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Mytical
Mytical


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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
posted July 03, 2010 10:30 AM

Dr. Frankenfurter's first tries at cloning were a little less then successful.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted July 03, 2010 05:04 PM

Bystander 1: Those teeth are rockin'!
Bystander 2: More like, those rocks are teething.
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bixie
bixie


Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
posted July 03, 2010 06:08 PM
Edited by bixie at 11:25, 14 Jul 2010.

wow, I never knew that gimp masks came in granite.

alternatively:

when Zippy from Rainbow was told he could only get a pet rock, the rest of the cast got a nasty shock at what he found.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.

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War-overlord
War-overlord


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Undefeatable Hero
Presidente of Isla del Tropico
posted July 03, 2010 06:54 PM
Edited by War-overlord at 22:08, 03 Jul 2010.

No, honest! My pet rocks ate my homework, teacher. I'm not making this up.
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Vote El Presidente! Or Else!

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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
posted July 03, 2010 08:01 PM
Edited by Keksimaton at 20:02, 03 Jul 2010.

In Soviet Russia rock chips its tooth YOU!
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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
posted July 04, 2010 03:02 AM

Elivis- "Rock and Roll baby"
Rocks- "OH MY GOD ELVIS, WE LOVE YOU <333333333"
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted July 04, 2010 03:05 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 05:04, 04 Jul 2010.



"WASSSSUP!"
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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Fauch
Fauch


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Undefeatable Hero
posted July 04, 2010 04:38 AM

gotta catch 'em all!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 04, 2010 01:50 PM

"You call those free range eggs? I ordered free range eggs, not these atrocities!"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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DagothGares
DagothGares


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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted July 04, 2010 02:07 PM

The world has become a much scarier place, since true pokémon fans grew up and some of the bio-chemists decided they wanted their geodudes.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted July 04, 2010 03:34 PM

The three main Characters in Xerox's Novel.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted July 10, 2010 08:24 PM

First head: Kill him!
Second: Maim him!
Third: Make him work under Omega's boss!
First: Now you're just talking crazy

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eugen_cosmarul
eugen_cosmarul


Famous Hero
hey
posted July 11, 2010 09:30 AM

These rocks ain't gonna lose to paper anytime soon.
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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted July 14, 2010 11:11 AM

Quote:


"WASSSSUP!"


Winner.
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What will happen now?

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted July 14, 2010 03:12 PM

Ugh.  Sorry about the delay.  Been a stressful couple of days with a mess of a case (lying clients SUCK) and making a birthday dinner for my father.  I will have this updated later today.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted July 15, 2010 02:20 AM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 02:25, 15 Jul 2010.

Omega
"Dude, I'm so stoned right now."
Admit it.  I'm that awesome.  28,000,000,000 pts.

Geny
"The Rolling Stones narrowed down the choice for Mick Jagger's future replacement as vocalist and the face of the band to three gifted candidates."
Pretty tough competition.  4 pts.

Mytical
"Dr. Frankenfurter's first tries at cloning were a little less then successful."
Indeed.  1 pt.

mvassilev
"Bystander 1: Those teeth are rockin'!
Bystander 2: More like, those rocks are teething."
They are so cute at that age. ^_^  2 pts.

bixie
"wow, I never knew that gimp masks came in granite."
+5
alternatively:

"when Zippy from Rainbow was told he could only get a pet rock, the rest of the cast got a nasty shock at what he found."
-4 and a pox on your head.
5 - 4 = 1 pt.  

War-overlord
"No, honest! My pet rocks ate my homework, teacher. I'm not making this up."
You ruined it for everyone else with that answer. 5 pts.

Keksimaton
"In Soviet Russia rock chips its tooth YOU!"
Ugh. 1 pt.

lucky_dwarf
Elivis- "Rock and Roll baby"
Rocks- "OH MY GOD ELVIS, WE LOVE YOU <333333333"
Just plain silly.  5 pts.

blizzardboy
"WASSSSUP!"
Nothin'.... honest... 2 pts.

Fauch
gotta catch 'em all!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
 1 pt.

Trogdor
"You call those free range eggs? I ordered free range eggs, not these atrocities!"
You're just a picky eater. 2 pts.

DagothGares
"The world has become a much scarier place, since true pokémon fans grew up and some of the bio-chemists decided they wanted their geodudes."
For score, see Fauch

Lexxan
"The three main Characters in Xerox's Novel."
A little too abstract.  1 pt.

Elvin
"First head: Kill him!
Second: Maim him!
Third: Make him work under Omega's boss!
First: Now you're just talking crazy"  
I wouldn't even wish that fate upon my most hated enemy, which incidentally, is my boss.  3 pts.

Eugen_Cosmarul
"These rocks ain't gonna lose to paper anytime soon."
Going to chew him up and spit him out?  5 pts.

alcibiades
Winner.
No.  1, 0, -1,345,234,812,... you know what?  You're at Negative Infinity -1 now, pal.

SCORE!

1) Mvass - 15
2) Geny - 13
3) Elvin - 12
4) Lucky - 12
5) Lexxan - 9
6) Mytical - 8
7) War-Overlord - 8
8) Bixie - 7 + pox on his head.
9) Trogdor - 7
10) Phoenix - 6
11) Dagoth - 6
12) Fauch - 6
13) Blizzard - 6
14) Kek - 5
15) Eugen_Cosmarul - 5
16) Magma - 3
17) Vok - 2
18) Joonas - 1
19) William - 1
20) Omega - 28,000,000,000.
21) alcibiades - Negative Infinite -1

Round 5 - Gaze In Wonder!

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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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lucky_dwarf
lucky_dwarf


Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
posted July 15, 2010 02:42 AM

Someone forgot to part the red sea to let the lil' old disabled ladies get across.
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So much has changed in my absence.

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted July 15, 2010 04:57 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 05:03, 15 Jul 2010.

Nursing Home Worker 1: I'm so sick of this damned job. This time, I had to haul those grumpy, crippled old women the whole way to the lake.
Nursing Home Worker 2: Have they gotten any quieter?
Nursing Home Worker 1: You know, now that you mention it, the van ride home was peaceful for once. Not sure why.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 15, 2010 07:26 AM

They wanted to wade for help, but were too tide.
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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted July 15, 2010 08:11 AM

Quote:
alcibiades
Winner.
No.  1, 0, -1,345,234,812,... you know what?  You're at Negative Infinity -1 now, pal.


You know, my post was not an entry, just a remark in Blizzardboi's entry.
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What will happen now?

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