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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted January 23, 2018 11:40 PM

the instrument of choice for playing in a school band.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted January 24, 2018 09:02 AM

Salvatore, when I came to Chicago 40 years ago, I had nothing but the hat on my head and this Stradivarius here which mamma Luciana gave me before her death. "Musica is the essence of life, Vicenzo" - she said just before giving her last breath and I left home to come here, the land of our ancestor Amerigo, to spread life and give life. But I am old now and it's time for you to learn the musica and take my place. I suggest you start with that Irish dog on 7th street, he refuses to pay his debts. Play him some Verdi, go!

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted January 25, 2018 02:04 AM
Edited by Galaad at 02:08, 25 Jan 2018.

Some use drums, others use machine guns. What, in some musical instances, it sounds the same. You can also blast one's head, works both ways. The terrifying reign of the Tuxedo-drummers apocalypse has come at last.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 25, 2018 10:12 AM

Round 23 rated


Trogdor
Back in the days of prohibition, long before the era of the dank meme, this is what those starter pack photos looked like. This particular example is for the Italian-American resident of Chicago. All that's missing is a huge pile of cash and some high quality narcotics.


Narcotics weren't really the trend amongst the italians then. 2pts

AlkarRahn
"Great. I'm ready. Hopefully Steve brings something more than a blowgun this time. Sure, it fit perfectly in the flute case, but really?"

Steve isn't known for his subletly 3,5pts

Rimgrabber
The Italian Papa Bear when he finds out who toucha'd his spaghett?

But does he kno de wae? 3pts

EnergyZ
"Show them a blast of time they will never forget. Also comes with a matching trumpet case to blow their minds off!" - Tommy G.U.N. industries

A blow from a trombone would be much more epic. 3pts

Friendofgunnar
Clearly this one hasn't been tuned in awhile.

Get the gunsmith. 3pts

Neraus
I swear this photo wasn't taken last night in my rural house before Peppe was found in a pool of blood.

We don't mention his name anymore. 4pts

Maurice
"We know who the assassin is, sir! Look!"

"Who does this belong to then, inspector?"

"Who? Tommy of course, it's a Tommy gun!"

"The ... who? Tommy? But he's deaf, blind and a mute!"

"..."


I'll give you a bonus point for this classic rock refference, if you'll give me a QP, and reply me about that thing I HCemed you. 4pts

Elvin
The sound of music, gangster edition.

In full surround sound as well. 3pts

Fredmuffin
the instrument of choice for playing in a school band.


Oh you. 5pts

Zenofex
Salvatore, when I came to Chicago 40 years ago, I had nothing but the hat on my head and this Stradivarius here which mamma Luciana gave me before her death. "Musica is the essence of life, Vicenzo" - she said just before giving her last breath and I left home to come here, the land of our ancestor Amerigo, to spread life and give life. But I am old now and it's time for you to learn the musica and take my place. I suggest you start with that Irish dog on 7th street, he refuses to pay his debts. Play him some Verdi, go!

Them micks need some education in culture. 5pts

Galaad
Some use drums, others use machine guns. What, in some musical instances, it sounds the same. You can also blast one's head, works both ways. The terrifying reign of the Tuxedo-drummers apocalypse has come at last.

That's pretty brutal. 5pts

Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 91
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 47.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 70.5
EnergyZ - 79
AlkarRahn - 78
Elvin - 68.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 19.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 7.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 32
Friendofgunnar - 14
Zenofex - 44
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 13
Celfious - 1
Rimgrabber - 3


Round 24


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Markmasters
Markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted January 25, 2018 11:26 AM

(look at the circle light on the right front of the car, it looks like a narrowed eye)

Wait oberste sturm commandant....this doesn't look like Nazi Germany....

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted January 25, 2018 01:35 PM

"Sorry about your mother's garden. But hey, we just tie on the broken fence, put plate on top, and we got ourselves a nice grill. And the shovel... I think I have pick that together would make grand decoration!"

"The garden? What about my mother!?"

"Eh, she's in a better place nice now, yes?"

"A better place!? She went right under the car! What kind of shortcut was that?"

"The best kind, got to your mother's house five seconds faster! Come, let's see how she is doing."
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Rimgrabber
Rimgrabber


Adventuring Hero
It's a fixer-upper
posted January 25, 2018 01:53 PM

Some ***hole clearly thought it would be cute to sabotage this poor vehicle by stuffing it with plants and attacking it with gardening utensils. As you can clearly see by the car's squinting, it is not impressed.
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http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=44170
^ my dead proposal thread. Maybe I'll update it again someday
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=44815
^ My novelization of HoMM 5

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted January 25, 2018 03:08 PM

The gun on the back was probably used to kill the car's owner after discovering it wasn't the 1957 model.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted January 25, 2018 04:34 PM

"Call of Duty: Urban Warfare (the WW II Spoils of War edition)" - just the gift John could use best from his grandfather, in his daily struggle to get to work and back.
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted January 25, 2018 05:07 PM
Edited by fred79 at 17:08, 25 Jan 2018.

just goes to show you, that no matter how much you dress up or camoflage the new bugs, you can't un-hipster them; the hipster in them only becomes stronger.

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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted January 25, 2018 07:40 PM
Edited by EnergyZ at 23:17, 29 Jan 2018.

The 40s called - they want their car back!
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Come and visit the Might and Magic Wikia!

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted January 25, 2018 10:47 PM

A great model, it has only one defect, it has only two AC settings, one is scorching hot, the other is freezing, as such most guides indicate this car as a great vehicle for your excursions around the world.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted January 26, 2018 10:02 AM

2018, Polish-German border. Hans casually parks his new PzKpfw VIII Königkäfer and goes to the duty-free shop to buy candies for little Tomas and Gerda. 3 hours later the Polish army has taken positions across the border, preparing to defend against the imminent blitzkrieg. 6 hours later the Russian army is in Warsaw without firing a single shot. 7 hours later Hans is back home and gives chocolates to little Tomas and Gerda who tell him that he's the best dad ever while his loving wife Corina playfully asks him when they will go to that holiday in France he has promised them.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted January 28, 2018 09:26 AM

The biggest cock in the neighborhood.
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He JVC taught us how to use skeletons. -Ghost

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted January 29, 2018 12:55 PM

Back in the day your grandpa used to cut a path of destruction through his enemies. He may be retired now but old habits die hard. You should see him on rush hour, it's a riot!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 30, 2018 12:27 PM

Ratings will be posted tommorow.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted January 31, 2018 10:00 AM

Round 23 rated

Markmasters
(look at the circle light on the right front of the car, it looks like a narrowed eye)

Wait oberste sturm commandant....this doesn't look like Nazi Germany....


Ja, das ist "nazi" Poland. They will take in the refugees whether they like it or not. 4pts

AlkarRahn
"Sorry about your mother's garden. But hey, we just tie on the broken fence, put plate on top, and we got ourselves a nice grill. And the shovel... I think I have pick that together would make grand decoration!"

"The garden? What about my mother!?"

"Eh, she's in a better place nice now, yes?"

"A better place!? She went right under the car! What kind of shortcut was that?"

"The best kind, got to your mother's house five seconds faster! Come, let's see how she is doing."


The true origins of the Schumacher brothers and their carreer of racing. 4pts

Rimgrabber
Some ***hole clearly thought it would be cute to sabotage this poor vehicle by stuffing it with plants and attacking it with gardening utensils. As you can clearly see by the car's squinting, it is not impressed.

A failed "Pimp my ride Deutschland" project. 4pts

Trogdor
The gun on the back was probably used to kill the car's owner after discovering it wasn't the 1957 model.

Since it's the awful 2000 something "new beetle", they probably dive bombed the owner into oblivion too. 4pts

Maurice
"Call of Duty: Urban Warfare (the WW II Spoils of War edition)" - just the gift John could use best from his grandfather, in his daily struggle to get to work and back.

That morning rush traffic sure is murder. 4pts

Fredmuffin
just goes to show you, that no matter how much you dress up or camoflage the new bugs, you can't un-hipster them; the hipster in them only becomes stronger.

FEEL THE SOY  8(                     ) 4pts

That "smiley" btw is meant to emulate the face soyboys make when taking photos. You know, one of these.


EnergyZ
The 40s called - they want their car back!

No one answered, since nobody uses stationary phones no more. 4pts

Neraus

A great model, it has only one defect, it has only two AC settings, one is scorching hot, the other is freezing, as such most guides indicate this car as a great vehicle for your excursions around the world.

Don't all cars have that? 3pts

Zenofex
2018, Polish-German border. Hans casually parks his new PzKpfw VIII Königkäfer and goes to the duty-free shop to buy candies for little Tomas and Gerda. 3 hours later the Polish army has taken positions across the border, preparing to defend against the imminent blitzkrieg. 6 hours later the Russian army is in Warsaw without firing a single shot. 7 hours later Hans is back home and gives chocolates to little Tomas and Gerda who tell him that he's the best dad ever while his loving wife Corina playfully asks him when they will go to that holiday in France he has promised them.

But then Hans woke up to the sound of a migrant banging his wife. 5pts

Galaad
The biggest cock in the neighborhood.

Proudly opposing the biggest douche in the neighborhood. 5pts

Elvin
Back in the day your grandpa used to cut a path of destruction through his enemies. He may be retired now but old habits die hard. You should see him on rush hour, it's a riot!

The beetle is nothing compared to his Trabant that has a MesserSchmit ME262 engine powering it. That thing lapped the nurburgring in less than three minutes. 4pts



Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 95
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 52.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 74.5
EnergyZ - 83
AlkarRahn - 82
Elvin - 72.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 22.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 7.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 36
Friendofgunnar - 14
Zenofex - 49
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 17
Celfious - 1
Rimgrabber - 7



Round 24


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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted January 31, 2018 10:45 AM

Come on, woman, the grannies in the back are dying to watch your presentation about traditional knitting techniques!
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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted January 31, 2018 11:56 AM

"We are not done until you've all sang the national anthem perfectly and flawlessly! One of these days you'll get it right. All ready for the next attempt? Harmoneous now!"
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted January 31, 2018 01:39 PM

Wait, did the sisters record over my presentation with our drunken love-m....Oh, there it is! Turn it off! It was a great night."
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