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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 ... 74 75 76 77 78 ... 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted September 27, 2004 07:50 PM

i think you should make one about dingo, make it a good one and youll get a free tosspizza on me

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blakice
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posted September 27, 2004 07:52 PM

okay... one question, does anyone know anything about dingo?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 27, 2004 10:09 PM

ya, his a spammer... like to wear pink thongs and has germsman as his personal ass pirate

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gorman
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posted September 27, 2004 10:35 PM

Now, now Stiven! If you can't get to sleep from lack of space I suggest you let your dog have the bed while you sleep on the floor!
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TheRealDeal
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posted September 27, 2004 10:43 PM

Talk nice about dingo!.. He's a sweet sweet person. Wow i'm drunk.

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blakice
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posted September 27, 2004 11:50 PM

i seem to be at a loss... i cant think of anything. BARTENDER!!! pass me somethin to drink. make that a half dozen drinks.( it helps me think)>
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted September 28, 2004 01:55 PM

You get one tossbeer, you get more when you have made a rhyme! ;p

Be nice now, we all know Stiven dont have a dog, thats just all the chicks he sleeps with!

just kidding Stiven, but your were setup for it
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 28, 2004 02:04 PM

lol..well as long as those chicks does wonders in bed i dun mind

ya one beer now, you get more once those poems are done.. extra if you make a good one about dingo

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blakice
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posted September 28, 2004 03:26 PM

here's one... its not about dingo or anyone in particular.


            time catches the swiftest man
            as quickly as the slowest
            its aim is true, its mercies few
            for highest, and for lowest.
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gorman
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posted September 28, 2004 10:34 PM

Hehe, I've got something to say to Stiven about the saying under his avatar about eating Canadians... You are what you eat! There, nuff said. LOL
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hamsi128
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posted September 28, 2004 11:31 PM

TOSSAMAAAAAAAAA

what happened to tavern lol lots of spammers... stiven do your duty, lets kick some spamass out of tavern yoo foo
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 28, 2004 11:50 PM

hey im the bartender you foobum, you get in here more often and kik the boring spammers out

wanna be a part in a 2v2 btw? me, you, pandora and some 4th tosser.. sounds good?

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Dragon_Slayer
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posted September 30, 2004 12:04 PM

Blakie you get no beer til you make a poem about Dingo!
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pandora
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posted September 30, 2004 04:35 PM
Edited By: pandora on 30 Sep 2004

Stefan said :
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lol..well as long as those chicks does wonders in bed i dun mind


I have to say that I do mind. In fact, I mind a great deal.

I apologize for not being around here so much, but lately I've found my time for funstuff has been limited by my busy schedule. Now that Asmodean is back I can likely spend a bit more time in the tavern as he'll be helping with the work. *spots Asmodean passed out in the corner* Well, maybe not that much.. but at least he's back and we luv him

Now as a mod, I know I don't have to check in here that much because Stefan will generally drive away spammers with that forked tongue of his - and for the most part I know the people here are pretty cool about respecting the CoC.

However today I get an e-mail from The Coalition of People Who Love Animals and Have Nothing Better to Do Anyways informing me that our dear bartender has been engaging in some truly disturbing acts with chicks. They are really, really pissed. And I can understand that, in fact I can empathize - I have been hearing the peeping sound for weeks now coming from behind the bar - but never in a million years did I guess what was happening. How could I? Its a travesty. I always assumed that the noise was just the sound that Dragon_Slayer makes after too many tossquilas...

Stefan, I expect you to stop immediately! It's just so very very wrong!

So now to Beepy, Peepy and Meepy - I am sorry. From now on I will do my best to protect you three from any further harm. There's a Poultry Psychic down the street, lets see if we can't get you guys some help.


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hamsi128
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posted October 02, 2004 07:05 PM

we need some heavymetal action for your yellow sweeties pan


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Dingo
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posted October 02, 2004 11:29 PM

Check Out Those Chicks!
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hamsi128
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posted October 04, 2004 11:58 PM

im now drinking some export whiskey from canada... i wonder why canadians produced that excellent?? whiskey.... My cause of wonder duration is similar to pandora 's free time to think about real football we play in europe ... so first of all why being a tavern owner i drink so much secondly why i need to toss canadians... why to toss canadians with their terrible whiskey... well , i wonder if i have right to be drunk in my tavern...

all drinks are free for 2 days to celebrate our mission to live ... nothing !!

p.s. i know that this post is more equavelant to loser tavern but ima sure that my tossers friends will give me one time exception... damn some tossers...i  got a problem here

whatever

this song decicated to madmartigan...

lady of the valley
can you hear me cry
in the sillness of the night
I have lost my brother
in the fights of the war
and my heart has broken down

in the night I cry but no one seems to hear
I step into the light but all I feel is fear

lady of the valley
can you bring him back
to the days when we were kids
once we were together
we stood young and strong
now it seems so long ago

the golden key is at the end of the chain
how it hurts ohh lady free me from this pain

in the night I cry to the lady of the valley
cause I'll die without the lady of the valley
in the night I call to the lady of the valley
on my knees I fall before the lady of the valley



in the valley lies the treasure
and the lady guards it well
he who bears all the pressure
is the one to break the spell
there's a sign that I've followed
and it has led me to your seat
I have brought my fallen brother
and I've laid him, yes I've laid him
at your feet

in the night I cry to the lady of the valley
cause I'll die without the lady of the valley
in the night I call to the lady of the valley
on my knees I fall before the lady of the valley




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Dingo
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posted October 05, 2004 12:14 AM

Hmmmm Free Drinks?

Well I've always been curious about what you tossers drink, so I would like a Tossbeer.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted October 05, 2004 07:40 AM

Free Drinks eh?

Stiven i challenge you to a drinking contest!

Good to see ya Hamsy!
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pandora
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posted October 07, 2004 03:17 AM

Well even tho you mock my beloved country, I still luvs ya Hamsi - and I'm glad to see you here

I like the idea of free drinks! *YaY*  

I also like the idea of Dingo drinking tossbeer *slides a cool tossbeer over to Dingo*

I wonder if drinking would make Dingo start making long thoughtful comments? I mean, most people will blurt out whatever nonsense pops into their heads when they're drinking... but that's kinda the norm for the God of dark Spam now isn't it?

Wouldn't it be amusing if he got drunk and came out with some big old overblown essayist type post?
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