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Zombi_Wizzard
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posted February 05, 2015 07:43 PM |
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Pawek_13 said:
Speaking about Necropolis, this whole situation made me realise one thing - I do not care about graphics at all. Heroes may be a game of tables only but as long as fighting them with your own tables would play well, I have nothing against it. I will most probably like Necro because it has a proper Necromancy, not the next healing spell like in Heroes VI (this was an abomination, not the spider cult, at least in my opinion).
Wellcome to the Dark Side  
@LizardWarrior: Erwan the hermaphrodite ... You keep making my day Idk how you do it, but damn you're funny - I suggest QP if not already given.
Now first let me say I have nothing against Erwan and team, and none of it it's ment personal. It's all ment to be a joke. So, witouth further ado - here's part II:
Erwan (drinking cocktail while watching topless swimers): "This is the life! I should visit Bahamas more often."
cellphone rings... Erwan picks it up.
Erwan:"Hello. Didn't I tell you to call me only if it's emergency. You are distracting me from very important stuff here."
Voice on the other side: "Sir this is an emergency!" ... " people don't seem to like our new business model."
Erwan: "So? What's the problem? Let them dislike it all they want. You do know the usual protocol? Or must I lecture you on how to deal with this stuff myself?"
Voice: "yes, yes I know. We tried with Marzhin, we also tried the promise of "change" ... but nothing seem to work." ... "There have been people complaining mainly about Necropolis for over 2 weeks now."
Erwan: "sigh. What about the money? Did you tell them we lack money? They are not rich people for most part. They should understand how it is if you lack money."
Voice: "That too. Several times in fact. Last time with our false promise. Now some of them have even discovered somehow, you were behind this idea of copy-ing Blizzard and are threatening you personaly."
Erwan: "What do you mean my idea? It was your idea all along."
Voice: "But I remember you said we should copy Blizzard and reuse our models..."
Erwan: "How dare you blame this on me. You said we should use the same models."
Voice: "But ... but... you..."
Erwan: "Silence! This is entierly your fault! Now I know who must I fire when I get back! And the comunity is angry with me now. You know what this can mean?"
Voice: "Please don't fire me sir. I can still sort this mess..."
Erwan: "So you better apologize to the comunity, and tell them the truth."
Voice: "The truth?"
Erwan: "Yes, here I already pre-written the letter, just for this case, It says all about how I have nothing to do with this, and that all decisions are yours. Afterall I am just the leader."
Erwan: "Just post it there on web site. And don't distract me anymore. I am just about to get my head waxed."
Erwan(hangs the cellphone while thinking to himself): "Am I just awsome or what!"
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Pawek_13
Supreme Hero
Maths, maths everywhere!
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posted February 05, 2015 07:50 PM |
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Zombi_Wizzard said:
Wellcome to the Dark Side
Shall I prepare some cookies? 
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Wellplay
Famous Hero
Poland Stronk
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posted February 05, 2015 07:55 PM |
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Pawek_13 said:
Zombi_Wizzard said:
Wellcome to the Dark Side
Shall I prepare some cookies?
Or we can drink something.
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RMZ1989
Supreme Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 07:56 PM |
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Zombi_Wizzard said:
Pawek_13 said:
Speaking about Necropolis, this whole situation made me realise one thing - I do not care about graphics at all. Heroes may be a game of tables only but as long as fighting them with your own tables would play well, I have nothing against it. I will most probably like Necro because it has a proper Necromancy, not the next healing spell like in Heroes VI (this was an abomination, not the spider cult, at least in my opinion).
Wellcome to the Dark Side
@LizardWarrior: Erwan the hermaphrodite ... You keep making my day Idk how you do it, but damn you're funny - I suggest QP if not already given.
Now first let me say I have nothing against Erwan and team, and none of it it's ment personal. It's all ment to be a joke. So, witouth further ado - here's part II:
Erwan (drinking cocktail while watching topless swimers): "This is the life! I should visit Bahamas more often."
cellphone rings... Erwan picks it up.
Erwan:"Hello. Didn't I tell you to call me only if it's emergency. You are distracting me from very important stuff here."
Voice on the other side: "Sir this is an emergency!" ... " people don't seem to like our new business model."
Erwan: "So? What's the problem? Let them dislike it all they want. You do know the usual protocol? Or must I lecture you on how to deal with this stuff myself?"
Voice: "yes, yes I know. We tried with Marzhin, we also tried the promise of "change" ... but nothing seem to work." ... "There have been people complaining mainly about Necropolis for over 2 weeks now."
Erwan: "sigh. What about the money? Did you tell them we lack money? They are not rich people for most part. They should understand how it is if you lack money."
Voice: "That too. Several times in fact. Last time with our false promise. Now some of them have even discovered somehow, you were behind this idea of copy-ing Blizzard and are threatening you personaly."
Erwan: "What do you mean my idea? It was your idea all along."
Voice: "But I remember you said we should copy Blizzard and reuse our models..."
Erwan: "How dare you blame this on me. You said we should use the same models."
Voice: "But ... but... you..."
Erwan: "Silence! This is entierly your fault! Now I know who must I fire when I get back! And the comunity is angry with me now. You know what this can mean?"
Voice: "Please don't fire me sir. I can still sort this mess..."
Erwan: "So you better apologize to the comunity, and tell them the truth."
Voice: "The truth?"
Erwan: "Yes, here I already pre-written the letter, just for this case, It says all about how I have nothing to do with this, and that all decisions are yours. Afterall I am just the leader."
Erwan: "Just post it there on web site. And don't distract me anymore. I am just about to get my head waxed."
Erwan(hangs the cellphone while thinking to himself): "Am I just awsome or what!"
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Give a man a mask, and he'll
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Sleeping_Sun
Promising
Famous Hero
Townscreen Architect
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posted February 05, 2015 07:57 PM |
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Galaad said:
Sleeping_Sun said:
If you haven't noticed, there are many people on that blog who love spiderpolis. They also see it as the best thing that happened to now ex-necropolis.
I'm a lot (too much) on that blog, and I can assure you the Spiderpolis lovers are a minority.
And if you don't believe me, here is the highest upvoted comment of the townscreen reveal.
Feel free the check the best upvoted comments regarding the lineup as well. People went crazy after these reveals.
Just, checked them. Hopefully, something can/will be done...
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 08:01 PM |
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It says Spider theme is made over the top, not that it sucks as a theme altogether 
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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blob2
Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted February 05, 2015 08:06 PM |
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Edited by blob2 at 20:06, 05 Feb 2015.
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Avirosb said:
Rakshasa92 said:
Yes! In a game that will fail epic anyway, why not add in the most stupid units from HOMM4 too? Make it one big disastrous party!
Dragon Golems, stupid? Surely you jest.
Surely he jests 
Their cyber-voice when being hit was epic!
BTW that Warcraftish line-up would be really cool for Necro. Of course aside from the fact that it would be bashed for being a Warcraft rip-off... Did I mention I like Warcrafts universe?
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Rakshasa92
Supreme Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 08:18 PM |
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blob2 said:
Avirosb said:
Rakshasa92 said:
Yes! In a game that will fail epic anyway, why not add in the most stupid units from HOMM4 too? Make it one big disastrous party!
Dragon Golems, stupid? Surely you jest.
Surely he jests
Their cyber-voice when being hit was epic!
BTW that Warcraftish line-up would be really cool for Necro. Of course aside from the fact that it would be bashed for being a Warcraft rip-off... Did I mention I like Warcrafts universe?
Uhm...
1)HOMM7 HAS a Warcarft3 line-up, that's why I posted it. It's like 98% the same, spare for some names.
2) I really hate mechanical creatures, especially when the gnomes in them are suddenly bigger than the biggest giants.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 09:12 PM |
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Rakshasa92
Supreme Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 09:19 PM |
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Stevie said:
I think some of us care too much and for the wrong reasons. This isn't Heroes anymore, it's Ashan of War and Craft.
Fixed that for you honey.
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Zombi_Wizzard
Famous Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 09:38 PM |
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LizardWarrior
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted February 05, 2015 09:39 PM |
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Watch any video with Erwan and it's impossible for him to not say "World of Ashan", and I'm not even joking 
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War-overlord
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted February 05, 2015 09:47 PM |
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And, of course, everybody knows Warcraft is the greatest blight upon mankind since the Black Plague.
In fact, it was fortold in the Bible in the Book of Revelation:
John (8:10–11) said:
Third Trumpet: A great star, named Wacraft, falls from heaven and poisons a third of the rivers and springs of water.
[/sarcasm]
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Stormcaller
Famous Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 09:48 PM |
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JollyJoker
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 09:48 PM |
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Trouble is that World of Warcraft stamped the WOW while World of Ashan is left the WOA - which says it all.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 05, 2015 09:52 PM |
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Marzhin said:
H7 takes place around the time when the Spider Cult was at its strongest, which explains why it's much less prominent in H6 (it was only beginning) and in H5 (after the War of the Broken Staff, the unity of the Spider Cult was broken and each Deathlord went to carve his/her own little dominion in Heresh). At least Spider haters can take comfort in the fact that after H7 we'll *probably* never see a Necropolis with such a strong spider theme ever again
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Dies_Irae
Supreme Hero
with the perfect plan
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posted February 05, 2015 09:55 PM |
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Aww, I was just about to post that too!
Anyway, this explains why we have Spiders. And why we had less spiders in H6 and none in H5. Sounds legit to me.
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Rakshasa92
Supreme Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 09:58 PM |
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War-overlord said:
And, of course, everybody knows Warcraft is the greatest blight upon mankind since the Black Plague.
In fact, it was fortold in the Bible in the Book of Revelation:
John (8:10–11) said:
Third Trumpet: A great star, named Wacraft, falls from heaven and poisons a third of the rivers and springs of water.
[/sarcasm]
Lol, this is really insane.
Warcraft maybe good or bad, but HOMM copying the entire line-up in their own game + adding many elements from it = cheap and is a sign that the creators are very limited in their own work.
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Rakshasa92
Supreme Hero
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posted February 05, 2015 10:01 PM |
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Galaad said:
Marzhin said:
H7 takes place around the time when the Spider Cult was at its strongest, which explains why it's much less prominent in H6 (it was only beginning) and in H5 (after the War of the Broken Staff, the unity of the Spider Cult was broken and each Deathlord went to carve his/her own little dominion in Heresh). At least Spider haters can take comfort in the fact that after H7 we'll *probably* never see a Necropolis with such a strong spider theme ever again
Oh? So now Marzhin said that it's all good? I mean even had they had a damn good story to have this warcraft-wannabe style in HOMM games I still found it cheap as hell, create your own necropolis, one that doesn't copy another game or world.
Its funny to see people change in the presence of "HOMM-staff" or whatever his role is.
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Wellplay
Famous Hero
Poland Stronk
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posted February 05, 2015 10:03 PM |
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Galaad said:
Marzhin said:
H7 takes place around the time when the Spider Cult was at its strongest, which explains why it's much less prominent in H6 (it was only beginning) and in H5 (after the War of the Broken Staff, the unity of the Spider Cult was broken and each Deathlord went to carve his/her own little dominion in Heresh). At least Spider haters can take comfort in the fact that after H7 we'll *probably* never see a Necropolis with such a strong spider theme ever again
I guess people will chill now.
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