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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 10, 2017 01:55 PM

We now commit Tankerton and um... What was the driver's name? You don't, never mind. We now commit Tankerton and Idunt Knollson to the grave. Now, may I have the bearers step forward?
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted October 10, 2017 02:35 PM

Shotgun weddings are overrated. Tank weddings, complete with celebrant, are all the rage.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 10, 2017 03:33 PM

"What do you mean, forced religion? If you freely choose my faith, my son, you have nothing to fear of this tank!"

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 10, 2017 03:51 PM

The priest has blessed the tank. Now it does +10 holy damage.

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Neraus
Neraus


Supreme Hero
Emperor of the Bromans
posted October 10, 2017 05:27 PM

I'll get this tank repaired before you even reach central command, watch me.
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Wait, where is my clever punchline?

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 10, 2017 05:47 PM
Edited by artu at 17:48, 10 Oct 2017.

"I think the Sgt. took it way too literally when captain told him that we might have been riding in a coffin as well instead of this model in the Russian winter."
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...and the laymen's landscape is rife with quacks and people with strange agendas. - Corribus

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted October 12, 2017 11:38 AM

As Matthew 22:39 told me: "The second is like it, "You shall love thy neighbor as yourself." But as I see this war, I have to add to this: "Unless he's Communist, in which case, we must kill the heretic!"
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Awk! Squeal! Bubble!
Squeak! Moo!

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted October 12, 2017 02:53 PM

"Are you sure this is my tank? The commander promised me one for my upcoming crusade. Driver? Driver???"
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
zombie
posted October 12, 2017 03:20 PM

Pictured: The world's first consecrated tank. Reports of its sentience may or may not be exaggerated, but it has proven to be particularly effective against all kinds of bloodsuckers. Including the clergy, ironically enough.
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You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone...
-Glados

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Elvin's Lightside
posted October 12, 2017 07:50 PM

In a cunning new strategy from the Holy See, Water Cannon Tank can now baptize mass numbers of kebab soldiers at distances of over 100 meters.
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"This thread sexually assaulted me."
-Gunnar's Friend

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 15, 2017 11:14 AM
Edited by Kipshasz at 16:07, 15 Oct 2017.

Round 4 Rated!



Galaad
"Why should one always make people happy? It might be a good idea to tank them once in a while."

It sure is. 3 pts

fuChris
"Look, I'm not saying praying to Jesus is bad or anything but all those Muslims are praying to Allah and none of them have to deal with all this snow bullsh*t."

Envy is a sin my son. 3pts

NoobX
Hop on the DEUS VULT truck, my son.

If you're going to remove kebab, why not do it with some style? 3pts

AlkaRahn
We now commit Tankerton and um... What was the driver's name? You don't, never mind. We now commit Tankerton and Idunt Knollson to the grave. Now, may I have the bearers step forward?

That's why you only take a shot for courage, not the whole bottle. 2.5pts

Trogdor
Shotgun weddings are overrated. Tank weddings, complete with celebrant, are all the rage.

A Bridezilla's wet dream 3.5pts

Maurice
"What do you mean, forced religion? If you freely choose my faith, my son, you have nothing to fear of this tank!"

And don't forget to donate generously for the church's repair! 4pts

EnergyZ
The priest has blessed the tank. Now it does +10 holy damage.

If it was an orthodox priest it would've been +15. 3pts

Neraus
I'll get this tank repaired before you even reach central command, watch me.

Nothing related to the power of the lord and a new crusade to retake Jerusalem and rid the world of moors? weak sauce dude. 2pts

Artu
"I think the Sgt. took it way too literally when captain told him that we might have been riding in a coffin as well instead of this model in the Russian winter."

Make sure the politruki don't catch you doing that. If they do, make sure you have your pistol ready comrade. 4.5pts

Damacon_Ace
As Matthew 22:39 told me: "The second is like it, "You shall love thy neighbor as yourself." But as I see this war, I have to add to this: "Unless he's Communist, in which case, we must kill the heretic!"

Better dead than red. 3.5pts

Elvin
"Are you sure this is my tank? The commander promised me one for my upcoming crusade. Driver? Driver???"

The driver forgot to go to the confesson this one time, now he's avoiding the chaplain at all costs. 3.5pts

The_Polyglot
Pictured: The world's first consecrated tank. Reports of its sentience may or may not be exaggerated, but it has proven to be particularly effective against all kinds of bloodsuckers. Including the clergy, ironically enough.

Nobody expects the panzer inquisition! 3.5pts

BlizzardBoy
In a cunning new strategy from the Holy See, Water Cannon Tank can now baptize mass numbers of kebab soldiers at distances of over 100 meters.

Keep pumping that Holy Water. Deus Vult! 3.5pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 13.5
Maurice - 15
Blizzardboy - 6.5
Galaad - 9
NoobX - 15.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 9
EnergyZ - 10
AlkarRahn - 12
Elvin - 10.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 11
Artu - 4.5



Round 5
(New Theme too)
Will be rated on October 20th.


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted October 15, 2017 12:04 PM

"Kameradski! Sit up front, not in the seat, so you can catch everything that I can't miss in my drunken stupor! We'll share the spoils in the end, da?"

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted October 15, 2017 02:50 PM

A couple of enterprising young slavs have discovered the most punk rock way to ride.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted October 15, 2017 03:24 PM

They rode happily in the sunset until they realized they forgot the most important thing: vodka.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 15, 2017 04:34 PM
Edited by AlkarRahn at 16:35, 15 Oct 2017.

The new 'Barbecue in the Park' delivery company, keeping speed and service well in mind. Remember, tip wisely.
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Blasted digital always resetting itself, over and over again. To analog!

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Elvin's Lightside
posted October 15, 2017 06:04 PM
Edited by Blizzardboy at 20:33, 15 Oct 2017.

First it was drinking & driving. Then it was texting & driving. But the road hazard of the future is barbecuing and driving.
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"This thread sexually assaulted me."
-Gunnar's Friend

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted October 15, 2017 07:26 PM
Edited by fuChris at 19:27, 15 Oct 2017.

Hey! Wanna impress some hot chicks and make some sweet videos for YouTube about insane motorcycle stunts but don't wanna wear a helmet-cam because helmets are for p*ssies?!

Well search no more my friend! Let me introduce you to mother Russia's latest invention, the "Dashboard Camrade" or dash-cam for short. Not only can your "Dashboard Camrade" film videos of your sweet stunts but he can also make some some heavenly kebab while doing so! The kebab is heavenly because it is the last thing he makes before going to heaven.
*Kebab included. Camera sold separately.*
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
~Knowledge is power~
posted October 15, 2017 11:46 PM

Do you have problem with kebab ruining your perfectly planned squatting sessions?  Do you feel like Amerikanski is trying to introduce to you democracy?  Look no more for help.  Blyatman and Shashlik-boy to rescue!
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted October 16, 2017 04:45 AM

Two of Vladimir Putin's new "Shish Kebab" guard proudly show their merchandise while jettisoning around the Ural Forests. It's basically Putin's way of saying "**** you" to the Armenians and the Turks.
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Awk! Squeal! Bubble!
Squeak! Moo!

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted October 20, 2017 09:23 AM

Round 5 Rated!

Maurice
"Kameradski! Sit up front, not in the seat, so you can catch everything that I can't miss in my drunken stupor! We'll share the spoils in the end, da?"

Moskovskaya. A special vodka - 3.5pts

Trogdor
A couple of enterprising young slavs have discovered the most punk rock way to ride.

Slavs only listen to hardbass. 3pts

EnergyZ
They rode happily in the sunset until they realized they forgot the most important thing: vodka.

At which point they got to turn back and ride to the sunrise. 2.5pts

AlkarRahn
The new 'Barbecue in the Park' delivery company, keeping speed and service well in mind. Remember, tip wisely.

They accept vodka as a tip as well. 3pts

BlizzardBoy
First it was drinking & driving. Then it was texting & driving. But the road hazard of the future is barbecuing and driving.

Beat that americans. 3.5pts

fuChris
Hey! Wanna impress some hot chicks and make some sweet videos for YouTube about insane motorcycle stunts but don't wanna wear a helmet-cam because helmets are for p*ssies?!

Well search no more my friend! Let me introduce you to mother Russia's latest invention, the "Dashboard Camrade" or dash-cam for short. Not only can your "Dashboard Camrade" film videos of your sweet stunts but he can also make some some heavenly kebab while doing so! The kebab is heavenly because it is the last thing he makes before going to heaven.
*Kebab included. Camera sold separately.*

But wait! If you call in the next five minutes we'll throw in an extra bottle of vodka to keep your Dash-Cam going! 5pts

NoobX
Do you have problem with kebab ruining your perfectly planned squatting sessions?  Do you feel like Amerikanski is trying to introduce to you democracy?  Look no more for help.  Blyatman and Shashlik-boy to rescue!

-Holy Vladimir Putin, Blyatman! We've ran out of vodka and semechki!
-To the Blyatmobile Shashlik-boy. Moscow is in danger!
*60's batman theme harbass remix plays in the background* 5pts

Damacon_Ace
Two of Vladimir Putin's new "Shish Kebab" guard proudly show their merchandise while jettisoning around the Ural Forests. It's basically Putin's way of saying "**** you" to the Armenians and the Turks.

The shashlik came to Russia from Georgia, as per order of Comrade Mustache. 4pts.







Scoreboard
fuChris - 18.5
Maurice - 18.5
Blizzardboy - 10
Galaad - 9
NoobX - 20.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 12
EnergyZ - 12.5
AlkarRahn - 15
Elvin - 10.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 15
Artu - 4.5


Round 6
Will be rated on October 25th.


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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
* * *
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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