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Tsar-Ivor
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posted February 16, 2013 11:07 PM

Just ask them to pause while you get yerself a pen & notepad.
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Storm-Giant
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posted February 16, 2013 11:08 PM

Or join them
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The_Polyglot
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posted February 16, 2013 11:09 PM

Now that'd be seriously sick
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted February 16, 2013 11:19 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 23:20, 16 Feb 2013.

This forum doesn't condone incest unless it's for scientific research or a question of morals.
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Adrius
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posted February 16, 2013 11:23 PM

Like how to seduce your sister by use of ropes, drugs, sybians and childhood videotapes.

Yeaaah science Joonas!
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JoonasTo
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posted February 16, 2013 11:27 PM

oh god, is that still available on HC?
or do I need to reshare?
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Adrius
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posted February 16, 2013 11:28 PM
Edited by Adrius at 23:29, 16 Feb 2013.

Umm no still there

As a fan of psychology I found it pleasing.
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NoobX
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posted February 16, 2013 11:29 PM

Back on the topic:

If this girl likes to tackle with me, does that mean anything?
Also, she's a month older than me; can that affect something?
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted February 16, 2013 11:32 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 23:33, 16 Feb 2013.

Quote:
Umm no still there



HAHAHAHAHA, that **** is priceless.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 11:34 PM

how about how to have sex with dolphins?
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Storm-Giant
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posted February 16, 2013 11:35 PM

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Also, she's a month older than me; can that affect something?

Yes, it may change the fate of the universe. Run away!
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Adrius
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posted February 16, 2013 11:36 PM
Edited by Adrius at 23:36, 16 Feb 2013.

@NoobX: I dunno, is she tackling you while giggling and tickling you or is she trying to tackle you into an industrial size meat grinder?

Conteeeext.
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posted February 16, 2013 11:38 PM

Quote:
Umm no still there

As a fan of psychology I found it pleasing.

Oh my god, that's priceless
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 16, 2013 11:47 PM

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@NoobX: I dunno, is she tackling you while giggling and tickling you or is she trying to tackle you into an industrial size meat grinder?

Conteeeext.


The former, but my best friend tackles me too. Does that mean that he's gay and that he likes me?
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posted February 16, 2013 11:59 PM

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That's not such a bad idea, at least they can be assured that yer not gay.


What makes you think gays don't watch straight porn. Derp.
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Adrius
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posted February 17, 2013 12:00 AM
Edited by Adrius at 00:01, 17 Feb 2013.

From all those clues the only way she could not be into you is if she's in that sexual exploration state where she's figuring out just how much she can manipulate a man with her sexiness, and you just happen to be a nice test subject.

Many teen girls go through that state.

Like that one girl that enjoyed pressing her boobs against me whenever I had candy.

SHE COULD HAVE IT ALL I WAS 14 DON'T CARE GOT BOOBS.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 17, 2013 12:06 AM

I think Ima send my best friend to ask her what she thinks of me.
It'd be something like "Hey, just a random question - whadda you think of NoobX. I need to hear your opinion coz I have to know what you think of my best friend."

Do you think that it would work?
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Adrius
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posted February 17, 2013 12:09 AM

No real need, just ask her yourself. You seem close enough.
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Storm-Giant
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posted February 17, 2013 12:11 AM

Talk her about your special pen, then ask that question
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted February 17, 2013 12:13 AM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 00:13, 17 Feb 2013.

So often I see people being direct when they shouldn't be, yet do not when they ought to. Bloody noobs.
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