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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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posted May 02, 2019 09:16 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
NoobX said:
I won't impale you on a stake for your tastes, relax.


Good, but what would it take for you to impale someone, then ?

Dammit! I was going to make a joke like that! Although mine would've been dirtier

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Drakon-Deus
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posted May 02, 2019 09:54 PM

Oddball13579 said:

Dammit! I was going to make a joke like that! Although mine would've been dirtier


I was genuinely curious to hear Noobie's reply, since I come from the land that Vlad the Impaler ruled over. But you can still make a joke out of if you want to.

I like the way this thread is developing, by the way.

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 02, 2019 11:11 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
NoobX said:
I won't impale you on a stake for your tastes, relax.


Good, but what would it take for you to impale someone, then ?

Certain criteria must be met.  I haven't really elaborated on it, but the rule is generally simple.  You cross me, and I'd stick you like a shashlik.  You do me any wrong and I'd put you on a stake.  
In other words, be a decent person or get skewered.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 02, 2019 11:17 PM

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention - I got married last night... to a bottle of rakija!  She's a fiery one, but is also very understanding and she's one hell of a party girl.  I couldn't have asked for a better wife  I love her!
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Oddball13579
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posted May 03, 2019 01:40 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 01:41, 03 May 2019.

NoobX said:
Drakon-Deus said:
NoobX said:
I won't impale you on a stake for your tastes, relax.


Good, but what would it take for you to impale someone, then ?

Certain criteria must be met.  I haven't really elaborated on it, but the rule is generally simple.  You cross me, and I'd stick you like a shashlik.  You do me any wrong and I'd put you on a stake.  
In other words, be a decent person or get skewered.

And what does it take to be impaled by something more.....meatier??

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 03, 2019 10:16 AM

Don't get your hopes up, I don't swing that way.
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Elvin
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posted May 03, 2019 10:21 AM

NoobX said:
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention - I got married last night... to a bottle of rakija!  She's a fiery one, but is also very understanding and she's one hell of a party girl.  I couldn't have asked for a better wife  I love her!

This is a union that cannot last I doubt there are refills do overs there so make the best out of your time together
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Drakon-Deus
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posted May 03, 2019 12:39 PM

@ Noobie

Thanks for the explanation. And congratulations, I hope you and rakija live happily ever after.

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Neraus
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posted May 03, 2019 12:59 PM

Weekly update.

I'm bad at predictions apparently, at least when it comes to finding people. So I'll have to wait, again, for next week to have some progress. But that's life.
The hitter is busy with exams, and she's in the humanities, so I don't feel bad for not helping her, I couldn't anyway, so we just met for a coffee yesterday and just talked a bit about our respective vacations. Apparently she was pretty appreciated in Spain, too bad most of them ended up with broken legs.

Turns out shy girl is lazy, she decided to just stay home since Tuesday, she even asked me to sign her presence just to avoid going to classes.

And lastly, a... pretty unkempt gal decided to accompany me home, she has some wierd interests, but she overall talked about interesting things, turns out I'm not the only one appreciating niche musical genres. The only strange thing is that I basically had to shove her out of the main door. She also seemed to be from around here, as she didn't have problems finding the way, so... nice?
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Elvin
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posted May 03, 2019 01:30 PM

Neraus said:
The hitter is busy with exams, and she's in the humanities, so I don't feel bad for not helping her

..What?

Neraus said:
Apparently she was pretty appreciated in Spain, too bad most of them ended up with broken legs.

..Who? Her fans? Appreciated for..?

Neraus said:
And lastly, a... pretty unkempt gal decided to accompany me home [...]. The only strange thing is that I basically had to shove her out of the main door.

...What? She couldn't fit through or did she feel like holding her ground Potentially the original stalker or a new challenger? The plot thickens some more.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 03, 2019 02:11 PM

The plot is so thicc right now that it cannot even fit on my screen.
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Blizzardboy
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posted May 03, 2019 03:03 PM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 15:21, 03 May 2019.

NoobX said:
This is very disturbing actually.  I am only now able to see how brainwashed the people of USA really are.  If you think that you are shipping off your soldiers into countries led by dictators for your own safety, then you really have a problem.  You are turning every place you visit into a hellhole.  They weren't utopias, but they were surely better off without your interference.  
No amount of sarcasm will help you clear the stain you made.

Thank you for your service.


Strawman. Yay! I missed the part where I said any of these things, but cool story bro.

Italian corruption is a result of Italian politicians and - if we're going to be honest instead of scapegoating the blame on a small handful - the mass of people willing to elect them. Capitalism isn't even an American idea or invention. It isn't anybody's idea, really, since it developed organically and without much conscious effort. But if it belongs to anybody, then it's a European idea.

And I disagree that places where the American military have been are always worse off. The Balkans, for example
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Neraus
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posted May 03, 2019 04:02 PM

Americano vattene via, questa è una discussione di amore e di donne.

No but seriously, I already clarified myself so I don't need to say more.

Btw, I fully support the annexation of Texas and California to Mexico, too bad the Mexicans were too weak and fearful to join the Central Powers in WW1.
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Ghost
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posted May 03, 2019 04:53 PM

One only Neraeus spaceship could arrive in the future. Their thoughts are the same as Neraus, they command the world. And USA gives Cal and Texas to Mexico, and then the Roman empire appear world map. But Nera(e)us is girl behind: She is slave girl speaks on feel to people in the television. When too big in she tells it means Roma. Nera(e)us laughes Deus Vult!
We agree with Neraeusian UFO, because of Israel and USA are erased out.

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Ghost
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posted May 03, 2019 04:55 PM

Link not appected We can't add on image, because of text.

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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 03, 2019 05:45 PM

Blizzardboy said:
Strawman. Yay! I missed the part where I said any of these things, but cool story bro.


Blizzardboy said:
We are so garsh darn busy turning the various utopias of the world into hellholes. It's a full-time job.


Yeah, can't miss that.  Sarcastic, or not, that's one troubling statement.


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And I disagree that places where the American military have been are always worse off. The Balkans, for example


Yeah, it's been nothing but flowers and rainbows here!

FFS, cut the ****.  I can't go through a single day without some crazy nationalist ranting about the USA and NATO and what else.  There are kids born well after the NATO bombings that have been taught to hate the west and are slowly but steadily growing into furious keyboard warriors in service to the Serbian nation.  What you fail to see is that you are taking a very serious topic and turning it into a joke.  Then again, I don't give a damn about that; you can talk however you want.  Fact is - the USA have their hands full of innocent blood.  That innocent blood is being used as an excuse to fuel the hate towards your nation, and aptly so.  
Did Yugoslavia have any chance to pick itself up and reform itself?  I have no idea.  Did the western interference help with stability in the region?  No.  What we have now is a cluster**** of countries, people who hate each other and claim their homes have been taken from them.  Serbia is a democracy on paper, but in reality it is a state run by corrupt politicians and their mafia companions who got their power in the midst of chaos the wars and interventions brought up.  Our current president is turning into a Supreme Leader type.  It doesn't sound like fun, and it isn't, that much I can tell you.  Can't wait till Serbia turns into a dictatorship under him so that there is an excuse to send the bombs our way again
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posted May 03, 2019 07:35 PM


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Oddball13579
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posted May 03, 2019 08:34 PM

Neraus said:
And lastly, a... pretty unkempt gal decided to accompany me home, she has some wierd interests, but she overall talked about interesting things, turns out I'm not the only one appreciating niche musical genres. The only strange thing is that I basically had to shove her out of the main door. She also seemed to be from around here, as she didn't have problems finding the way, so... nice?
Pretty sure you just met your stalker in person there mate.

Also the plot is dummie thicc right now.

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Blizzardboy
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posted May 04, 2019 03:26 PM

@NooX

The only thing I don't take seriously is you.

Here's the thing NoobX: although most people are probably mostly or completely ignorant about the subject, if you took a survey of people who are intimately familiar with the war, how many people outside of Serbia do you honestly think would be sympathetic to your cause? Here's an educated guess: not very many. Because it was a nationalist cause and very few people outside of redneck Serbia actually care about it. So it really doesn't matter how many self-entitled, whiney, mediocre white boys in Serbia think they've been wronged. It isn't going to make Yugoslavia come back and it isn't going to make your argument any more attractive to anybody who doesn't live in Serbia.

Now, American bombings of Serbia might not be popular either, on the principal that bombings are almost never popular (the bombs in Syria recently weren't popular either), but they actually had multi-national support. Even Germany was tentatively supportive and when it comes to military action they're arguably the most phobic population on earth. Where were all the people lining up to support Serbia's glorious war for reunification?
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tSar-Ivor
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posted May 04, 2019 03:40 PM
Edited by tSar-Ivor at 15:54, 04 May 2019.

I'm with Blizz on this, heavy as a full swing sledgehammer. Clinton's embargo on Yugoslavia was a magnificent display of tact, it stopped all the minor client states (Bosnia especially) from gaining their hands on toys to oppose Serbia. If Milosevic wasn't a complete retard with severe deficiencies in statecraft Serbia would've capitalised on the external assistance of America and reunited Yugoslavia and restored order (it was possible, the old geezer proved it for decades that it can be done, and he was beset by far worse problems). You were let down by yourself, your state and your country, and most of all your god forsaken leaders, but you were most certainly not let down by America, they only intervened in 1998 years after Milosevic displayed to the international stage just how incompetent and useless he is (which would be fine really, if he wasn't a blood thirsty little creep).

Really, America has been extremely generous and temperate in dealing with Serbia, I would say a little overtly so. As the global hegemon America's actions were well within its purview.
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