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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 154 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 30 60 90 120 ... 150 151 152 153 154 · «PREV / NEXT»
Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted July 06, 2017 07:04 PM

And this my son is the cycle of the economy at work: The masses carry money to us higher ups because we know how to use money better. Whee~
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Forge activist
posted July 08, 2017 12:16 AM

RATED!
Maurice
"Time flies when you're having fun ...
... Time is money ...
... So in order to have fun, we need to let money fly!"
Unbeatable logic. 3 pts

Anti
“the money we make with so much affort, is being blowen away by our own stupidity ”
That's not funny that's true. 1 pts

Neraus
“And that, kids, is what to do with money on an hyperinflation crisis.”
or an hyplaneflation crisis. 4 pts

Ghost
"A taxpayer "
Brilliant. 5 pts

Kip
“The Ukrainian Rada wisely spending the money provided by the IMF.

Slava ukraine, gerojem slava. ”
Meh. 1 pts

Mark
“Ah the Swiss airforce, still the most powerful in the world.”
And the cleanest too. 5 pts

Trog
“Robert Mugabe's latest plan against whites in Zimbabwe only made their economy worse. ”
Meh. 1 pts

Terminator
“Politics summed up. .”
Kinda 1,5 pts

Fred
“"taxpayer money for bills" - u.s. government ”
They fly all over the world. 2 pts

fuChris
“"Mr. President! The Military budget is getting out of hand. For example we'd be getting better bang for our buck if we were dropping pennies instead of bombs."
"Are you saying that we should airdrop money instead?"
"N-No Mr President! That would be irresponsible and stup-"
"You area GENIUS! Wanna be the next Secretary of Defense?"
"What? No, I'm just an unpaid intern and-"
"You're HIRED!"”
Now finally some background. 4,5 pts

Blizz
“It seems Tom Hanks has agreed to be cloned multiple times for his newest film about government spending.”
It certainly seems like it.. 3 pts

Alkar
“A lot of money has gone into the fight against terrorist attacks. One such method being put forth involves using said money as airplanes instead of the exploding sort. Terrorists have since changed their tactics as well. Nothing brings out terror and chaos quite like a giant paper cut.”
A slice of paper. 2,5 pts

Elvin
“And this my son is the cycle of the economy at work: The masses carry money to us higher ups because we know how to use money better. Whee~”
We certainly do, we certainly do. 2 pts


Scores
fuChris – 58
Kipshasz – 51,5
Elvin – 50
Markmasters – 43
Trogdor – 42,5
Maurice – 38,5
Celfious – 35
Blizzardboy – 28
Ghost – 22,5
Neraus – 21,5
EnergyZ – 22
AlkarRahn – 19
The_Polygot – 17
AlHazin – 17
fred79 – 16
FrostyMuadDib – 12,5
Geny – 11
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
PandaTar – 5
Tsar-Ivor – 3
Terminator – 1,5
Antipaladin – 1
ROUND 17


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"Corribus is a teddy bear" - Blizzardboy

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Crotch Connoisseur
posted July 08, 2017 12:19 AM

"when mr. krabs was finally able to teleport his soul into that of a baptist minister, he did what any other crab would do in his situation: the dance of the happy crab."

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted July 08, 2017 11:55 AM

Meanwhile off-screen a Cuban maid was picking up a glass that fell off a table.
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted July 08, 2017 03:43 PM

"I got da moves, babe!" he yelled at her, with his umptieth attempt to score a chick.

He never understood why his chick magnet never worked.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted July 08, 2017 03:45 PM

Someone forgot to tell him that jazz hands were not part of the dance routine.
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There is no phone. There is only destiny.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 08, 2017 05:55 PM

That's Corribus doing his little happy dance each time he achieves a milestone in his goal of world domination.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan" - LizardWarrior

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AnkVaati
AnkVaati


Known Hero
Nighonese National Front
posted July 08, 2017 06:02 PM

Old guy with rapeface. Looking at a kiddo. Creepy...
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Elvin's Lightside
posted July 10, 2017 02:05 AM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 02:06, 10 Jul 2017.

Alternative medicine to treat demonic possession by the Evil Dead now includes folk dancing.

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
of nastiness
HC SUPPORTER
posted July 10, 2017 02:34 PM

Don't miss William Dafoe in the new horror thriller "Till dance do us part".
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geny is a meanie - fred79

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted July 10, 2017 05:14 PM
Edited by fuChris at 17:14, 10 Jul 2017.

Rules of the Dance Off:

1st Rule: You do not invite white men to the Dance Off.
2nd Rule: You DO NOT invite white men to the Dance Off.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the dance is NOT over. They are probably just white dudes.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Forge activist
posted July 12, 2017 02:22 AM
Edited by Galaad at 00:36, 16 Jul 2017.

As I'll be quite busy in following weeks this round is shorter and ratings will be handed tomorrow! Next couple of ones will last a bit longer, like 7 days.

Edit sorry for delay.
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"Corribus is a teddy bear" - Blizzardboy

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted July 12, 2017 11:14 AM

He just found out it's Friday and almost 5 o clock!.

@Galaad, thanks for the heads up, and also thanks for your loyal dedication to this awesome thread

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Galaad
Galaad


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Forge activist
posted July 16, 2017 12:35 AM
Edited by Galaad at 18:26, 16 Jul 2017.

RATED!
Fred
"when mr. krabs was finally able to teleport his soul into that of a baptist minister, he did what any other crab would do in his situation: the dance of the happy crab"
Crabs also have their own religion. 3,5 pts

Neraus
“Meanwhile off-screen a Cuban maid was picking up a glass that fell off a table. ”
Like a real lady. 2,5 pts

Maurice
“"I got da moves, babe!" he yelled at her, with his umptieth attempt to score a chick.
He never understood why his chick magnet never worked. ”
He sure looks like he's not gonna give up tho. 3 pts

Trog
"Someone forgot to tell him that jazz hands were not part of the dance routine."
Not sure jazz hands are the problem. 2,5 pts

Kip
“That's Corribus doing his little happy dance each time he achieves a milestone in his goal of world domination. ”
You already used the Corribus card. But ok, it's still funny. 3 pts

Ank
“Old guy with rapeface. Looking at a kiddo. Creepy...”
Ok 0 pts

Blizz
“Alternative medicine to treat demonic possession by the Evil Dead now includes folk dancing. ”
That's some kind of folk dancing 5 pts

Geny
“Don't miss William Dafoe in the new horror thriller "Till dance do us part". ”
Lol, there is a resemblance. 4 pts

fuChris
“Rules of the Dance Off:
1st Rule: You do not invite white men to the Dance Off.
2nd Rule: You DO NOT invite white men to the Dance Off.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the dance is NOT over. They are probably just white dudes. .”
So many rules are just racist. 2 pts

Mark
“He just found out it's Friday and almost 5 o clock!..”
And doesn't seem the least worried about. 2 pts


Scores
fuChris – 60
Kipshasz – 54,5
Elvin – 50
Trogdor – 45
Markmasters – 45
Maurice – 41,5
Celfious – 35
Blizzardboy – 33
Neraus – 24
Ghost – 22,5
EnergyZ – 22
fred79 – 19,5
AlkarRahn – 19
The_Polygot – 17
AlHazin – 17
Geny – 15
FrostyMuadDib – 12,5
LizardWarrior – 10
Zenofex – 9,5
Artu – 6,5
Gryphs – 6,5
PandaTar – 5
Tsar-Ivor – 3
Terminator – 1,5
Antipaladin – 1
AnkVaati - 0
ROUND 18


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"Corribus is a teddy bear" - Blizzardboy

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted July 16, 2017 03:29 PM

Hello there my name is Canadian Chuck Norris! Let me introduce you to my hands. The one on the left is called Face and the other is called Puncher. Do you wish to find out why they are named such? Let me show you!
punches face
Here you go, now you have a nice and rugged beard! Have a nice day, eh!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Elvin's Lightside
posted July 16, 2017 04:38 PM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 16:38, 16 Jul 2017.

The upgraded facepalm enables you to facepalm and scowl at your opponent simultaneously.

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AlexSpl
AlexSpl


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted July 16, 2017 04:44 PM

That's how hackers see your face when you use VPN.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
zombie
posted July 16, 2017 04:59 PM

'Peekaboo! I win.'
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You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone...
-Glados

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted July 16, 2017 05:49 PM

The Indonesian Tree Man has finally found someone with a disease more bizarre than his.
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There is no phone. There is only destiny.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted July 16, 2017 09:55 PM

"Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening!"
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