girl Mila at the end of The fifth element?


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 07:28 AM


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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 17, 2013 07:30 AM

1962
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 08:23 AM

by Stanley Kubrick

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Iceskating uphill
posted February 17, 2013 08:35 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 08:45, 17 Feb 2013.

I feel like Drakon isn't even aware of how amazingly beta he sounds in this thread. Seriously Deus, your noobishness is so thick it's like a palpable vapor in the air around you. I'm just going to lay this out there: if you act anywhere as near as noobish IRL as you do in this forum, there is no way you're ever going to find a decent date. Ever. Not trying to be a dick, but srysly. There's just too much beta coming from you, and not the good kind of beta either. I'm talking about the beta that says "this person would crawl on the floor and roll over onto his back in order to get a girl to smile at him".
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 08:45 AM

What in the wide wide world of sports does "beta" even mean? I have no idea

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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted February 17, 2013 08:49 AM

Its not Alpha.

that's what you need to know.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 08:49 AM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 08:50, 17 Feb 2013.

So what? I don't gets it.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Undefeatable Hero
Iceskating uphill
posted February 17, 2013 08:59 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 09:14, 17 Feb 2013.

Good Alpha = badass mother****er. Makes decisions. Lives with consequences. Walks through a hurricane and enters the house perfectly dry in order to make sweet, sweet love with his woman.

Good Beta = In touch with his feelings. Talks about them to his girlfriend. Is willing to vacuum, clean, and give his girlfriend foot massages. Is willing to cry during a movie (crying part is optional)

Bad Beta = Undignified suckage. "Nice guy". If you saw him get run over by a bus you would more than likely look at his body and be like "Gaaaay!" and then keep walking without bothering to see if he's still alive.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 09:00 AM

I'd be a good Beta if I ever had a girlfriend...

And I do act the same IRL as I do on HC, does that mean I'm hopeless?

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Iceskating uphill
posted February 17, 2013 09:01 AM

Yup.

You must cleanse yourself of your suckage or there is no hope.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 09:03 AM

And how should I do that? I'm not even aware of it...

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 17, 2013 09:16 AM

Don't worry,Drakon!
You are true Delta.
They just began reading the alphabet,while Storm for example have reached Omega(concluding from his avatar).
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 17, 2013 09:17 AM

Seems that I'm good beta. Is that good or bad? And is there a bad alpha?
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 09:17 AM

I used to be the Walrus, but now I'm John...

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Iceskating uphill
posted February 17, 2013 09:24 AM

You're not a man until you kill a cop.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted February 17, 2013 09:26 AM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 09:26, 17 Feb 2013.

So I should get in jail? No thanks, I'd rather stay nice... any other advice

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