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Drakon-Deus

 
      
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posted February 16, 2013 04:20 PM |
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I'd kiss a dead Winona now that we're on the subject. Really? I guess I would.. I definitely would. But I'd much rather kiss her alive.
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Adrius

    
      
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Stand and fight!
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posted February 16, 2013 05:21 PM |
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I'm kinda split on the whole "doing favours" thingy.
I like to think that a guy can keep being a gentleman and still get the girl, then again the guys with girlfriends at that age were mostly complete douchebags so I dunno.
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Tsar-Ivor

  
     
Promising
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Scourge of God
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posted February 16, 2013 05:33 PM |
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Put the hoe in her place and she'll love you for it. My 50cents.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Minion

 
     
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posted February 16, 2013 06:24 PM |
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I love how the topic is MEN talk about girls xD
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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Ghost

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 16, 2013 06:45 PM |
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blizzardboy

    
      
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Nerf Herder
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posted February 16, 2013 08:21 PM |
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Noobx, the easiest way to tell the difference between men and *****es is by attending a pool party. When people go to get in the pool, they will exhibit one of two behaviors: they will either dangle their toes into the water and squeal like sons of *****es as they painstakingly lower their body into the water a piece at a time, ultimately causing themselves undue amounts of stress, or there are the people that bite their shirt off with their dick and then fall into the pool like a bucket of bricks. The rush of immersing yourself in the water is over in 2 seconds and then you're home free to rule the aquatic realm with unquestioned sovereignty. You're like Aquaman, only cool.
You must jump into the pool, young spirit walker. Only in daring can you unlock your sexual jaguar powers.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Tsar-Ivor

  
     
Promising
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Scourge of God
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posted February 16, 2013 08:25 PM |
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You could always use a hose to get peeps to not be pussies.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Ghost

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 16, 2013 08:46 PM |
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Girl is quite difference
When came to home
girl sleeps as already
or
make a food
you can see and you get know
how she is beautiful
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master_learn

 
     
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 16, 2013 09:21 PM |
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@NoobX,you could watch American Pie and learn some approaches.
Here some Nadia for you!

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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 16, 2013 09:56 PM |
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Quote: @NoobX,you could watch American Pie and learn some approaches.
Woah! Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
Isn't that a bit too soon, master?
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Ghost

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 16, 2013 10:08 PM |
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Heh American style and master bedroom. Snow a duck!
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Storm-Giant

   
      
Responsible
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On the Other Side!
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posted February 16, 2013 10:10 PM |
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Quote:
Quote: @NoobX,you could watch American Pie and learn some approaches.
Woah! Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
Isn't that a bit too soon, master?
It's time to stop beign a ***** newbie I think
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NoobX

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 16, 2013 10:14 PM |
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Are you out of your mind, Stormy?!
American Pie is not a movie for teenagers! Use your brain.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Storm-Giant

   
      
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On the Other Side!
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posted February 16, 2013 10:19 PM |
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Quote: Are you out of your mind, Stormy?!
American Pie is not a movie for teenagers! Use your brain.
You still have a lot to learn
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Ghost

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 16, 2013 10:23 PM |
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pie!

nice watch ok
who want watch pie 20 y later
when your pro have 
mean brain
etc
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NoobX

 
      
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 16, 2013 10:26 PM |
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Quote:
Quote: Are you out of your mind, Stormy?!
American Pie is not a movie for teenagers! Use your brain.
You still have a lot to learn
Oh, yeah, I guess I should watch American Pie and have my mom walk into the room and see me watching a guy and a girl have sex.
Great thinking, bro.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Tsar-Ivor

  
     
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posted February 16, 2013 10:50 PM |
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That's not such a bad idea, at least they can be assured that yer not gay.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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The_Polyglot

  
    
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Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted February 16, 2013 10:52 PM |
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It's actually tame enough for a 15/16 year old to watch IMHO
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Friend-shaped
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Storm-Giant

   
      
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On the Other Side!
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posted February 16, 2013 10:54 PM |
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Quote: That's not such a bad idea, at least they can be assured that yer not gay.
^This
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JoonasTo

   
      
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 16, 2013 10:59 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Quote: Are you out of your mind, Stormy?!
American Pie is not a movie for teenagers! Use your brain.
You still have a lot to learn
Oh, yeah, I guess I should watch American Pie and have my mom walk into the room and see me watching a guy and a girl have sex.
Great thinking, bro. 
There are worse options.
You could walk into room and see them having sex.
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