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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
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pandora
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posted December 10, 2004 06:35 AM

Ack! no no Lichy, not your rotting corpse... I mean c'mon, you've shucked off that decaying fleshy scent ages ago - now you have that musky dry marrowy aroma that the ladies just can not resist!


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LichKing
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posted December 10, 2004 01:03 PM


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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 11, 2004 06:00 PM

tequila race u say pan? think ill pass right now... the beers from yesterday still reminds themselves in me head

tomorrow though.. ill beat you so bad that youll be up on a table while im trying to figure out if what im drinking really is water or tequila

And lichy still havent done all the dishes, so will just have to wait some more for that beer

now ill be in me office for a while (read: bed, watching a movie and eating pizza) and the one making the highest noice will wake up tomorrow with germsmans pink panties in his/her mouth. And thats a fact not a threat

*mmm* piiizza.

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gorman
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posted December 12, 2004 12:03 AM

Just because woman's clothes are more comfortable for the nether regions does not mean you can poke my belongings in someone's mouth! Take your brown streaky boxer's and use those instead!
Btw, where's that Tossbeer I ordered dang it! I'm losin my insanity, I need all the alcohol you got in this place to keep me the way I am!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 12, 2004 07:47 PM

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I need all the alcohol you got in this place to keep me the way I am!

funny, because we just happend to want to change the way you are, i mean it cant get much worse

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Rage08
Rage08


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posted December 13, 2004 08:50 PM

Just came back from the library...
Tossburger and tossbeer please...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 15, 2004 03:50 AM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 15 Dec 2004

hmmm why does this foobum talk like his a regular here?

has anyone of you seen him before or you think he just comes for the cheap beer?

btw what was your age again? you look kinda stoned..

*waits for a while*

hey.. if you are gonna get some stoneface attitude on me think it over again


ok.. *fills up a glass of specially aculiastic imported beer* so there... i think this will do you good

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Asmodean
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posted December 15, 2004 04:07 AM

Mmmmm all that yellowy acu goodness
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blakice
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posted December 15, 2004 11:38 PM

what is happening everyone? i ave a question. if i type something in english and someone lives in japan, will it turn up in japanese or english on their computer?


while you think about it, can i have a tosscola?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 15, 2004 11:43 PM

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what is happening everyone? i ave a question. if i type something in english and someone lives in japan, will it turn up in japanese or english on their computer?


while you think about it, can i have a tosscola?


yeah off course it translates, like now i see every word you just did type in swedish.

Thats why everyone has a problem when aculias posts, because the translation system doesnt even do aculiastic -> american good

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Rage08
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posted December 15, 2004 11:54 PM

Thanks for the beer... is the burger still cooking?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 15, 2004 11:59 PM

ya.. we have sent asmo out to find a cow, so you could say its under process

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Rage08
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posted December 16, 2004 12:03 AM

Let's hope he's not pickled or this little task may take all night...

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deathwoman
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posted December 16, 2004 12:20 AM

can i have a burger? Im hungery.
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deathwoman
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posted December 16, 2004 12:33 AM

I don't know why i pay for a burger, the service here stinks, id rather go butcher a cow and eat it raw than sit here and wait.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 16, 2004 01:48 AM

im sorry, do i know you?

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted December 16, 2004 02:46 PM

I dont think we do.

For your information the service here is great! Watch me go behind the bar and pour myself a beer... oh wait you cant do that... oh well i guess your stuck with the lousy service!


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Rage08
Rage08


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Making it in the real world
posted December 16, 2004 05:51 PM

Did he find that cow yet?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 16, 2004 05:53 PM

ya it has "khayman" as username here though, but feel free to go slaughter it

myself ill pass eating up that cow, ive heard it got many many diseases

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Conan
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posted December 16, 2004 05:55 PM

Wheeeeew getting tired of all that tossing in the Dear Stiven thread.
Pass me a toss cola dude!
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