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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted March 02, 2005 12:17 AM |
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Alright then Guy from Willow :)
Why?
Because!
Because with each new day we have new opportunities to drink, to dance on tables - and yes to toss!
Because if there is no one tossing, the void left in the world would create a vacuum that would suck up all the stars and horribly horribly unbalance the universe!
Because Madmartigan has come back to HC after being away for far too long!
and finally...
Just Because. 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 04, 2005 04:21 PM |
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I've been waiting for a long time for some service. Who runs this place anyway? It's all the way back on page 3.
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Go Red Sox!
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 05, 2005 12:11 AM |
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That's where it belongs!
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 05, 2005 02:41 AM |
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That's where it belongs!
What's this imp doing in here?
*grabs the spam-covered underling by the scruff of its neck and throws it outside*
Go back to the wastelands where you belong.
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Go Red Sox!
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 07, 2005 07:39 AM |
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I think I'll Chill here for a little bit. What you wannabe tossers try to toss.
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted March 09, 2005 02:54 PM |
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the owner of this tavern spent all his time on work 
even no time for tossing...
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tigris
Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
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posted March 09, 2005 05:29 PM |
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*bump bump*
hey bartender!
Give Woock a pint of tossbeer the next time he shows his Queen addicted face around here!
Tell him it's on me!
*Whispers so no one else can here him:*
mind someone seeing you,he's still under age!
*throws a few shiny coins to the barkeeper*
here's something for you! and give some of that ale too, i'm thirsty as hell!
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted March 09, 2005 06:13 PM |
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tsk tsk, all work and no tossing makes Hamsi a dull boy
It's nice to see that you're still alive Hamsi, sorry to hear that you're so busy working  Remember that there's nothing better than a cold tossbeer to take the stress away  Try to stop by more often to let us know how you're doing!
*grabs Tigris' coins*
Well since no one else is doing it, I guess I'll go grab the ale for you, Woock and Redsox! And it looks like just enough left over for me to buy myself a pint too!
I think that Asmodean should be bartending! He's experienced, and he's likely to drink enough that close to closing time he may start forgetting to charge us! 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 09, 2005 08:18 PM |
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New cocktail menu
I'll do it if the job's free, looks like Stiven's on extended holiday at the minute for anger management
Okay here's the new menu!
Toss on the Beach - For taking the starch out of those surfer dudes that think they're God's gift. A few of these and they'll be Wiped Out!!
Tossquila Surprise - Like a regular Tossquila, but you have to steal it. Then whoever owns the drink will be surprised!!
B-Fifty-Toss - Hit's you like a tossed grenade!!
Tossing Mary - For first dates!! A few of these and even the Virgin Mary would act like Mary Magdalene!! 
Long Island Iced Toss - By the time you've reached the bottom of the glass you'll be Tossing with the best of 'em.
Of course as a fully trained barman I can make all sorts of cocktails for any Tossers tastebuds.
And I can still pull a pint (or a pitcher) of Tossbeer for the less adventurous imbibers out there.
Enjoy!!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted March 09, 2005 08:25 PM |
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woohoooo! Asmodean, as always I salute you!
Ohhhh damnit.... bribing you with table dances isn't going to work, now is it? Ugh, I should have thought about that before I suggested you!
I guess I'll have to think of something new
Hmm... let's see now *examines the new drink list*
Everything looks so good....
OKay!
I'll have one of everything, plus a pitcher of tossbeer to wash it down
And of course - one for the barman! Cheers!
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Silverblade
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Notorious Homo Erectus
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posted March 09, 2005 09:21 PM |
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Looks like a nice joint..
Well with what should I start..Oh well let's start with the basics..10 tossquila shots and another 10 for everyone that wishes to join me ,I'm paying!
Ok bottoms up!
*Drinks his first shot*
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted March 09, 2005 09:52 PM |
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Well you just can't say no to that! *pulls up a chair*
Tosser's Tavern is indeed a fine joint, the main concern is that we all remember to keep the spam out - and keep the funny in
The more the merrier! *lifts a shot glass in a toast*
Oh, and by more, I meant more tossquila!
*downs the shot and reaches for another*
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 09, 2005 09:58 PM |
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Quote:
Motion to have a Stiven impression contest.
This n00b wants and impression contest. I'll give you one, and since you can't read my post clearly you probably won't understand what I mean anyways, so I'll explain it to you one more time.
This is a Stiven impression in action foobum, and perhaps your n00bish mind can get around to understanding it this time, but read my post well, since I don't feel like taking 2 hours to explain it to you foo!
Now.. im just fed up with this, i dont have the energy to even continue this impression, but I will to amuse you n00bsidians.
About the red star system, I won't spend time to questionize every single penalty i get because every time i say a word that basically every other member can say.. i get a penalty for it.
Point is it doesnt matter what i say or who i say it too. If they wanna see a penalty i will recieve one.
But as you might have noticed i have not even made an attempt to dispute it since it won't change a thing.
Im getting alittle fed up with that now, but ill try and give you another advice. When I received my penalty everyone found it stupid. You see a pattern?
Anyways, since you probably won't even understand what I write and you havent before, you probably won't understand this is an impression about Stiven with his QP issues. Are you following me n00b?
The problem is that members never get rewarded for disagreeing with moderators no matter what they say. If I debate with a n00b and I'm right but the mod thinks I'm wrong, I won't get a QP even if my post is constructive and in the top 2% of HC.
Solution: ?. Ive brought up several ideas on how to work on this behind the scenes and what my experience tell me is important in matters like this since I talk to Val all the time on MSN and I've had several exchanges with Pandora. Once again what you mods needs to realise is that you need to work this out. I can tell you what to do, but you never listen to me anyways, so what does it matter if I try?
And my solution is just about as easy as its complicated if you want to be, since you never comprehend the logic behind my reasonning. It can be very easy, just make each other know that giving out "disagreeing QP:s" isnt personal but just a follow by the CoC for being objective about good reasoning. Meaning, you look at the reasoning around the post instead of the actual outcome from it. But what does it matter? You've probably quoted me and distroying my posts not even understanding the basis of my arguments.
So the fact of the matter is that you want an impression on Stiven and I tried to do my best without disrespecting him. Can you at least understand that this was an impression? I didn't think so.
So there.
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Silverblade
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posted March 09, 2005 10:18 PM |
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Woow!Have a tossquila on me and be silent for a sec
*Throws several tossquila shot to Conan*
Bottoms up!
*There goes the second one*
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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 09, 2005 10:26 PM |
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*chug, chug, chug .... *hickup*
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 10, 2005 01:20 PM |
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Asmo just noticed the new drinks!
Great work, have a toss beer on me!
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tigris
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Supreme Noobolator
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posted March 10, 2005 05:47 PM |
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a tossbeer sure would sound nice now for me!
*sais to himself*
I surely won't remember nothing of this in the morning, i'm too drunk!
Btw:i'm a little short on cash right now, do you think you can still feed me a couple of pints and i'll get your money 2morrow?I'll be much obliged!
*hey bartender!*
refuses the invitation to walk away
*no i haven't have enough for tonight! i still want some beer!*
throws the last two coins on the desk
Make them count!
@headache edit:
barely lifts his head from the table
*Do you guys have some lemon here?*
*ohh and btw where the heck am i? *
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted March 16, 2005 04:38 PM |
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*Do you guys have some lemon here?*
*ohh and btw where the heck am i? *
We ask the questions here !!!!!!!!!!!
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted March 16, 2005 05:22 PM |
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Okay, I have a question then!
What do you want a lemon for?
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted March 17, 2005 12:52 AM |
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Hey everybody!
I have been watching you all through the windows for a while now (not "stalker-style-watching"...more like "little-candle-girl-watching" ) and I would like to join you, if you'll let me?!
I also told one of my friends about this place, and he would love to come in and do a presentation about his refined tavern menu selection. Seriously, this guy knows his stuff, so if you're interested in that too...let me know and I'll drag him in for the "big show"!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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