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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 09, 2005 06:42 AM bonus applied.
Edited by pandora at 22:02, 06 Nov 2007.

Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth

Much like this thread's mirror counterpart in the Tavern, follow the same rules except answer a question about yourself in a humorous outright lie.

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Pandora
Spectrum
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Iris
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Inactive Players ?
Lion_Leo (aka bum-looker)
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[edit by Pandora] Updated the players list 11/06/08
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Conan
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posted March 09, 2005 05:00 PM
Edited By: Conan on 9 Mar 2005

Update

Ok,

I'll ask the first question:
To TheRealDeal: have you ever stole anything? Ex: shoplifting?
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pandora
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posted March 09, 2005 06:04 PM

[modhat] I updated the list in the original post, and deleted the "I wanna play" posts now that the members are added. TA, if you can keep updating the list as players come in, I'll try to keep the thread clean - deal? I'll delete this post too once we get going![/modhat]
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Khaelo
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posted March 10, 2005 12:38 AM

Player coming in.    What are the time limits for games like this, anyway?  I've never played one before.
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Lion_Leo
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posted March 10, 2005 01:43 AM

Keeping in the spirit of "everything is the opposite of the truth", I would like to sign up for this Thread using my alter-egotistical-identity. (Whatever that means!)

P.S. Conan, I will answer your "real" Tell the Truth question tonight! Well, not "me", but the other me...who is not "this" me, but the "me" that is the opposite of "this" me, ok? Got it? GOOD!
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pandora
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posted March 10, 2005 02:45 AM

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Player coming in.    What are the time limits for games like this, anyway?  I've never played one before.


There's not usually a set time limit, ideally the question would be answered (falsely ) in a day or two but generally people are pretty understanding.

Usually if a person takes too long, the asker will post a new question to someone else.

If for whatever reason you can't reply immediately, I think the best etiquette would be to make a quick reply that you may be a bit, and I'm sure no one would be too upset
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TheRealDeal
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posted March 10, 2005 05:00 PM

And here he is..

Heyah!

Yeah i steal all the time.. Wallots, hamsters... bandwith, whatever i can get my greedy little hands on. Once i even stole a tank and killed 392 Gerbals.. Damn that would be bering..

Next question is to: First Taker

Have you ever mated with a thing that has more than 3 arms?
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posted March 10, 2005 05:07 PM
Edited By: Asmodean on 10 Mar 2005

Well I'm sure you don't want to hear about my exploits with the cute Siamese twins that lived down the street from me

Let's just say, Timmy was gay, Tommy was straight and they were joined at the ass!

Edit: Next question to Pandora - Is it true during a rare beer drought that you offered to sell one of your children to the beer company?
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posted March 10, 2005 05:59 PM
Edited By: pandora on 10 Mar 2005

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Is it true during a rare beer drought that you offered to sell one of your children to the beer company?



First of all, I'd like to know who told you that?! I never offered to sell one of my children, that's absolutely disgusting, and I am totally offended.

Here's what happened:

One night my, the hubby and some buddies were watching a hockey game and enjoying some suds. (as Canadians are known to do) It was a great night, the beer was flowing as well as the conversation, and a great time was being had by all.

Then it happened.

The beer ran out.

So the first thing we did was try to get enough money together for more beers, once that was accomplished we tried to designate the "Go getter". But it was the third period and a tied game! Nobody wanted to go.

Tensions started to mount, and the mood in the house darkened. What to do, what to do...we decided to wait until after the game - but wouldn't you guess it? Triple Overtime! By the time the game ended the beer vendor was closed, and if you've never seen a pack of Canadians that have gone that long without a beer - well I just pray for your sake you never ever do.

So we called the beer company, knowing that there would be guys there all night. But luck wasn't going our way at all, they said money alone wouldn't cut it, we would have to sweeten the deal. So we offered our friend Jill, a virgin as an addition to the deal. The guy came by with the beer, and he was just putrid - I mean, the odour that was coming off him wilted every flower in my home. He had hair growing out of places that I didn't even know it could grow. I watched as Jill's lower lip started to tremble, and I knew I just couldn't let that be her first time.

So I did what anyone in my place would do - I offered to loan my boy to them for some free labour. I never sold him. I just let them put him to work for the next twelve hours stocking beer cases and stuff. I must say I was never prouder, at three years old he could really, really heft a case!

It was only supposed to be 8 hours, but we all slept in *woops!*  Anyways, that's how it really went down!

Question to the bum-looker:
Have you ever engaged in relations with any sort of insect?

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Lion_Leo
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posted March 10, 2005 06:58 PM
Edited By: Lion_Leo on 10 Mar 2005

I'm supposed to lie here, right?

So...NO, I have never engaged in relations with insects!

If you must know the "Thruth", I have had a life-long affair with all different kinds of critters. If I were to count the amount of mosquitoes, horse-flies, black-flies, and spiders that have feasted on my blood for sustenance, then it would seem like I am the insect equivalent of a raggedy 'ol Amsterdam prostitute. And that's not even counting the multitude of creepy-crawlies that have found their way into my mouth!

If i were to have engaged in relations with people at the same degree that I have done so with insects, then I would surely be divorced, have AIDS, and have an itch that I simply can't scratch!
+++My question is for tigris:

When you were in the military, did you ever get initiated to do something really gross?! If it involves anything to do with butts, asses, or poo...Please describe in specific details as Pandora has an anal fixation that drives her into a "wild-woman frenzy" if not satisfied.

MAJOR BURN!
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Trogdor
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posted March 12, 2005 12:54 PM

At the moment I am typing this while having a Uzi pointed at my temples. I must hand them the dosh or my brains will be splattered all over the screen.
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Lion_Leo
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posted March 13, 2005 12:10 AM

IM sent to tigris...I'll give him until Sunday night.
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tigris
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posted March 13, 2005 08:08 PM
Edited By: tigris on 14 Mar 2005

Quote:
+++My question is for tigris:

When you were in the military, did you ever get initiated to do something really gross?! If it involves anything to do with butts, asses, or poo...Please describe in specific details as Pandora has an anal fixation that drives her into a "wild-woman frenzy" if not satisfied.

MAJOR BURN!


I'm still in the military Leo!

You guys must all be aware that the military is the last place on earth where groce things happen!
You all knew that, right?

So in the civilized and polite atmosphere that reigns throughout the military sistem words like poo, asses or butt are regarded as taboo

to say the least we don't even see each other's butts, nor do we pride in our "dimensions" while showering!

We do not have a weekly farting contest as rumoured!
I repeat we do not have a weekly farting contest, understood?
@edit:
My question comes back at ya Leo:

Have u ever had sexual intercourse in other way than the normal?



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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 14, 2005 09:00 AM

Tigris, the main idea is to ask a question about a member
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Lion_Leo
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posted March 14, 2005 08:14 PM
Edited By: Lion_Leo on 14 Mar 2005

Quote:
My question comes back at ya Leo:

Have u ever had sexual intercourse in other way than the normal?
Well, if you consider getting oral-pleasure in the backseat of a van, while my dad & cousin are in the front seat, normal...OR find getting freaky in the bathroom of a nightclub as ho-hum...OR consider making babies in a hotel bed while 4 other people are sleeping in the same room as every-day-life...then NO, I have never had sex in any other way than normal!

As a matter of fact, I live my life according to the Bible...which states that any ejaculation that is "not for the purpose of reproduction" is a sin! Shame on you, Svarog...I read your signature and your Thread. Repent you shameful SINNER!!!
+++My question is for Khaelo:

Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone over a lover? If so, was it due to a jealous rage, a viscious cycle of abuse, or some sort of substance influence?
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pandora
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posted March 14, 2005 08:34 PM

Pardon the interruption

In the Tell the truth thread there is a rule not to ask a question back to the same person who just asked you - can we add that rule here too?
I think its a good one to keep everyone participating
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Lion_Leo
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posted March 14, 2005 09:41 PM

Pandora just told the Truth, the real Truth, and nothing but the Truth! I must punish her...

*runs up to her from behind and pulls down her pants*

*steps back, points, & laughs*...as Pandora stands there with her granny-underpants blowing in the wind*
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Khaelo
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posted March 14, 2005 10:07 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Khaelo on 14 Mar 2005

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Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone over a lover? If so, was it due to a jealous rage, a viscious cycle of abuse, or some sort of substance influence?

Needless to say, the substances flow free and fast around here, so fights involving influence are pretty mundane.  I mean really, they’re not even worth mentioning, they’re so common.  There was this one fight involving a jealous rage.  It wasn’t really...well, okay, let me explain.  

It started when my roommate Ray vacuumed the living room rug.  This wasn’t all that odd unto itself.  Ray vacuums the rug a lot.  It’s because of the “special” dust that ends up on our floor.  Anyway, unbeknownst to Ray or me, on this particular day, my lucky dangly hula-dancer earrings were on the floor.  These weren’t just any of my many valuable accessories – these were the earrings that my beloved grandfather gave me just before he died in that horrible accident involving cream cheese, a chandelier, and a goat (because all horrible accidents involve a goat).  So, of course, that evening, when I went to look for my favorite earrings, they were gone!  Ray and I searched the apartment top to bottom looking for them, but they were nowhere to be found.  I got mad and stomped around a bit, kicked the cat, threw some flatware, that kind of thing, but finally had to wear the earrings with the little caged crickets instead (they actually chirp!).

The usual crew started showing up right on time.  Actually, they were a bit early, but who can blame them?  We have really good substances around here.  My boyfriend Paul came by with more substances and everything was going good.  That’s when I spotted Tory.  She’s kinda new and I don’t know her all that well.  There are stories, though.  She doesn’t believe in much clothing, and she’s not really into monogamy, either.  She’s got a particular beef with other people’s monogamy.  So, I’m just sitting there watching her flirt up Ray’s girlfriend when I notice that she’s wearing hula dancer earrings!  Those little dancers were wantonly swinging from her earlobes, shaking their plastic booties, swaying their Easter grass skirts, and making lewd gestures with their hinged arms.  Obviously, she had gotten them from Paul, who took them from me!  I marched right up to her and punched her in the jaw – I don’t do girly slaps.  Well, she acted all shocked and surprised and stuff, but when I accused her of sleeping with Paul, she started babbling about how totally untrue that was.  You know the saying, “The lady doth protest too much?”  So I punched her again.  Then I pointed out the earrings.  Tory tried to explain, but it turned out that the best explaination she could come up with was that this other guy had brought them back for her from his honeymoon.  The other guy’s new bride was right there, you know, and she wasn’t looking too happy.  But I didn’t believe the story until Ray, who had been delving the contents of the vacuum cleaner bag again, wandered over and showed me that my very own earrings were right there in the dust.  When we compared, it turned out Tory’s hula dancers have blue leis and mine have pink.

So, I apologized to Tory for punching her and switched my earrings back and left her to deal with the angry bride.  I didn’t even have to yell at Paul, so it all turned out well.  That’s my jealous rage fight story.  

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Lion_Leo
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posted March 15, 2005 12:03 AM
Edited By: Lion_Leo on 15 Mar 2005



Oh no...That was so bad I couldn't even finish reading it!

You obviously seem to have misunderstood the whole meaning & purpose of this game Khaelo! Shame on you!

You see, the basic point of this Thread is to say the opposite of what you really mean, so there!

Had you going there for a second I bet, eh!? Hahaha!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 15, 2005 06:54 AM
Edited By: TitaniumAlloy on 15 Mar 2005

Leo! The main idea is not to tell the opposite of the truth. It is to not tell the truth, tell the false truth, or tell nothing of the truth, in response to your question! You poor confused boy

Also, yeah Pandora I think that's a good rule too.
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