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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 ... 75 76 77 78 79 ... 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted October 09, 2004 07:59 AM

+toss toss toss+

Second page Stiven!
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necroman72
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posted October 11, 2004 03:05 AM

hey guys probably dont care but where can i get homm2 plz tell?!
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gorman
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posted October 11, 2004 04:09 AM

Yeah Necro, if there's one thread that you shouldn't ask a question in, such as the one you asked, it's this one. The current resident's are a few spammers but usually our local Tossing Fan Club resides here to have their fun and play their tricks. But you could always try looking for HoMM2 on eBay
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Sir_Stiven
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posted October 12, 2004 05:15 PM

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hey guys probably dont care but where can i get homm2 plz tell?!

hey you no good n00b of someone who looks to have an geography degree from america... does this look like the place to ask stupid questions about games?

If you want to get answers to a question about a game, you should try the gaming part of the forum.

See now that wasnt too hard to understand now was it?

game question = game forum.

Bar = not a game forum.

So please take your stupid questions elsewhere, they have an icky smell about em.. and smells like that can attracts foobums like germsman and we dont want that

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Xarfax111
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posted October 12, 2004 06:25 PM

Quote:
See now that wasnt too hard to understand now was it?

game question = game forum.

Bar = not a game forum.




erm

errrm!?

hehehe

erm, what!?

thats cool

hehehe

..wooouuw ....

that dude is so cool

hehehe

erm

.

erm ... NO!?

Can u explain it to me??
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gorman
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posted October 12, 2004 11:19 PM

Do I daresay it's not Pan's good looks that keep bringin me here, it's just the Alcoholic beverages?
Eve, can't you think of a better name than germsman? And you call yourself a tosser!
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Asmodean
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posted October 13, 2004 05:01 AM

Well we could call you Gormless. But not everyone might understand.
Including you.

(Gormless = lacks a set)
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gorman
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posted October 13, 2004 05:39 AM

Asmo, I'm sure Doctors are still tryin to figure out if you actually HAVE a set or not
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posted October 13, 2004 05:41 AM

Shut Up Gormless.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted October 13, 2004 01:21 PM

Tossers...

Stop being foos and drink beer!
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pandora
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posted October 14, 2004 05:18 AM
Edited By: pandora on 13 Oct 2004

Hmm, Gorman - was that comment an effort to toss me??

silly little man... *shakes head* In any case, I've removed the pics from the RL thread now, so if you're going to to try again, you'll have to come up with something new.

What's going on with our tavern? I keep seeing these spammy little posts, tosses with little to no effort at all *cries* Its a terrible thing. Spam has got to stop! Quality must return...Hamsi, Stefan heeeelllp!!

The spam is killin me I'm tellin ya! We need Aculias to come back with his silly little songs, and that even sillier pink thong... if nothing else it gave our darlin' bartender some ammo

The Guy from Willow is gone I have this whole new routine involving self heating massage oil and ribbons - and no one to try it out on

And dammit there is NO HOCKEY so I'm grumpy as hell as it is, the last thing in the world i need is to see that my favorite tavern has gone the way of the spammer.

*runs to her room cryin*




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gorman
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posted October 14, 2004 05:24 AM

*comes up to the Tavern w/a large sign that says SPAM on it and nails it over the TOSS part*

Aculias' left for good, Stiven's out doing his thing, Pans cryin, people are spamming this place. Life is SO good!

This Tavern may need to get cleaned up a bit but it'll do all right. May need a new menu... Afterall, there's no TOSSER'S around anymore, like dinosaurs, they've become extinct. Pity, here I am, givin them some ammo to toss me, yet, nobody IS Oh the shame of this place! How horrible! How pathetic!

*takes a big intake of breath*

But damn ya gotta love that Spammy smell!
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Asmodean
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posted October 14, 2004 05:33 AM

Just a tad melodramatic there.
Sounds like the table dancer's got PMS.
Get her a tosswhisky, stick her in the corner and see if that sorts it.
If not, then I'm afraid Gorman may have to get that thong back out and fill in for her.

PS - I am going now, and therefore not looking at Gorman dancing.
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pandora
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posted October 14, 2004 05:51 AM

Alright... Yes I was a bit touchy, tonite was supposed to be tha start of the NHL season, but there is a lockout.. so i come here for some cheerin and what do i get? SPAM! No flowers from my stalker, and Gorman insultin me! jeeeeez.

However, no matter how bleak things may look to me now (and believe me guys, you don't even wanna know!) SPAM will not rule this Tavern!

*rips down the Spam sign and whips it across the bar, hitting Gorman in the back of the head with a gratifying ~CRACK!~*

I'll have you know that there are a lot of things I can tolerate.. but the site of of Gormans cheeks squshin out of a thong... *shudders*

We can never EVER let that happen.

Asmo, where's that whiskey?

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gorman
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posted October 14, 2004 06:08 AM

Well....some tosser's still exist. Bout time you got your arses in here to take care of this old shack! Got some kindling wood too for the fireplace. Now, if you don't want me to do a strip tease on the bartable, either get me drunk and have Pan dance up there or just get me drunk and put a loaded gun in my hand. The pleasure of being the Tosser's Ammo is all mine
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Asmodean
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posted October 14, 2004 10:40 AM

How about we give you a tosswhisky and a lit firework to play with.

*Sits back with Pan to watch the pretty colours*
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gorman
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posted October 14, 2004 11:03 PM

How about this Asmo....*takes Asmo around the shoulder to talk to him*...if you get Pan to do a table dance I won't dance nearly nude and won't put a box of lit dynamite under your chair?
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pandora
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posted October 16, 2004 04:24 PM
Edited By: pandora on 16 Oct 2004

There are laws against cruel and unusual punishment Gorman, so I'm afraid you'll have to keep your clothes on

Excuse me a moment while I run around decorating the place with pink thongs... I saw Aculias just down the street and I want to try to lure him back in!

*examines her decorating*

Hmm, not bad...Maybe I'll just add this new disco ball here... a few lights... ohh and some loud music! He'll be back for sure! All we have to do is wait!

Stefan , bring over a bottle of Tosswhiskey - I'm just gonna go sit with Asmodean a while, he promised pretty colours! ^^
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted October 17, 2004 12:16 PM

Hey....

Whats all the pink underwear doing here???

Whats all these spammers doing here?

I think ima have a tossbeer...
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sirzapdos
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
posted October 17, 2004 08:30 PM

OK, can someone tell me what a Tosser is? I hear the term all the time, but have no idea what it is.

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