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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted May 13, 2019 02:27 PM

Am pretty sure he(?)'s not me at least. Fred or Oddball, too coherent for Ghost
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 13, 2019 03:44 PM

Just qp the man
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 13, 2019 03:44 PM

You think i'm that eloquent? Should i be flattered?

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 13, 2019 03:46 PM

Elvin said:
Just qp the man


See? Told you.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted May 13, 2019 05:32 PM

The_Polyglot said:
Am pretty sure he(?)'s not me at least. Fred or Oddball, too coherent for Ghost
Bold of you to assume that my vocabulary is that rich and that I have the time to sit there and write out a post that sounds like I'm from the medieval times.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 13, 2019 08:04 PM

I mean, they do call you oddball...
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted May 13, 2019 08:11 PM

The_Polyglot said:
Am pretty sure he's not me at least. Fred or Oddball, too coherent for Ghost


Dear friend,

You are terribly mistaken. I have never done anything to conceal my true identity for I have nothing to hide. On the contrary, I wish to expose my cheerful personality to this wonderful community, which I've grown to cherish and love as I would my wife and children someday. And yet wherever I may decide to set foot, I am greeted with nothing but cold taunting smirks, as if I were the village idiot who had just bursted into the chieftain's home, buck naked, and had sung some very inappropriate verses about his wife. Some people, like you, sir, have taken this disrespectful attitude to the next level and have openly voiced doubts about the credibility of my claims and the sincerity of yours truly, taking this... this farce even as far as gambling on baseless rumours about my identity. Alright, I shall reveal my great "secret":.........................................
There is none! I've been honest with you since the beggining, I am, though a famous and handsome Count, but a simple "n00b"! That is why I wish for you to stop with this meaningless speculation and to accept me as one of your own at once!

Sincerely,
His Lordship, the Count
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
My Pattern Emerges
posted May 13, 2019 08:27 PM

Oh, come on, I should've known better, the Count is obviously Val.
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Stevie
Stevie


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 13, 2019 09:00 PM

CountBezuhoff said:
There is none! I've been honest with you since the beggining, I am, though a famous and handsome Count, but a simple "n00b"! That is why I wish for you to stop with this meaningless speculation and to accept me as one of your own at once!


Thou art a courageous and accomplished man to not tremble at the scorn of such disdainful community. Thou hast my heartfelt respect and appreciation. I bid thee a warm welcome, dear sir, but be wary - not everyone around is as jolly and gracious as thou hast in likeliness seen already. Nay, fear not, but tread lightly nonetheless, it is the advice I muster to tell with caution, for I as well find myself in the same clutches. This fate of ours has intertwined in a good hour, may we smile together along the just.

Yours truly,
Stevie.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 13, 2019 11:00 PM

Quote:
I as well find myself in the same clutches

To be fair, it took me years to be able to tell you apart from Noobie and City.
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fred79
fred79


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posted May 14, 2019 12:19 AM

Stevie said:
CountBezuhoff said:
There is none! I've been honest with you since the beggining, I am, though a famous and handsome Count, but a simple "n00b"! That is why I wish for you to stop with this meaningless speculation and to accept me as one of your own at once!


Thou art a courageous and accomplished man to not tremble at the scorn of such disdainful community. Thou hast my heartfelt respect and appreciation. I bid thee a warm welcome, dear sir, but be wary - not everyone around is as jolly and gracious as thou hast in likeliness seen already. Nay, fear not, but tread lightly nonetheless, it is the advice I muster to tell with caution, for I as well find myself in the same clutches. This fate of ours has intertwined in a good hour, may we smile together along the just.

Yours truly,
Stevie.


Yeah, what stevie said. Multiple accounts break up the monotony anyway.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 14, 2019 12:46 AM

Welcome to HC, CountBezuhoff,

We are happy that you share your enthusiasm with us. Please be sure to read through our Code of Conduct -that you can find in the FAQ, especially the part about the use of asterisks concerning vulgar words.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted May 14, 2019 12:48 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 01:09, 14 May 2019.

Geny said:
I mean, they do call you oddball...
You got me there. But there are still people who think I am Fred.

NoobX said:
Oh, come on, I should've known better, the Count is obviously Val.
The Creator graces us with his presence! If that's true it's like watching a father trying to fit in with his kid and his friends. Trying to be hip. Lol


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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted May 15, 2019 03:23 AM

Stevie said:


Thou art a courageous and accomplished man to not tremble at the scorn of such disdainful community. Thou hast my heartfelt respect and appreciation. I bid thee a warm welcome, dear sir, but be wary - not everyone around is as jolly and gracious as thou hast in likeliness seen already. Nay, fear not, but tread lightly nonetheless, it is the advice I muster to tell with caution, for I as well find myself in the same clutches. This fate of ours has intertwined in a good hour, may we smile together along the just.

Yours truly,
Stevie.


Hath my vision fooled me? Such valor and tenderness begotten in such a mephitic cesspit of treachery and foulness?! Had I not felt my mother's boundless grace and care upon me throughout my infancy, when inquired about the greatest kindness done unto myself, I would, without incertitude, proclaim thy benign response as such. I praise thee, noble sir Steven, for thou enkindlest great joy in my grieving soul through thine admirable insight and generous counsel. Truly, Destiny holdeth us in immense favour to have crossed our paths in this forsaken place!

Knowest that thine advice shall not be forgotten, nor thine assistance remain unrewarded!

Alas, I am to bid you farewell, but despair not, for I am certain we shall unite anon.

Yours sincerely,
The Count

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted May 15, 2019 03:28 AM

CountBezuhoff said:
Stevie said:


Thou art a courageous and accomplished man to not tremble at the scorn of such disdainful community. Thou hast my heartfelt respect and appreciation. I bid thee a warm welcome, dear sir, but be wary - not everyone around is as jolly and gracious as thou hast in likeliness seen already. Nay, fear not, but tread lightly nonetheless, it is the advice I muster to tell with caution, for I as well find myself in the same clutches. This fate of ours has intertwined in a good hour, may we smile together along the just.

Yours truly,
Stevie.


Hath my vision fooled me? Such valor and tenderness begotten in such a mephitic cesspit of treachery and foulness?! Had I not felt my mother's boundless grace and care upon me throughout my infancy, when inquired about the greatest kindness done unto myself, I would, without incertitude, proclaim thy benign response as such. I praise thee, noble sir Steven, for thou enkindlest great joy in my grieving soul through thine admirable insight and generous counsel. Truly, Destiny holdeth us in immense favour to have crossed our paths in this forsaken place!

Knowest that thine advice shall not be forgotten, nor thine assistance remain unrewarded!

Alas, I am to bid you farewell, but despair not, for I am certain we shall unite anon.

Yours sincerely,
The Count


Is this love at first sight?
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 15, 2019 03:50 PM

Wow! Those are epic poetic words!
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Fdgk
Fdgk

Tavern Dweller
posted May 15, 2019 04:25 PM

Hi everyone!

Well, it is somehow awkward to introduce oneself after something so brilliantly eloquent like that:

CountBezuhoff said:
...


...but I am going to do it anyway.

So, my name is (not really) Fdgk and I'm living somewhere between Iceland, Malta, Portugal and Russia, to give you a rough idea.

I started playing Heroes 3 as a child in 1999 at a friend's house and am hooked ever since. I immediately bought my own copy and played it for hours and hours, although I did not really understand it in all its depth until some years later and as a matter of fact am still learning new things about it to this day. I also tried Heroes 1, 2, 4 and 5 but always came back to Heroes 3 after a while.

I played more or less regularly until 2013 but then stopped because of unknown reasons (work and personal life probably). I never uninstalled the game though and it remained on my computer as the only game I still had installed, waiting for me to get back to it.

And finally a few weeks ago I learned about HotA (before I had only heard about WoG which did not really appeal to me), got curious and installed it. Now I am back playing it whenever I have time. At the moment I am playing through the HotA campaigns and am really enjoying it. By the way, I am one of those casual players who just play SP and hotseat.

As for this forum, for years I used to read some of the threads but never got round to registering until yesterday when I finally decided to do so.

That's all, I think.

Regards,
Fdgk

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MathGuyHere
MathGuyHere

Tavern Dweller
Not enough time for this...
posted May 19, 2019 05:12 PM

Hello.
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted May 19, 2019 05:39 PM

Welcome, you two. Enjoy your stay.

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Fdgk
Fdgk

Tavern Dweller
posted May 20, 2019 08:40 PM

Thank you very much!

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