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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 16, 2013 01:59 PM

this thread is wheel of fortune

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Iceskating uphill
posted February 16, 2013 02:00 PM

Natural lamb skin condoms are expensive as hell, but wearing the skin of a slaughtered animal on your genitals will give you powerful spiritual mojo that will bless you and bring good fortune to your relationship.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 16, 2013 02:01 PM

bboy comes to us speaking words of wisdom

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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted February 16, 2013 02:02 PM


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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Adrius
Adrius


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posted February 16, 2013 02:04 PM
Edited by Adrius at 14:05, 16 Feb 2013.

Next time she asks you for something, wink at her and slowly say "what do I get in return?"

If she asks you what you want, say a kiss. Then work from there.

Would I have had the confidence to do that when I was 14? Haha no. But it's the best way I know of to avoid becoming that nice guy who's always helpful.

If you can combine it with spiritual lamb skin penis mojo then all the better.
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted February 16, 2013 02:06 PM

and stone head!

Hm yes it brown

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 16, 2013 02:07 PM

looks like i am the nice guy that's always helpful...but maybe that can change

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blizzardboy
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Iceskating uphill
posted February 16, 2013 02:10 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 14:15, 16 Feb 2013.

Yeah, the spirits tell me that you're screwed. Anyway, back to Noobx:

Noobx, you need to keep us informed of your sexual exploits in this thread. Communication among your brethren will strengthen the power of your twin in the spirit world. I also recommend eating the testicles of a freshly killed deer.

GL at school.

Oh wait it's Saturday. Whatever. Just show up in her bedroom at night while she's sleeping. Woos the ladies every time.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted February 16, 2013 02:13 PM

never take dating advice from a deranges squirrel who is also a sexual offender with cow dung for brain.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 02:15 PM

Oh no please do and make sure you tells us everything about it later!
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 16, 2013 02:24 PM

For all the time spent in that room,
the doll's house, darkness, old perfume,
and fairy stories held me high
on clouds of sunlight floating by.
Oh Mother, tell me more...

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted February 16, 2013 02:30 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 14:37, 16 Feb 2013.

Lonely as a cloud,
With a heart of shroud
When i came upon Nooby
Who's being an utter booby
I called him a tool
For he's being a fool
To be a slave to passion
With nary a fashion.

Id est, there's more productive things that you could do with that pen to ease yer sexual tension. Just sayin'.

Nobody is telling you to ram it up yer chute, but that's what's implied.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 16, 2013 02:37 PM

Quote:
Next time she asks you for something, wink at her and slowly say "what do I get in return?"

If she asks you what you want, say a kiss. Then work from there.


I thought of doing that one time, but then I realized that it might be too soon to act like that.
I'll consider this for sure.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 16, 2013 03:04 PM

You'd be getting a kiss sooner than me... i need to stop comparing myself to you regarding girls.

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 16, 2013 03:14 PM

Quote:
You'd be getting a kiss sooner than me...


Yeah, right. With my luck, I'll die before I get my first kiss.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted February 16, 2013 03:22 PM

You could always sign up to work in a morgue, then you can kiss dead peeps all you want.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 03:24 PM

Tasteless Tsar.
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted February 16, 2013 03:27 PM

Keep us informed, NoobX

(What the heck, go for her now!)
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 03:30 PM

Quote:
You could always sign up to work in a morgue, then you can kiss dead peeps all you want.

Don't waste the pearls on the pigs, they can't value the finaly aged product.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted February 16, 2013 03:38 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 15:41, 16 Feb 2013.

Just saying that if worst comes to worst there's still no excuse for dying without a kiss, despite the fact that it'd cold and clammy.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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