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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 17, 2005 02:36 AM |
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I'm surprised I did not get any feedback from my SS impression.
Was it that bad?
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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tigris
Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
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posted March 17, 2005 07:24 AM |
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What do you want a lemon for?
I usually use lemon as a tonic after effort, but in this particular case it was only to rid me of the alchool taste in my mouth! lool i'll have to work hard to clear my image after that night; and i'm not talking only about you guys, i made a fool of myself elsewhere too
Now, who's your mistery friend, Leo?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 18, 2005 02:47 PM |
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Ughhh, its been a long day... Ima pour myself a tossbeer.
Dont bother me for a while, im going in my drinking courner!
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Silverblade
Known Hero
Notorious Homo Erectus
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posted March 18, 2005 03:11 PM |
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Excuse me people I have sth to say..
..Well today (18/3) is my birthday therefore ALL drinks ordered today are on me! Drink up until you pass out.
-Cheers
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 18, 2005 03:30 PM |
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Happy Birthday!! That's always a good excuse *erm* reason to celebrate 
Tho here in Canada it is quite unnaceptable to let the birthday boy buy! Where are you from? lol Everyone buy this guy a few tossbeers and get this party going 
Tigris, you asked for a beer and a lemon, so I was mortified, I'm happy to hear you weren't going to degrade your beer 
Before I join in all the festivities there is a DragonSlayer in the corner asking not to be disturbed - if that's not an invite I dunno what is!
*pulls up a chair beside DragonSlayer and plops down a bottle of tossquila and two shot glasses and the table*
Alright DragonBoy, we have a birthday party to attend to, so you have until the end of this bottle (10 minutes) to get whatever's eating you off your chest, or forget all about it, whichever comes first
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 20, 2005 12:59 PM |
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*Sculls down a couple of shot glasses*
Hic... I like parties
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted March 20, 2005 05:11 PM |
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now lets see if i can make a post without spasmodean removing it...
foo bums.
Here is the deal.
You dont come up with new drinks here, you clear em by our owner. And whats up with the steal drink? you try and steal a drink when im not around and ill learn about it i send aculias on your no good tossing ass
And when did this place turn out to be a kindergarten?
you dont come here shouting about its your birthday, you buy your favourite bartender (that would be me, AWOL or not ) enough beer so i get drunk.. then i might talk to you and you can say that its your birthday.
Then i mix you a real toss drink (not the wannabe new ones) and you wont remember anymore of your birthday
see.. thats the way it should be.
And whats this BS about a me wannabe competition?
Now thats just scary, take your weirdo fantasies about me some place else or you´ll learn how fast one can fly out from our exit door
friggin n00bs.
And tigerette, if you ever fall asleep on my bar again you will wake up with every bottle of beer that has been drinked that night up where im sure you dont want em
Now.. who is voulenteering for cleaning the spam away?
Even if i might just check in every now and then i dont want no friggin kindergarten parties a´la mcdonalds style, foobums sleeping on the bar or a icky spam smell.
And i sure as hell dont want no alternative drinking menu... that one goes up where youre boyfriend was visiting last nite spasmo
so there
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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 20, 2005 09:34 PM |
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he's back!!! HE'S BACK!!!
Have a tossbear on me SS!
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 20, 2005 11:03 PM |
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LOL @ tigerette.
Glad to see you're over your hissy fit Stiven 
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tigris
Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
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posted March 21, 2005 07:05 AM |
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hehe
Welcome back SS!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 21, 2005 07:50 AM |
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Bah!
Stivens so old now he couldnt toss his grandma after shes had 5 tossbeers! You have been gone too long Stiven, i think you have lost your touch, just like Shearer!
Now Stiven come show us the tosser you are and have a drink with me and Pan over here!
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Silverblade
Known Hero
Notorious Homo Erectus
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posted March 21, 2005 03:58 PM |
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foo bums.
Here is the deal.
You dont come up with new drinks here, you clear em by our owner. And whats up with the steal drink? you try and steal a drink when im not around and ill learn about it i send aculias on your no good tossing ass
And when did this place turn out to be a kindergarten?
you dont come here shouting about its your birthday, you buy your favourite bartender (that would be me, AWOL or not ) enough beer so i get drunk.. then i might talk to you and you can say that its your birthday.
Then i mix you a real toss drink (not the wannabe new ones) and you wont remember anymore of your birthday
see.. thats the way it should be.
And whats this BS about a me wannabe competition?
Now thats just scary, take your weirdo fantasies about me some place else or you´ll learn how fast one can fly out from our exit door
friggin n00bs.
And tigerette, if you ever fall asleep on my bar again you will wake up with every bottle of beer that has been drinked that night up where im sure you dont want em
Now.. who is voulenteering for cleaning the spam away?
Even if i might just check in every now and then i dont want no friggin kindergarten parties a´la mcdonalds style, foobums sleeping on the bar or a icky spam smell.
And i sure as hell dont want no alternative drinking menu... that one goes up where youre boyfriend was visiting last nite spasmo
so there
Did someone sneezed or I'm too drunk?
Oh!  Sir Stiven the Ultimate nOOb Slayer in the flesh..! Has my time come yet .. I did not see you coming..
I don't think we have met...Silverblade or T.A.K. Satyros.. ah forgive my ignorance, I forgot that your nut-size thing you have inside your head -which you proudly call *brain*- doesn't understand such complicated words.. For you only I'm NewNoobYouNeedToToss...
As for the "Mc Donalds birthday party" ..you really must be a FOO to speak of such things..First that was not a party-I bought everyone drinks that's all. But you were not there so up in yours I meant it's your fault!
Now stop babbling around like the foobum that you are and fill our glasses with tossquila. For once do what you are supposed to do
so there
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted March 22, 2005 02:16 AM |
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que?
Who is this person talking to me like i should know him?
look, I dont care if your name is spoonblade or snowyron. If you wanna impress someone with those boring names try the glade or your roleplaying buddies with 3" glasses. Im sure you can discuss it with them and you all get a hard on
But this is the place to toss. Or in your case, getting tossed out if you dont learn how to do it
You dont come here pretending youre a regular when you got the wit of a camel. That gives the place a bad reputation.
If you wanna earn your respect around here, start with the three tosser trials. Im sure dragon_slayer will help you out with those once he has sobered up and stopped rambeling crazy stuff
Now learn your lesson or take your cousin girlfriend to another McD party. Im sure kittenangel will help you out, you seem like a perfect match btw
Oh and dont try to prove yourself by BB code on me, i BB coded your mother before you were born
so there.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted March 22, 2005 12:16 PM |
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*Hic* Im not babbling crazy stuff... *hic*
I just love how people come around here and try to toss Stiven, its so amusing!
So Stiven hows things? Still have time for a drink with your old buddies?
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted March 22, 2005 05:57 PM |
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Who is this person talking to me like i should know him?
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Oh and dont try to prove yourself by BB code on me, i BB coded your mother before you were born
That person happens to be a very nice guy, who just happens to have consumed a few too many drinks. Either way, I can recognize a sweet toss when I see one and the "BB coded mother" was top-notch! 
Stiven, have you checked out the tossing that took place here? You might be proud of a few of them...Quote:
And i sure as hell dont want no alternative drinking menu...
I also have this friend that is flying in to present us with some great menu ideas! I figure if he can present his "delicacies" to us all, you can decide if some items are worthy of being adopted to your menu. What do you say??? Let's at least give him a chance!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted March 24, 2005 03:10 AM |
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I also have this friend that is flying in to present us with some great menu ideas! I figure if he can present his "delicacies" to us all, you can decide if some items are worthy of being adopted to your menu. What do you say??? Let's at least give him a chance!
no.
Oh and ill be right there DS, i figured that since i only dare posting in our wonderful tavern nowadays and yet there is so much good tossing material out there.. and even some good tosses i will name some here for you to watch.
The first.. is made by IVY in the bottom of this page:
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?FID=9&TID=14526&pagenumber=1
the edited sugarcup comment reduced some of its value, but yet its good enough for a free beer
now go and show us some good tossing and get a free beer aswell!
if im here ill be in the corner learning DS the concept about football
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Conan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted March 24, 2005 03:14 AM |
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yes, that IYY comment brought a smile to my face aswell.
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted March 26, 2005 03:53 AM |
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Well Sir_Stiven, I tried to stop my friend from coming, but he insisted on doing the presentation for everyone in the Tossers Tavern. So, here he goes:
Bonjourno everyone, my name is Guiseppe Bolognaise!
I am here to show you an incredible menu of "delicacies" that I have customized specifically for this establishment. I have travelled around the world collecting a wide variety of recipes and have perfected each of their flavours using my personal touch & secret ingredient. Let me know what you think & how many cases you want of each item!
I’ll start with some dishes that I stumbled on in Italy:
- Sun-dried Tossmato Soup (It has a really nice “zest” to it.)
- Benito Tossolini Sandwich (A Fascist favourite.)
- “Under the Tosscan Sun” Sandwich (This is a personal favourite of Diane Lane.)
- Wolfgang Amadetoss Mozart Meatballs (Based on a recipe from Venice.)
Next, I’ll move on to my redefinition of classic American cuisine from Cooptosstown, home of the Baseball Hall of Fame:
- Baseball Stadium Hotdog (Instead of a ballpark wiener, I use a Spicy Italian Tossauge.)
- Baseball BLT (Start with some pre-fried bacon, add lots of lettosse, and slice up a Hot House Tossmato.)
- Fried Green Tossmatoes (A Jessica Tandy favourite.)
Here are some more American specialties of mine from different parts of the country:
- Minesotoss Macaroni (A Jesse Ventura favourite.)
- Idaho Soup (Named after the "Potatoss State".)
- Ohio Vegetossble Salad (Recommended by 4 out 5 nutritionists.)
- Texasburg (Made with 1\2 a pound of ‘AAA’ Black Angtoss Beef.)
- The “Friends” Festossval (Includes Chandler Bing baloney, Monica Geller gaspacio, Rachel Green beans, Phoebe Buffay brisket, Toss Geller guacamole, & Joey Tribbiani Truffles.)
After I finished accumulating my American recipes, I stopped off in Canada for some real treats:
- Brittos Columbia Salmon (You’d swim upstream for this one after just 1 bite!)
- Albertoss Beef Surprise (Believe me, you’ll go crazy over it! And I’m not talking about the Mad Cow.)
- Wholegrain Tosskatchewan Bread (Let’s not kid ourselves, there’s nothing else in that Province.)
- Manitossba Moose (Get some before Pandora eats it all!)
Next, I decided to travel half way around the world, to the Down-Under, to find some really exotic flavours:
- Tossmanian Deviled Eggs (Unlike the Warner Bro’s cartoon character, these won’t have your stomach spinning.)
- Tosstralian Beer Battered Kiwis (New Zealand's native bird cooked in Tosster’s beer. You’ll have a g’day mate!)
- Great Barrier Grub (Featuring Tosstralian seafood. Make sure you try the Toostopus)
Well, that’s all that I have, for now. I hope you like the menu items that I presented to you today, as I believe that they will perfectly compliment the large variety of beers available in this fine Tossers Tavern.
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted March 26, 2005 09:59 AM |
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reminder before tosswave
LEo , you missed street.. this is not OH PUMP the JANE??? street's tavern....
This is the real Tossers Tavern...
Rules here:
-I write menu
-Stiven sells drink as a bartender
-Customers like pan , mad etc.. comes here ;
After they drink they search for tossits**
-Then , being a tossit
You are tossed
You are tossed
You are tossed to death...
Sauvage ? n'est-ce pas?
**Tossits (born to be tossed haha)
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted March 26, 2005 10:03 PM |
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Sorry hamsi, but were you trying to make a point there? I might have missed it in between all of the "double-entendres" & "inside-jokes"...but I think that you misunderstood the point of my previous Post.
I was not creating a new menu that MUST be adopted in the Tossers Tavern, the menu items that were presented in my last Post were SUGGESTIONS and pure innocent FUN!
- You can still write the menu
- Stiven can still sell drinks as the bartender
- Customers like pan, mad, etc... can still come here; drink, and search for tossits**
- Tossits can still be tossed, tossed some more, and tossed to death...
Sauvage, mais bien sure!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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