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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 ... 81 82 83 84 85 ... 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
LichKing
LichKing


Honorable
Known Hero
posted December 19, 2004 01:37 AM

Stiven's right.

Have a contest for the best slogan.  Let every wannabe tosser have some input.  Choose the best.








Then I'll give you a good one.




....................spammin' bastards
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted December 19, 2004 02:59 AM

Toss or be tossed ya foobum!
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deathwoman
deathwoman


Hired Hero
angel of darkness
posted December 19, 2004 04:29 AM

here's one: its dog eat dog world out there... you gotta watch your back.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted December 19, 2004 03:36 PM

Quote:
here's one: its dog eat dog world out there... you gotta watch your back.

in case i was unclear: its a tossers tavern slogan, not a anti gay commercial one


for inspiration:

tossing is like sex, even when exhausted you still wanna do some more


Ever wonderd how it feels to your boarders crossing? well wake up and learn the wonderful art of tossing

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hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted December 20, 2004 06:21 PM

here is my slogans

''toss or get lost''

''if toss is unevitable , enjoy''

''to toss or not to toss''

''tossing you is easy cause you're beautiful''

''Toss together!!! , WTU.... world tossers union''

''You cant make love after sixty, you can toss forever''

''A tosser ,never loner , always winner... lets TOSS!!''

''dont try tonight, i ll still toss you baby''

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 20, 2004 06:30 PM

How about these?

Full Tossage

To toss or to toss even more, that is the question.

If you can't beat 'em, toss 'em
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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted December 20, 2004 06:46 PM
Edited By: madmartigan on 20 Dec 2004

I have only a bunch of words for you all:

you're all clumsy tossers who are incapable of coming up with a lovely and witty slogan.

There can only be one slogan for this spam odoured freaking tavern. And that would be:

PANDORA FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!

Quote:
....'tis two days before I'm an even older lady ...


urh, does that mean my birthday is only a day after yours? More importantly does that mean DOUBLE PARTY?

wtg sagittarius - the best of all signs

For those spammers who seem to roam without fear recently, BEWARE ! The big bad tosser is watching you. Don't make this old basterd to you use one of you as a hand puppet

edit: type-os

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Refer to FAQ/Rules section for explanation of Floodprotect.

gees

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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted December 22, 2004 01:16 AM

Yea, yesterday was my birthday And what a great present!! The guy from Willow has come back !

Man have I missed you! Nobody, and I mean nobody else can keep up with me with the tossquilas like you do

Stefan!! Did you hear? Double party time!! Lets get this place going!!!!

Happy Birthday Mad! I hope yours is as great as mine was

PS> I have some new dance moves....

ooohh and one more thing - my slogan:

Quote:
Don't Toss Me Because I'm Beautiful....


hehe!
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LichKing
LichKing


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posted December 22, 2004 04:29 AM

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

In this instance my superior sloganing skills will not be required, it seems.

ALL HAIL PAN!!!!!!!!



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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted December 22, 2004 06:45 AM
Edited By: pandora on 22 Dec 2004

Did we need a theme song?

You can Toss if You Want To
(Originally You Can Dance if You Want To - Men At Work)


We can toss if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont toss
And if they dont toss
Well they're no friends of mine
Say, We can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Because you're one far behind

We can toss

We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From out hats to our feet
Then surprise them with a big trick ride
Say, We can act if we want to
If we dont, nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And I can act like an imbusil

Say, We can toss

We can toss
Everything's outta control
We can toss
We can toss
We're doing it more and more
We can toss
We can toss
Everybody look at your hands
We can toss
We can toss
Everybody's taking the cha-nce
It's safe to toss
Oh well, It's safe to toss
Yes, It's safe to toss

We can toss if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it
Everything will work out right
I say, We can toss if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends dont toss
And if they dont toss
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, We can toss
We can toss
Everything's outta control
We can toss
We can toss
We're doing it more and more
We can toss
We can toss
Everybody look at your hands
We can toss
We can toss
Everybody's taking the cha-ance
Well, It's safe to toss
Yes, It's safe to toss
Well, It's safe to toss
Oh well, It's safe to toss
Ah yes, It's safe to toss
Well, It's safe to toss
It's safe to toss
It's safe to toss


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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted December 22, 2004 04:09 PM

Toss me deadly

Here is another possible theme song:

I went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a toss-fight,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big toss
Late for my job and the traffic was bad
Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big toss
I went to a toss party last Saturday night
I told you that story, I'd be alright
Uh, huh
It ain't no big toss

But I know what I like
I know I like tossin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like tossin' with me
Yeah, yeah

Toss me once
Toss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, toss me deadly

Had a few beers, gettin' high
Tossin' , watchin' the time go by,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big toss
Nothin' to toss and no TV
Lookin' in the mirror don't get it for me
Uh, huh
It ain't no big toss

But I know what I like
I know I like tossin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like tossin' with me
Oh, yeah

Toss me once
Toss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, toss me deadly

Toss me once
Toss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, toss me deadly

You know I like dancin' with you
tossin' with you
C'mon

Toss me once
Toss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, toss me deadly

Toss me once
Toss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, toss me
C'mon pretty baby, toss me
C'mon pretty baby, toss me deadly

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted December 22, 2004 07:16 PM

Ok, before Gorman whips out his guitar and starts croonung Kum-bye-a like he believes it, let's have another drink.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted December 24, 2004 03:04 AM

merry christmas to all of you *raises my glass of beer*

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LichKing
LichKing


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posted December 24, 2004 03:17 AM

Well said Stiven.  True, you're a couple of days premature, but that's just in keeping with what all of the ladies tell me about your, er, premature problem.  Guess they don't call ya Quickdraw for nothin!



Merry Christmas, folks!
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted December 24, 2004 03:44 AM

Hehe

Merry Christmas everyone!
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pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted December 24, 2004 05:02 AM

*stands up on her chair, and clinks a fork against her glass*

hello everyone, I need to have a moment of your attention please... I was told this may be the most important step in my recovery.

My name is Pandora. And I'm *sob* a Lichaholic....!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted December 24, 2004 01:01 PM

Quote:
Well said Stiven.  True, you're a couple of days premature, but that's just in keeping with what all of the ladies tell me about your, er, premature problem.  Guess they don't call ya Quickdraw for nothin!



Merry Christmas, folks!

no foo,

havent you learned? christmas is the 24th of december and most people celebrate it then. But some along when us europeans made what you call USA things got twisted as you are some kind of a backward people and it takes alittle longer for you americans to understand things.. you seem to celebrate it one day later

And trust me, id last longer than your undead life if i have too.. practising makes perfect. So in your case.. find a ms liches to practise with


Oh and btw, as some of you might have noticed ill problably be around less now. Even if im having about the same internet time as before i made one out of 10 admin statuses at a swedish gamecommunity. Not bad concidering the place has above 100 000 members and ive made the 3 steps up to admin in less than a year

So there now im off to relatives soon to celebrate christmas.. all in the correct day

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Dingo
Dingo


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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted December 24, 2004 07:38 PM

Quote:
havent you learned? christmas is the 24th of december and most people celebrate it then. But some along when us europeans made what you call USA things got twisted as you are some kind of a backward people and it takes alittle longer for you americans to understand things.. you seem to celebrate it one day later



Really?


I'm Serious.
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pandora
pandora


Honorable
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The Chosen One
posted December 24, 2004 08:01 PM

Stefan, Congrats on the Admin position Very Nice!

Merry Christmas to Everyone! Drinks are on me!


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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted December 27, 2004 01:43 AM

foobums, christmas is over. Now start ordering again

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