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Sir_Stiven
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posted August 29, 2004 07:55 PM |
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look you no good tosser of a wannabe n00b.
The only thing that could kill around here is your breath, your wit is about as good as your name is queer. And the only cookie you will se is the ones aculias had for breakfast through his ass if you do the same mistake your mother did and not keep your lips together 
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LichKing
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posted August 29, 2004 10:32 PM |
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Ah!!!
Stiven's back 
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted August 30, 2004 09:08 AM |
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can i have a tosscookie?
no.
Tosscookie??? Do we look like a daycare to you??? Next thing people will be asking for bottles of milk and nappies! I recommend the babies Tavern on another board far away from here. No tossing, no spamming, no beer, just quality crying, sneezing and pooping!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 30, 2004 10:29 AM |
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look you no good tosser of a wannabe n00b.
The only thing that could kill around here is your breath, your wit is about as good as your name is queer. And the only cookie you will se is the ones aculias had for breakfast through his ass if you do the same mistake your mother did and not keep your lips together
did you just call me a n00b?
man i love that word
what does it mean anyway
its the most cybergeekdup word you could find
anyway if the only thing you do in this dump is pay me out then im leaving for the cookie factory.
never liked this tavern anyway. except the owner is cool.
oh and ill be back to sue you.
check your garden tomorrow morning.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted August 30, 2004 11:28 AM |
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Once again this is a bar not a daycare. We have tiles, concrete and the luxury of carpet in some rooms, but no gardens.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 30, 2004 01:23 PM |
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Once again this is a bar not a daycare. We have tiles, concrete and the luxury of carpet in some rooms, but no gardens.
not your garden silly. Sir Stiven. youre cool. i like your posts, i have no quarrel with you.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted August 30, 2004 02:29 PM |
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pan...
seems like you were correct, i shouldnt have had sex with that girl. Not that im sure if i want something more out of it but i guess she is in a harsh position now when she has a boyfriend who loves her more than anything in the world.. appearently he even talkes about her in his dreams lol.
Was kinda weird to say hello to him when i did his girl just 10 hours earlier.. although she said she was single then and she´s said that she wants to see me again on the morning hehe.. weird situation.
See, im not all that cold after all since i wonder how she´s doing now
Im just not sensitive enough to turn down a playboy underwear model here in sweden but it sure was nice... that body...mmm... daamn.
So now have a beer on me and tell me what to do because that girl was great and i dont want her to feel bad about herself...
As for you cookieboy, dont let the door hit that overused ass of yours on the way out
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n00bmodean
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posted August 30, 2004 02:38 PM |
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What's a n00b?
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted August 31, 2004 01:28 PM |
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Stiven you must have went to clown school to think of a story that funny
Have a beer on me, i think your gonna need it!
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pandora
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posted September 01, 2004 08:21 PM |
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Hmm, now I suppose I could offer you advice Stefan, but it seems you don't listen very well now do you? lol
I'll give you some more advice not to listen to tho, just cuz you offered a free beer and no good Canadian ever turns that down  *grabs the beer and chugs it back*
It sounds to me like maybe you do have a teeny bit of a soft side! WoW! hehe I think the best thing for you to do is be completely honest with the girl, tell her exactly what you're feeling, even if maybe it won't be what she hopes to hear. From everything you've said this girl is probably trying to make a decision about this other guy, and I think it would help her to know what all her options are.
Another piece of advice is just listen to her (since we both know you're not going to listen to me hehe ) If you take this piece of advice, you'll hear what the best thing to for her is 
So there
and btw, why you so mean? sounds like you just got lucky, so the least you can do is treat our patrons a little bit better *reaches behind the bar and pulls out a heaping plate of tosscookies*
here ya go TitaniumAlloy, we always keep some cookies around for woock - I'm sure he won't mind sharing
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 02, 2004 02:03 AM |
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right now im drunk and i got class in 6h...
got some cute girls in our group though, dont know what to do about it yet hehe... think i could get atleast 3 of em into bed... hmmm sometimes i think im bad too
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Aculias
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posted September 02, 2004 05:10 AM |
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5 more days left in here I think I will take a tossbeer & in 5 more days I will take my final tossbeer to go.
Stiven now get your little top from spinning out of your aese & fetch me the tossbeer like a good little fellow
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KittenAngel
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Lee's wifey
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posted September 02, 2004 11:35 PM |
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4 more goober
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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Daystar
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Back from the Dead
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posted September 05, 2004 03:06 AM |
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Do you have choclate milk?
if not i can just pull of a peice of my earth elementals, put it in, and call it hershy's chocolate.
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gorman
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posted September 05, 2004 04:51 AM |
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If you were to put a black woman into a glass of milk would that make it Her-she-is chocolate milk?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted September 05, 2004 09:31 AM |
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If you put a piece of **** in milk would it make it chocolate milk? No it would make it milk with a piece of **** in it, just like how putting Earth Elementals of a black woman into a glass of milk would make it either milk with dirt in it or Afro-milk, a cannibalistic drink invented by Hannibal Lector.
edit: Redsox, that's twice 
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted September 05, 2004 11:04 AM |
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If you put a piece of **** in milk would it make it chocolate milk?
SHHHHH! Don't tell Woock!. We've been letting him drink that stuff for ages. He loves it!
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 05, 2004 11:14 AM |
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I saw a picture of Asmodean hangin in my wall, So I tought to myself waht a wonderful world would be but we never found.
Hold me now, woooh warm my????!..?? ok ok ok beer please lol
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted September 05, 2004 12:25 PM |
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Your starting to scare me pecu, i think you need 3 beers
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 05, 2004 01:13 PM |
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bah
sometimes you make things when drunk that you really regret... i had one of those experiences yesterday.
Its so pointless and just friggin ridicioulus... today ill be taking my day off... but first, have some beers on me aculias.
Youll need em once you get company
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