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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 ... 73 74 75 76 77 ... 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted September 19, 2004 04:23 PM

itsF O O T B A L L!!!

i had a cool last nite hehe, first me and 2 friends drank beer at me place.. then we went to laserdome. That was nice

then we got ready and went to another friend who had all the beer hehe.. and we drank some more and prepared to leave at maybe 2AM...

So me and friend left...

Then at the busstop this cute girl wanted me to go partying with her as my friend were going home.. ive never seen the girl before but hey.. i went along. So we went all over town 2-3 times at afterparties until clock was maybe 7AM.. then to her place.

got home about 11AM now and have slept until now

kinda weird now that i think of it as i went along with a girl i didnt know to a party where i didnt know anyone, from there i went to another party with people i dont know and then ended up at this last party... where i didnt know anyone and then home to the girl who i knew alittle by then

funny nite

bad part is that i just added another flavour to this already messy girldilemma of mine...

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 20, 2004 10:57 AM

Foobum, have a beer, it solves all problems!
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 23, 2004 08:58 AM

Stiveeen! POST NOW
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 23, 2004 01:56 PM

sorry.. been busy with this new girl lol

look up the word "complex" in a dictionary and they will direct you to "see Stefans lovelife situation"


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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 24, 2004 12:08 PM

Yeah and when we look up "see Stivens lovelife situation" it will re-direct us once again to "Over dramatizing or Dreaming"
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Asmodean
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posted September 25, 2004 06:22 PM

*staggers back into TT after his hiatus in the student bars of Manchester for 7 days straight and says 'Wrglflrglgurgle' before falling asleep standing up*
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 25, 2004 06:32 PM

Quote:
Yeah and when we look up "see Stivens lovelife situation" it will re-direct us once again to "Over dramatizing or Dreaming"

lol if i just told you half of it you would need half our beer storage to get the headache away

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 26, 2004 03:03 PM

lol, ok i'll take your word for it
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted September 26, 2004 07:45 PM

hey everyone. i have a service for you. for just one tosscola, and some info about yourself, i will act like a bard. for example(on this game i killed my wife and i was very evil)

              our man has chosen to be bad
              his evilness is great
              dont ask him to lend a hand
              or your pets he will cremate
              his wife asked for a new dress
              a simple one would suit her
              instead of granting her request
              he chose to execute her.



and so on. so if any of you want me to, ill do one about you.
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>

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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
posted September 26, 2004 08:14 PM

No.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
posted September 26, 2004 08:15 PM

Don't even dare.
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted September 26, 2004 08:52 PM

what do you mean? i dont want true info. like i wouldnt tell you how old i am or anything like that.
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>

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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
posted September 26, 2004 11:23 PM

Hey blackie...I'll give ya Asmo's name if you can make a rather hilarious rhyme about his name here
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted September 27, 2004 02:44 AM

sure. what is it? ill get back to you later.
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gorman
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posted September 27, 2004 03:07 AM

Hey, first you need to make an extremely hilarious ryhme involving Asmodean. If you can do that and have my gut busting from laughing so hard I'll give ya his real name.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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Dingo
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posted September 27, 2004 03:52 AM

This tavern opened on May 27th, 2002.

6 months later, the thread is barely 9 pages long.

6 months later, the thread is barely 10 pages long.

6 months later, the thread is 18 pages long.

6 months later, the thread is 49 pages long.

4 months later, the thread is 76 pages long.

You tossers haven't been tossing, you have been Spamming.


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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 27, 2004 03:12 PM

Correction.

Us tossers have been tossing, spammers have been coming in here and spamming!
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted September 27, 2004 03:56 PM

here is my rhyme.


            moderators come in many sizes
            tall are some while others small
            but none match asmodean
            he's the oddest of them all!

            (guitar plays a few chords)
 

            tossers tavern is where he frequents
            he choses to have drinks
            he may have been a juvinile delinquent
            but he rarely ever thinks!

               


                 the end
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<b><em><color="5e9eb7">a wise man once said that imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. a more cynical man said screw that and invented parody</color></em></b>

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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 27, 2004 04:24 PM

one beer coming up for leopard if you can tell us something interesting about yourself.

dingo foo bum, if we want statistics we call a statistic bureau... not you.

Now run along and bring that icky spam smell with you, buh bye

im tired.. bad part about having a 90cm wide bed is that its a tough assignment trying to sleep two in it...

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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted September 27, 2004 04:59 PM

so what do you think?


i have another.

           solid steel and iron plate
           is what he makes him feel sound
           but he would become a prisoner
           if he triped and fell to ground.
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