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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 15, 2010 10:25 AM |
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War-overlord
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted July 15, 2010 11:02 AM |
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Grannie 1:"When is your son coming to pick us up again?"
Grannie 2:"When he gets back from work."
Grannie 1:"What work does he do again?"
Grannie 2:"Who?"
Grannie 1:"Your son."
Grannie 2:"I have a son?"
Grannie 1:"Yes, he would come pick us up when he was done with work."
Grannie 2:"What does he do?"
Grannie 1:"Who?"
Grannie 2:"My son."
Grannie 1:"You have a son?"
Grannie 2:"Yes, he would come pick us up when he was done with work."
Bystander 1 to Bystander 2:"They've been having this conversation for four days now. It goes on and on."
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 15, 2010 05:46 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
alcibiades
Winner.
No. 1, 0, -1,345,234,812,... you know what? You're at Negative Infinity -1 now, pal.
You know, my post was not an entry, just a remark in Blizzardboi's entry.
And you were judged accordingly!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted July 15, 2010 06:39 PM |
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"You know what? I think I peed in my pants...my feet are a bit dampish already  "
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 15, 2010 07:20 PM |
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Granny1: Ten bucks I can reach the white light before you do.
Granny2: You're on! Vroom vroom!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted July 15, 2010 08:00 PM |
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The israeli blockade is finally affecting the Hamas heavy naval forces .
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 16, 2010 09:49 AM |
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Why the North Korean health system is in such dire straits.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted July 16, 2010 09:53 AM |
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Two desant infantry grannies on their way to invade Sealand
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demonking
Hired Hero
Who says demons ain't awesome?
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posted July 16, 2010 01:07 PM |
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kha beleth's lesbian brother 444444444 times removed that is ,ironically miley cyrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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first use your common sence, and if that doesn't work, USE YER IMAGINATION!
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted July 16, 2010 02:50 PM |
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"I'm glad you're here with me at the end of all things burble glug burble"
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Bask in the light of my glorious shining unicorn.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted July 19, 2010 11:32 AM |
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the workers at the retirement home were shortly fired after the scuba trip diaster.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted July 19, 2010 11:55 AM |
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"Mary..are you sure the guide said our ride would be here?"
"Of course I am sure Sherry. We just havn't went far enough yet."
"What?"
"I said we havn't went far enough yet!"
"No, I don't see no Jet either."
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Message received.
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Bombur
Known Hero
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posted July 26, 2010 04:21 PM |
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"This ain't Miami beach!"
"You sure?"
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radar
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Castle/Haven player
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posted July 26, 2010 05:45 PM |
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Dang, our hovercrafts have run out of petrol again. *sinking*
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 30, 2010 10:36 PM |
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Good to be busy personally. Bad for the game. I'll get it updated tonighted.
EDIT: Some really good answers this round.
Omega
"I think I wet my pants"
Subpar at best. 2.67 pts.
lucky_dwarf
"Someone forgot to part the red sea to let the lil' old disabled ladies get across."
They were a bit late to the party. 2 pts.
blizzardboy
"Nursing Home Worker 1: I'm so sick of this damned job. This time, I had to haul those grumpy, crippled old women the whole way to the lake.
Nursing Home Worker 2: Have they gotten any quieter?
Nursing Home Worker 1: You know, now that you mention it, the van ride home was peaceful for once. Not sure why."
Killer. 5 pts.
mvassilev
They wanted to wade for help, but were too tide.
Should have said "too tide up." 2 pts.
alcibiades
You know, my post was not an entry, just a remark in Blizzardboi's entry.
I appreciate your honesty. 15 pts.
Geny
Jesus grannies!
Eh. 1 pt.
War-overlord
Grannie 1:"When is your son coming to pick us up again?"
Grannie 2:"When he gets back from work."
Grannie 1:"What work does he do again?"
Grannie 2:"Who?"
Grannie 1:"Your son."
Grannie 2:"I have a son?"
Grannie 1:"Yes, he would come pick us up when he was done with work."
Grannie 2:"What does he do?"
Grannie 1:"Who?"
Grannie 2:"My son."
Grannie 1:"You have a son?"
Grannie 2:"Yes, he would come pick us up when he was done with work."
Bystander 1 to Bystander 2:"They've been having this conversation for four days now. It goes on and on."
 5 pts.
angelito
"You know what? I think I peed in my pants...my feet are a bit dampish already "
You think like me. I hope you are ashamed of yourself. 3 pts.
Elvin
"Granny1: Ten bucks I can reach the white light before you do.
Granny2: You're on! Vroom vroom!"
Now that's just sick! 5 pts.
Azagal
"The israeli blockade is finally affecting the Hamas heavy naval forces."
Topical. 4 pts.
Trogdor
"Why the North Korean health system is in such dire straits."
I like the link but I don't really understand the analogy. 1 pt.
Eugen_Cosmarul
"Two desant infantry grannies on their way to invade Sealand"
Two crazy ladies trying to get to the craziest place on Earth? Makes sense. 2 pts.
demonking
kha beleth's lesbian brother 444444444 times removed that is ,ironically miley cyrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhh.... 1 pt.
PhoenixReborn
"I'm glad you're here with me at the end of all things burble glug burble"
5 pts.
bixie
"The workers at the retirement home were shortly fired after the scuba trip diaster."
Not surprising. 4 pts.
Mytical
"Mary..are you sure the guide said our ride would be here?"
"Of course I am sure Sherry. We just havn't went far enough yet."
"What?"
"I said we havn't went far enough yet!"
"No, I don't see no Jet either."
Eh. 1 pt.
Bombur
"This ain't Miami beach!"
"You sure?"
Another topical entry. 3 pts.
Radar
"Dang, our hovercrafts have run out of petrol again. *sinking*"
*wah wah sound effect* 4 pts.
A score by any other name...
1) Mvass - 17
2) Elvin - 17
3) Lucky - 14
4) Geny - 14
5) War-Overlord - 13
6) Bixie - 11 + pox on his head.
7) Phoenix - 11
8) Blizzard - 11
9) Lexxan - 9
10) Mytical - 9
11) Trogdor - 8
12) Eugen_Cosmarul - 7
13) Dagoth - 6
14) Fauch - 6
15) Kek - 5
16) Radar - 4
17) Azagal - 4
18) angelito - 3
19) Magma - 3
20) Bombur - 3
21) Vok - 2
22) Joonas - 1
23) William - 1
24) demonking - 1
25) Omega - 28,000,000,002.67
26) alcibiades - (Negative Infinity -1) + 15 = Negative Infinity - 1
Round 6 - Protest!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 31, 2010 06:12 AM |
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The last known picture of activist Rosa Parks B. Anthony, shortly before she was gunned down by the powerful Bad Stuff lobby.
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Eccentric Opinion
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted July 31, 2010 09:15 PM |
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she wanted to say down with censor,but alas was censord.
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types in obscure english
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 31, 2010 09:34 PM |
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"Guys, the baddest stuff on Earth just got badder!"
"Oh **** lady, Snapple is going to sue your ass".
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 31, 2010 09:41 PM |
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Having realized how unfair life is Asheera decided to launch a campaign against the ones responsible. Down with the bad stuff!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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War-overlord
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
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posted July 31, 2010 10:02 PM |
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Little known fact: Disliking the same things creates a greater bond than liking the same things.
Ergo she's gunning for a new man.
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!
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