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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 ... 88 89 90 91 92 ... 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted April 01, 2005 10:13 AM

np

im just doing my regular tosses..

btw 1 april joke is cool lmao valeriy sold our community to McTossers

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SirNicolas
SirNicolas


Adventuring Hero
posted April 01, 2005 04:34 PM

Hello,
Sorry for the off-topic.
I've got this reuter modem and can't launch a game in zone.  I need smbd's help- step by step explanation how to fix the problem. Please help.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted April 01, 2005 07:37 PM

Quote:
I've got this reuter modem and can't launch a game in zone.  I need smbd's help- step by step explanation how to fix the problem. Please help.
Hahaha! Good April Fool's joke, SirNicolas!

Everyone knows that assistance of this nature is found in the Library of Engorgement, so you tried to pull a fast-one on us & pretend that you don't know where to find the answer...or even know how to play on the ZONE.

Hahaha! Good one!
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SirNicolas
SirNicolas


Adventuring Hero
posted April 02, 2005 07:00 AM

it hasn't been a joke,
I fixed the problem.
thanks anyway.
my first game on-line - 4 guys, I won!!!

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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
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who will never walk alone
posted April 02, 2005 07:30 PM

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Sorry hamsi, but were you trying to make a point there? I might have missed it in between all of the "double-entendres" & "inside-jokes"...


No he wasn't trying to make a point there. Therefore, I believe, it is physically impossible for you to miss a point that has not been made.

The owner of this tavern makes no points but only tosses. So there !!!

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but I think that you misunderstood the point of my previous Post. I was not creating a new menu that MUST be adopted in the Tossers Tavern, the menu items that were presented in my last Post were SUGGESTIONS and pure innocent FUN!


Could it be possible that the tosser tavern owner "might have missed it in between all of the "double-entendres" & "inside-jokes"?

Quote:
- You can still write the menu


The menu is already written. The act of "writing of the menu" is not progressive.

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- Stiven can still sell drinks as the bartender


SS does not sell the drinks as the bartender, he serves drinks as the bartender.

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- Customers like pan, mad, etc... can still come here; drink, and search for tossits**


Thank you for the allowance

Quote:
- Tossits can still be tossed, tossed some more, and tossed to death...


Bring them on !!!

Quote:
Sauvage, mais bien sure!


hade len ordan yavțak
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted April 03, 2005 03:08 AM

Quote:
Quote:
- Stiven can still sell drinks as the bartender


SS does not sell the drinks as the bartender, he serves drinks as the bartender.


hell no, i sell em drinks alright.

heck i would sell your mama if the money was right


oh and btw,
Quote:

my first game on-line - 4 guys, I won!!!


if you wanna compete who does most guys online your opponents would be spasmo and RSF not this tavern

There is a meaning why this thread is called tossers tavern and not "gayness for dummies"

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted April 03, 2005 02:17 PM

Maybe they could make a Gayness for Dummies Tavern.........

Oh wait, the last time we encouraged people to make up their own Tavern we caused alot of trouble eh?
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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted April 03, 2005 02:30 PM

Well Stiven if you were ever involved in any kind of gayness it could only be 'Gayness for Dummies'.
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tigris
tigris


Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
posted April 05, 2005 04:57 PM

hehe, only 15 more posts and this will finally reach no 1.That Irak thread's been there too long ..This is in a way quite normal: drinking will always be one of man's daily preocupations, Irak won't

Go tossers go!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted April 09, 2005 05:07 AM

am just checking in again...

though this time it was mostly crap to be seen.

Seems like most of the threads here nowadays are just here because the tavern would be empty if all crap were sent too wastelands

the game leo is leading excluded, and the threads with svarog participation. IMO svarogs regular postings is usually the only reason tavern are worth checking for good entries.

So this weekends free beer goes to him, if we can get him past the donkey statue (was the best resemblance to our former bouncer aculias we could find) without him start doing some kinky stuff


oh saw i got a vote in the extremely active new award thingy btw, i got voted best whiner by consis. Now isnt that a honor. Dunno whats most comical though, the fact that he obviously has no clue about the double standards againt him that led him to think of me as a whiner more recently or just that he is kinda... consis

Well they say any publicity is good publicity, lets cheer to that

Sorry if i seem a bit off tonight, but the girl ive spent the last 2-3 weeks is traveling 1400kilometres north tomorrow going back to studies... atleast we had a pleasant evening a few hours ago hehe, Blond cutie with a great body and D-cups so dont expect me writing or reading any gayness books soon spasmo

Good side is that now im more avalible again and a friend has told me a hot blonde bartender asked about me as they work at the same place. Might pay that place a visit tomorrow.. weŽll see

laters.

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted April 11, 2005 02:02 PM

Stiven cant Newcastle have one game without bashing their own players? :-p

Come here my friend and have a drink!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted April 11, 2005 05:01 PM

haha i just saw one of the funniest threads around here and all this time ive missed it.

Look in the "lets have war OOC" thread.

first 6-7 pages are hilarious lol.. go mvass

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted April 12, 2005 04:17 AM

haha

someone has rated this thread "to delete"..

toss me baby


and off course ill have a beer with you DS, tell me about your latest girlproblems.. they are always interesting

and no spasmo, we dont wanna hear about your gay problems.. go write em in that book of yours

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted April 12, 2005 07:21 AM

Nah its back to funy now!

besides this thread cant go until it it the most posted in thread!

hehe, Stiven i'll tel ya all about it on the net one day, too much info for all the other people that post here

Pan! Get ova here and drink
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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted April 13, 2005 05:06 PM

I could not help but notice that more than half of this this tosserslayer's post do include or simply consist of the phrase "have a drink".

I wonder why :S
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted April 14, 2005 08:13 PM

his a thirsty little bastard

One hour until kick off against sporting... we shall win

btw juve sucks.

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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted April 15, 2005 06:52 PM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 15 Apr 2005

Hey Sir_Stiven, do you mind if I do a Member Spotlight of you?...I swear I'll be good!

And if I do it well, can I get a free 'tossbeer'? And maybe a 'tossburger' too?!
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Jebus
Jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted April 15, 2005 06:54 PM

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Hey Sir_Stiven, do you mind if I do a Member Spotlight of you?...I swear I'll be good!




So when do you actually work??

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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted April 15, 2005 06:59 PM

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So when do you actually work??

I wrote that while I was on my 15 minute break, Jebus. You see, it doesn't take us all 1 hour to write a simple-little Post like you!

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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted April 15, 2005 08:36 PM
Edited By: Jebus on 15 Apr 2005

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I wrote that while I was on my 15 minute break, Jebus. You see, it doesn't take us all 1 hour to write a simple-little Post like you!



I would be carefull...  you wouldn't want me to report this site to IT and have them block it!  HC members would see how little time you have to post after your "getting paid to post" train leaves the station.

(and remember, I was in High school with you and know how long it takes you to write by hand, so I can very well imagine how long it takes you to post, especially with all your little "underlines" and bolds, and smiley's...  you can lie to these folks all you want, but you can't pull that with me! I sit next to you)


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