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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443)
Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443) This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 18, 2003 06:29 PM

'And stay out!' - shouted the woman.
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 18, 2003 06:32 PM

As the ogre was running away he saw the dang Hippogriff and Undead dwarf in the road taking gold and other valuables from corpses.
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted April 18, 2003 08:14 PM

...but he wasn't watching where he was going, and ran over a cliff falling down to be impaled upon the sharp rocks below...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted April 18, 2003 09:43 PM

And then wouldn't you know it, a large and confused Farie Dragon grabbed him right before he was killed and flew off into the distance, which wasn't that far because it smashed right into the side of a mountain.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 18, 2003 10:31 PM

The remaining pieces slided off of the hard stone, as slow as a pregnant turtle stuck in the middle of a 1x1 metre iron cube.
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I
I


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posted April 18, 2003 11:21 PM

And they didn't live unhappy never sooner.
LOL

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted April 18, 2003 11:52 PM

On another part of the planet the former group of troublemakers known as S.H.I.T (from previous Once Upon A Time Threads) decided to reassamble in their war-torn abandoned ice-cream shop.  Since only 6 of the former 300 remained, they decided to hold a convention in order to solve their member problem.  The president of the group came forward and said...
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 19, 2003 12:06 AM

Is this thing on?
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted April 19, 2003 12:16 AM

"Uh, yes it is sir.  You may go ahead and speak.", Said the treasurer.  
Welcome one and all to the S.H.I.T. Convention.  I would like to start off by complementing Steve on the wonderful job he did on puting togethr tonight's feast.  Now to the reason we are all here...
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 19, 2003 05:27 AM

...we are here because of something that is happening outside. It fears that the government is hiring gargantuan behemoths to use as crime trackers rather than dogs or police officers to track down evil organisations like ours. So here is the plan on how we can counter these monstrosities...
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nasty
nasty


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castor nebun si orb pe cinste
posted April 19, 2003 11:54 PM

We set up a team of warriors to kill them all...they are all assasins...they are 4:The Drunk Beaver(the best swordsman),The BLind Squirel(The best RAnged unit),The mad
one legged Guard Dog(Very fast and very dangerous)....and Killer Rabbit(We are not sure why we pick him..but i dreamt of him last night...his ability is to sleep all day..and fart in sleep)....so these brave heroes went in a quest to...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 20, 2003 12:15 AM

RMS style :)

eat some cheese.
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nasty
nasty


Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
posted April 20, 2003 12:24 AM

After eating some cheese and drinking some ale they accidentally killed Killer Rabbit...so they ran away...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.

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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted April 20, 2003 12:29 AM

...to eat some more cheese...
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 20, 2003 06:03 AM

... and after they ate some more cheese they became very drunk from it, for it was wine cheese.
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 22, 2003 04:21 PM

So, while drunk, they decided to eat even MORE cheese!
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted April 22, 2003 04:33 PM

Having eaten too much cheese,they were already getting sick of it...
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 22, 2003 04:40 PM

So they started stagering around and throwing up from the cheese.
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted April 22, 2003 09:12 PM

...and they all curled up on the gorund after finding out that they had food poisoning...
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 22, 2003 09:20 PM

And then one of them shouted:

"A doctor! Some nerd's kingdom for a doctor!"
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