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Nuclear missile < Ion cannon < Rift generator <Large Hadron Collidor

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Oh and @Ash: how can you possibly say that I am "patriotic" and I want to 'impose' my things on others when you want to torture & kill the rapists (in short those that you despise)?

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Sure, killing this evil bastard instead of keeping him alive in prison will have a very negative impact on other humans.

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Hmm depending on which world are you (i heard they are working on a method to move from world to world so it's gonna be less of a problem)? I'm in 45, along with Mvass, Ash, Celfious and Shadowcaster, and our nations are (in that order):

Skama (me)
Mvassland
Drathir (Ash)
The Animals (Celf)
Shiny Nickels (Shadowcaster)

you can try to look at them if you're interested

Baklava and Darkshadow and Joonas I heard are in other worlds tho ><

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Just gonna take a quick poll.
IN NS2 did anyone else make their citizen moniker something like Imbecile (Mine) or moron etc.?

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"Ninja crimewave strikes Aurile!"

Four figures dressed as ninjas wielding katana blades are robbing people at sword point. Aurile's shout! interviews the public.

  1. "Ack! You're not a ninja are you?" asks cowering citizen Shred R. Kang. "Ninjas scare the crap out of me! We need more police to control this kind of thing."

  2. "Hang on, they're robbing people with swords?" mocks NRA member Doctor Holiday. "I'd like to see them try that against my .44. Citizens need to get themselves some guns for protection, even if that means we have to make more of 'em."

  3. "Fighting them isn't the christian way!" bellows Father Theodore. "Let's spread a little christianity. Nothing like a dose of 'turn the other cheek' with a pinch of fear of hellfire to put criminals in their place."

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"Plague of Irritation"

An outbreak of Severely Irritating Response Syndrome (SIRS) is spreading throughout Mvassland, causing victims to respond to innocent questions with phrases like "Go die in a fire," "Want to buy an hero," and "can has lulz?" Panic stricken citizens are desperate for a government response.

1. "Aargh! The next time my daughter Mariana says, 'OMG' I'm going to drive my car into the ocean," exclaims Lorraine Montgomery. "Increase health care spending so that we can combat this viral menace."

2. "Enough with the government spending," cries Alex Truberg. "The first victim is known to have walked the sand with the crustaceans; it must be a bacterial issue. We need to let the private sector handle this with our own antibiotics industry."
This is the position that your nation is preparing to adopt.

3. "The problem with SIRS is that we don't really know enough about it to fight it properly," cautions Francis Black. "We should pump some money into government research to help us find our way."

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Some of the native tribes of Drathir that exist deep in the jungle have been shrinking the heads of members in opposing tribes for religious reasons. Souvenir collectors showing considerable interest in these artifacts have driven up the prices tenfold provoking many bloody murders to keep up with the demand.

1. "Those... those savages!" exclaims Hiromi Lennox, suburbanite mother of three. "We can't let them kill people so they can turn their heads into... I can't even finish the sentence! How horrid! We've got to ban those ghastly things at once and punish anyone making them!"

2. "They're only doing what they've always done for hundreds of years," argues Smilo Sapolsky, an anthropology post-graduate. "It's a way of life for them! We shouldn't be punishing them for taking advantage of a profitable situation, we should be punishing the moronic knick-knack hunters encouraging them. For the sake of these amazing people, we should only allow government officials to contact them so we can preserve their culture."

3. "We can make many shrunken heads for you," says John Smith, a witch doctor, with the help of a translator. "They will make you strong. You give us money and we will give you shrunken heads."

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