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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 ... 69 70 71 72 73 ... 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
pandora
pandora


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posted August 26, 2004 10:55 PM

Well I must say it's been pretty quiet in here... a little too quiet even...

Seems our bartender has been too busy for us, in fact I think taps nuber 4 and 7 have both run dry. He shows up only when it's covenient for him  

Asmodean has passed his exams and was accepted to the University he desired, you can find him now in the corner singing along happily with the jukebox and smiling at us all thru bleary eyes *tips her drink to Asmo*

Dragon Slayer as you see hasn't gone anywhere, he's been lurking around just waiting for Stefan to give him an opening to takeover his bartending position.

I dunno if he could do it tho, so many crazy pink thong wearing groupies start swarming the place the second Dragon Slayer walks in, seems they all want him to sign their copy of "One night in Aculias"...

Incedentally Kitten, you might really want to check this tape out yourself, there is a scene with dragon Slayer, Aculias and a jacuzzi filled with cereal - and I am telling you these Trix are not for kids!

What else what else? Hmm, Our darlin' Tavern owner had a bit of a rough spell, but I think he's doing just fine now Last i saw him, he was hunting some spammer with his crossbow & screaming like a madman.

Thats about it for now, Almost time for the World Cup of Hockey to start- so expect a lot more dancin' w00t!
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LichKing
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posted August 27, 2004 02:12 AM

Taps 4 and 7 are dry because Stivana drank everything in them.

It was a fruitless attempt to combat the bout of black depression he was overwhelmed with when he finally realized that soccer pales in comparison to real football.

It was inevitable

He'll be back after the hangover.  Just be supportive and remember this:  Denial is a powerful defense mechanism.  Coddle him when he refutes this post or he may withdraw from reality again.

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stargazer
stargazer


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posted August 27, 2004 02:49 AM

how bout a drinkn game says a stanger in the corner? all takers are welcome to try to beat me. Get some wemen and good beer the absolute best and we can get a big game of so strip poker.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 27, 2004 03:06 AM

This jobs the pits of all highs you can get legally, try tearing out floor for a full days work lol.

Give me a freaking tosser surprise because I want it & Pandy, come sit on my lap again next to my new souvener.
Stefans teal & pink hearted undies from fruity of the Loomy ?
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KittenAngel
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posted August 27, 2004 06:08 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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pandora
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posted August 27, 2004 06:12 PM

Why oh why do you insist on trying to get me into your lap acu That's Kit's job!

As for your nasty panties, keep em to yerself... sheesh! What do you think I am? I had thought for a while there that we had actually escaped the topic of pink undergarments *sigh*

Hmm, maybe Stefan drank taps 4 and 7 dry... It's possible, I guess. Seems more likely that Asmo or myself did it tho I mean c'mon, who do you think are the better drinkers? The Swedes.. or The Canadians and the Irish  Obvious huh? But it wasn't me, I'm completely innocent. As pure as freshly fallen snow on a quiet winter's eve. Yep. That's what I am!

Why are you laughing at me?!?

Rotten sunuvalich LOL


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Lord_Woock
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posted August 27, 2004 06:16 PM

Quote:
Rotten sunuvalich LOL

Mysteries of Biology: Episode 3!

Question: How do liches procreate?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted August 27, 2004 06:46 PM

hehe im here now.. have moved

was waiting for you to throw me a party but i dont see anything.. you suck

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Silverdragon...
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posted August 27, 2004 08:21 PM
Edited By: Silverdragonheart on 27 Aug 2004

Hihi,
  I am new to this...pub, or if you like, Tavern.

  So...I can not read all 70+ pages...well, I can, but it may take a couple of days.  Anyone willing to... compact it all?

   Anyway, I played Heroes years ago, and almost forgot about it until 2 weeks ago when I bought 2 of the 4 Heroes Chronicles.  Now I'm going to buy Heroes 3  Complete edition.
   I'm NOT going to buy Heroes 4.  I heard it was not worth the original price of £34.99.  But now it's £40+ because 3DO close ?!?!.  hehe  I'm guessing the reason people are buying it is because it MAY be the last in a great line.  Shame expectations were not met
  Around £100 for Heroes 4 and both expansions?  I can't see how it is worth it.

  I've never played Heroes online...never played online for that matter.  Not unless you coiunt exclusive online games such as Asherons Call, Earth & Beyond and Eve.  I came here in search of playing Heroes online.
  Unfortunately, I am in the UK and have Dial-up.  I live 1 mile too far away from a Broadband terminal.  $*&^%$£%^%&^*.  Anyway, with Dial-up, I need to reconnect every 2 hours, which can be annoying, especially when gaming.  To play a Heroes game.... I guess both players would need to save every 1 hour 45 mins, then reconnect and be back withing 5 mins.
   Ofcourse, it would need patience for both players.  It may only be 5 mins, but some ppl don't like taking time out in middle of games.  I guess the other player could grab a cup of coffee.  Hmm.  hehe

    And before you say it.  No, I can't move.  SO many people have said that.  Why can't they move the Broadband transmitter????  $%$^%&

 'sigh'



EDIT: oh ye, why do you only sell tossers?  apart from tavern name that is.
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pandora
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posted August 28, 2004 12:44 AM

I don't think any of us that post here actually like Heroes4 Well maybe Aculias, but the list of things that he likes is so long and scary that I just dunno that anyone would want to hear it!

For the most part what you'll find in these 70 pages, is good natured ribbing from a bunch of people with varying senses of humour

We talk about anything and everything, be in real life or made up - and we poke fun at each other constantly (the term for this is tossing )

Rules to remember,  don't be offended, and have some fun

If you get a chance to read thru, there are some very very funny posts in here from over the years - but if not, no biggie - just join us in making more
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AMtwis
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posted August 28, 2004 12:46 AM

Pan, di you watch Canada vs Sweden in that hockey game... how many years ago was it? 2? 3? when it was OT and all that...
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Xarfax111
Xarfax111


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posted August 28, 2004 01:08 PM

Quote:

Sent at:  August 27, 2004 (06:14 PM)
From: Aculias  
Subject:  
Message: So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die



..man, isnt that scary...lool.. .

Hey kitty cat im sorry that Aculover is giving u such a hard time recently.

lmao

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pandora
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posted August 28, 2004 05:52 PM
Edited By: pandora on 28 Aug 2004

Yeah AMtwis, i did watch - I'm a hockey fanatic like you wouldn't believe hehe Sweden is my Second favorite hockey power too

That was a terrific game, but if you look back Canada and Sweden have had a lot of great matches! So much talent between the two teams! Of course Canada is the greatest hockey power of all time

I'm so excited about the world cup !! Getting to see Mario play again when in he's in such great shape is too exciting!

'Course I'm not supposed to talk about hockey here, they get really mad at me

*steps backwards and trips on Xarfax*

Ooops! Sorry Xar, I didn't see you there right behind me again You know, I got the very same IM from Aculias! Maybe he's stalking us!!
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AMtwis
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posted August 28, 2004 05:59 PM

Well, I can't say that I am teh Hockey man, but It's a fun game to watch. Especially that game between canada and Sweden. Sad to say, the puck was actually in But the best Swedish hockey game I've ever watched was When Sweden and finland played. ...was it 1-5 to finland? Stiven may know. Then, Sweden fought Soo hard, so that we won with 6-5!
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted August 28, 2004 11:02 PM

Aculias!!! I thought I was the only one!!
But now it seems you've been spreading your love lyrics all over the show!!
There's a name for people like you!!!
I'm cut to the bone!!!
As I sit here and snivel and dribble in my beer (I'll still drink it - waste not want not), my only solace is that by now kitten knows and will ahve clawed you all over.

Another *snivel* pint *sniff* barman
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted August 28, 2004 11:12 PM

Sorry to disapoint you but,theres no sunshine when shes goone, & dhes always gone to looong,Also this house aint no home  everytime you go away .
I know Iknow INKOOOOOOW!!!!
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted August 29, 2004 09:43 AM

I didnt get that IM, and im kinda glad i didnt

Hahaha, you actually thought we would throw you a party Stiven??? We had a few parties while you were gone, i wouldnt go into your bedroom for a few days! Pecu left a horrible smell in there. Pan tried to go in and open the windows but i had to drag her unconcious body out of there

Hey Stiven pan got naked, and you missed it! Dont deny it Pan, you just cant remember coz you were so drunk!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 29, 2004 10:13 AM

can i have a tosscookie?

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Sir_Stiven
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posted August 29, 2004 01:21 PM

Quote:
can i have a tosscookie?

no.

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 29, 2004 02:06 PM

Quote:
Quote:
can i have a tosscookie?

no.


then you shall die, my furry little companion.

and i shall see your garden to be demolished and salted. while you sleep.

sure i cant have a tosscookie?

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