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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 29, 2018 02:33 PM
Edited by Maurice at 14:36, 29 May 2018.

"George, just drive that tank over the hill there."

"Are you sure it's safe, John?"

"Absolutely! Czech hedgehogs will not be invented until the next World War! What could go wrong?"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 29, 2018 04:39 PM

Jackass: The Early Years
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 29, 2018 04:49 PM

Trogdor said:
Jackass: The Early Years


Lol.



"I'll tank you to not question whether i wood need driving lessons or not."


Lol, automatic negative points.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 29, 2018 06:52 PM

'My husband is going to kill me!'
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So you're saying.. the dead are rising from their graves?
Excellent! I need some target practice!

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted May 29, 2018 07:07 PM
Edited by Neraus at 21:28, 29 May 2018.

-Hans! What the hell!?-
-Sorry kamerad, a cute Russian fraulein offered me a drink, how could I say nein?-
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
The highest shadow.
posted May 30, 2018 03:39 AM

This is not jail. You didnt have to try and take down the big one first.
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why it doesbt matter. Just seek the light.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted May 30, 2018 01:31 PM

Put one of those tree huggers in a tank and they become their own worst enemy.
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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted May 30, 2018 02:31 PM

Kinder, hier you can see vat happens ven you take ze regular betrunken English farmer to ze Frankreich front and make him drive a Panzerwagen instead of ze tractor in his home village. Pictures like zis one make ze historians wonder wai zer were ze Central Powers who were kaput at ze end of ze war.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 02, 2018 07:17 PM

Panzer Division Parking Lot.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 07, 2018 06:30 PM

Round 39 rated

Maurice
"George, just drive that tank over the hill there."

"Are you sure it's safe, John?"

"Absolutely! Czech hedgehogs will not be invented until the next World War! What could go wrong?"

Wait, what next war? 4pts

Trogor
Jackass: The Early Years

"Hi, I'm Archduke Franz Ferdinand"
"I'm Gavrilo Princip, and this is Jackass" 3pts

Fredmuffin
"I'll tank you to not question whether i wood need driving lessons or not."

Oy vey, more puns. 3pts

Elvin
'My husband is going to kill me!'

That's sexist. 4pts

Neraus
-Hans! What the hell!?-
-Sorry kamerad, a cute Russian fraulein offered me a drink, how could I say nein?-

Krauts never could handle vodka. 3pts

Celfious
This is not jail. You didnt have to try and take down the big one first.

You shouldn't do that in jail either tbh. 3pts

AlkarRahn
Put one of those tree huggers in a tank and they become their own worst enemy.

They really are idiots. 4pts

Zenofex
Kinder, hier you can see vat happens ven you take ze regular betrunken English farmer to ze Frankreich front and make him drive a Panzerwagen instead of ze tractor in his home village. Pictures like zis one make ze historians wonder wai zer were ze Central Powers who were kaput at ze end of ze war.

The teacher was fired seconds later for exhibiting national pride. 4pts

Galaad
Panzer Division Parking Lot.

Before the invention of a parking brake. 4pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 159
BlizzardSoyBoy - 36
Galaad - 81.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 129
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 148
Elvin - 107.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 58.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 50
Friendofgunnar - 31
Zenofex - 121
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 69
Celfious - 27
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3

Round 40


ratings whenever.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted June 07, 2018 09:54 PM

"Corporal Wilhelm, with regards to your efforts to camouflage that halftrack, I can only say one thing: you're doing it wrong!"

"But captain, wait and see till I dance to Steamboat Willie! They will completely forget about it!"

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted June 08, 2018 05:27 AM
Edited by Elvin at 05:28, 08 Jun 2018.

You there soldier! How many PhDs do you have? Good, good, anything more? Perfect, now go sit up there to see if it balances.
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So you're saying.. the dead are rising from their graves?
Excellent! I need some target practice!

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted June 08, 2018 08:13 AM

The motor sgt had had it with pvt larry's incompetence. So he told larry to stay up there until the wind fixed his accident.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted June 08, 2018 05:00 PM

"Nein Gunther, that is not how you recreate Mad Max!"
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted June 13, 2018 01:41 PM

Late August, 1939*. A rare picture of Waffen-SS Standartenführer Klaus Grosestier looking at the Polish border after being told that the guy who stole his tires hides in a village just after it.

*Date of the picture adjusted after the war to comply with the official version for the start of the German-Polish hostilities.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted June 17, 2018 03:27 PM

The newest line of convertibles to hit the market.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 18, 2018 08:03 PM

Ratings tommorow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 20, 2018 11:16 AM bonus applied by OmegaDestroyer on 06 Aug 2018.

Round 40 rated

Maurice
"Corporal Wilhelm, with regards to your efforts to camouflage that halftrack, I can only say one thing: you're doing it wrong!"

"But captain, wait and see till I dance to Steamboat Willie! They will completely forget about it!"

Corporal was then demoted to chief potato peeler. 3pts

Elvin
You there soldier! How many PhDs do you have? Good, good, anything more? Perfect, now go sit up there to see if it balances.

Go to university they said. Higher education be useful they said. 4pts

Fredmuffin
The motor sgt had had it with pvt larry's incompetence. So he told larry to stay up there until the wind fixed his accident.


Gonna need some hurricane winds there, but then again I believe that's the idea. 4pts

Trogdor
"Nein Gunther, that is not how you recreate Mad Max!"

Zis ist ze disgrace to kraut mastur engineering. 3pts

Zenofex

Late August, 1939*. A rare picture of Waffen-SS Standartenführer Klaus Grosestier looking at the Polish border after being told that the guy who stole his tires hides in a village just after it.

*Date of the picture adjusted after the war to comply with the official version for the start of the German-Polish hostilities.

Good old propaganda. 4pts

AlkarRahn
The newest line of convertibles to hit the market.

Top of the line. literally. Instead of converting the roof, it converts the drivetrain. SUV sales plummet. 4pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 162
BlizzardSoyBoy - 36
Galaad - 81.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 132
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 152
Elvin - 111.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 58.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 50
Friendofgunnar - 31
Zenofex - 125
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 73
Celfious - 27
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3


Thus concludes this season. Thanks all for participating.

NEW SEASON

Round 1


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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 20, 2018 12:06 PM

Yes, after living for so long in the underground, it was time to take all these bottles of piss out!
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He JVC taught us how to use skeletons. -Ghost

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted June 20, 2018 12:09 PM

"Training a 6-pack is for pussies! Just watch us: we train five 6-packs at once!"
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