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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted May 05, 2005 06:06 PM |
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tsk tsk..
Try to be funny again when im in my good generous mood and youll have the beer all over you 
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adnama
Adventuring Hero
the one & only mad sorcerers
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posted May 06, 2005 04:23 PM |
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what kind of beer?
if it is duff fine! but i kinda whont largger or strong bow? god this is getting bad when i close my eyes i can still see the HC page in frount of me i've posted that much this week! i relly need drink...........! any one whont to join me i'll pay, thats if the moths don't get me. .............you should see the size of them......
they are taking over the place!...........one of them has bitten some ones head off........I'll let them out the window!........thats better thire all gone now!.................................I 'am not going to open my purse againe......it is toooo dagerouse!!!!
arhhhhhhh drink thats better! i'll go sit in the corner and get bladerd!!!.................hic..........hic!
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(cart spell DYSLEXIC)A Smille wont kill u. But I might Go ahead smille!
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted May 06, 2005 05:22 PM |
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Ok, well, if Amanda is paying for the beer, then I'll have one to celebrate the crowning of Tossers Tavern as the most popular Thread in HC...
But if I end up getting as wacky as her and start seeing moths flying around the place...then throw me out or bring me to the hospital!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted May 06, 2005 05:28 PM |
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may i...
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if it is duff fine! but i kinda whont largger or strong bow? god this is getting bad when i close my eyes i can still see the HC page in frount of me i've posted that much this week! i relly need drink...........! any one whont to join me i'll pay, thats if the moths don't get me. .............you should see the size of them......
they are taking over the place!...........one of them has bitten some ones head off........I'll let them out the window!........thats better thire all gone now!.................................I 'am not going to open my purse againe......it is toooo dagerouse!!!!
arhhhhhhh drink thats better! i'll go sit in the corner and get bladerd!!!.................hic..........hic!
May i see some ID please
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Fiend_Master
Hired Hero
Master of Hellish Chaos
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posted May 06, 2005 05:59 PM |
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U know, once I drunk a beer which tasted like a cheeseburger...... and once I drunk a beer which tasted like diezel..... :-(
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Death is my servant,
it paces with haste,
it cares not for your age,
for your sex, for your race.
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Conan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted May 06, 2005 07:00 PM |
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Edited By: Conan on 6 May 2005
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you drunk a beer eh?? did you try to hit on the bottle aswell? Man, I wouldn't want to get a beer drunk and find out it tastes like cheese! LOL
Is that what happens when you don't succeed with women? LOL
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 06, 2005 07:02 PM |
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you drunk a beer eh?? did you try to hit on the bottle aswell?
Is that what happens when you don't succeed with women? LOL
2 words
cousin=girlfriend....
thanks.
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"You went over my helmet??"
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Conan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted May 06, 2005 07:09 PM |
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that joke is getting old.
at least I don't need to get her drunk to sleep with me... and she doesn't taste like cheese! LOL
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 06, 2005 07:16 PM |
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at least I don't need to get her drunk to sleep with me... and she doesn't taste like cheese! LOL
Hey man!! I like cheese!!
(uh wait..... I get it.... never mind  )
sorry dude.... that joke will live on!!!
(theme from titanic playing in background)
near....
far....
where-eeeeeeeeeever you are........
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"You went over my helmet??"
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Fiend_Master
Hired Hero
Master of Hellish Chaos
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posted May 07, 2005 08:19 AM |
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you drunk a beer eh?? did you try to hit on the bottle aswell? Man, I wouldn't want to get a beer drunk and find out it tastes like cheese! LOL
Is that what happens when you don't succeed with women? LOL
A beer is a beer, eh?
And about the women:
after that beer i "succeeded" with a military girl, and believe me: those are hard to get.
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Death is my servant,
it paces with haste,
it cares not for your age,
for your sex, for your race.
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted May 07, 2005 10:17 AM |
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at last...
WE ARE NUMBER 1 ON THIS COMMUNITY , tosserssss....
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted May 10, 2005 04:51 PM |
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yeah, lets all play "knock the aculias" and celebrate 
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adnama
Adventuring Hero
the one & only mad sorcerers
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posted May 13, 2005 01:03 PM |
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Edited By: adnama on 13 May 2005
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why?
May i see some ID please
i don't have any and if i did have an id i wouldent know how ot show you it!...stupid scaner it whont tell me how to work it....meanie!!!
I will be 21 in july so it is legal for me to drink pritty much any ware but not nessarely a good idear coze i get alittel silly! i know my limatations and i dont drink very much! i dont need alcihol too be silly i can maneg just fine on my own
you know allways get asked to show id even when i am getting ny mum sume siggerets!there is no way i look under 16!!!
cheese flaverd beer?! thats weard! now if it was strwberry flaver i might have to get me sume! but it will probbly never happen so i will have to stick to cider and alcopops!
its not like i have to pay for them! coze when i go to my grandpas fave pub or is it a club. any when i go to the leggen with him the male members are alway buying me drinks!
do you think they are after sumthing? i hope not! because thet is no way thire getting any thing from me that i am sertion of!
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(cart spell DYSLEXIC)A Smille wont kill u. But I mightGo ahead smille!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted May 16, 2005 11:47 AM |
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Stiven i need a beer, very tired from a looong night out...
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted May 24, 2005 04:27 PM |
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sounds good.
any good stories to tell about it?
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kaytibug
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Love Bug
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posted May 25, 2005 09:11 AM |
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Ok It's Me again the one and, only kaytibug for those that don't remember I'm one of the other women that broke acu heart.. Sorry again.. And, I'm kitten aka mandi's blood sister... Please don't hold that against me LOL...
Here is the thing first stiven I need the hardest drink you can give me cause, I don't feel that i'm drunk enough. LOL
Second of off this is a questions for all the Player's out there by player I mean the men that want a friendship with benefits..
1/ Do you kiss
2/ Do you cuddle
3/ Do you spend the night and, cuddle
4/ Do you spend anytime with them with out having sex involved
And, last but, not least if the girl told you she would wait for you til the day she died for you to be ready for a relationship of more.. All she wanted to know is if that would ever happen cause she doesn't want to fall inlove with someone else. If there is a chance ever in life. Cause she is already in love with you.. Would you tell her the truth or, what she wants to hear just so you can still get the benefits even if she said she could still do that she would just stop the feeling that she has and, will most likely continue to have. I'm sorry if I put this in the wrong place but, I just picked the one place that didn't have to do with the game itself
Thank you kaytibug
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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted May 25, 2005 06:27 PM |
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Less questions, more tossing.
Tossbeer please!
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted May 25, 2005 07:07 PM |
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Hmm, let me see if I understood the question...
You said
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Toss toss, toss toss toss, tossedy toss toss and toss?
Simple answer in my experience is that a guy who wants friendship with benefits wants friendship with benefits.
So if you knew that going in and you still feel in love anyways, you made one heckuvan oops there!
Because when you say to a guy
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Toss toss, toss toss toss, tossedy toss toss and toss?
what they will actually hear is :
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Tie up your Nikes and run for the hills, I've gone needy on you now!
Love is like Hockey, you can't just start a game and then change the rules part way through. (unless you're Wayne Gretzky, but I doubt that applies)
There is a cure for such troubles though, is called Tossquila
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted May 25, 2005 11:43 PM |
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted May 26, 2005 04:07 AM |
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nostalgia
Just read through all posts in our former tavern. Got some great laughs!
Also i got some great ideas...
Amongst others two traditional things that has been forgotten!
First thing is our n00b sign. Just found it again under a beer keg. And someone had written "I has the wet thang dream& wanta marry margaret thatcher" on it 
Guess we never know who wrote it because i now have erased it and have put up the sign again waiting for the next n00b
Second thing.. will kick off in my next post
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