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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 186 pages long: 1 20 40 60 80 100 120 140 160 ... 172 173 174 175 176 ... 180 186 · «PREV / NEXT»
AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted February 14, 2018 01:19 PM

"You grabbed the confetti one, right?"
"Umm..."
"Right!?"
"I don't know! They all looked the same. It doesn't matter anyway. The confetti ones explode with such force that it can kill anyone within several meters, which we will be."
"Oh..."
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 14, 2018 02:37 PM

"the north korean suppository was finally ready. now all that was needed was the momentum to get it started..."

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted February 19, 2018 01:49 PM

"This is our chance to win the competition, we won't blow it!"
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Even Italian restaurants seemed to betray me. -Neraus

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 21, 2018 07:55 PM

Let's resurrect this one. (I won't give scores though, just Kip or whoever did it before him handle that.)


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I admit it, I like it when they are bombastic - Neraus

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted February 21, 2018 08:40 PM

Shouldn't Kip just rate the previous one and post up the next one? He didn't say he was done with it, did he?

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 21, 2018 09:34 PM

I was under the impression the thread went to sleep. Kip is around here almost every day, yet the last post is (if we skip Galaad's) from the 14th.

If not so, sure.
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I admit it, I like it when they are bombastic - Neraus

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted February 21, 2018 09:52 PM

nope, my last post was today.

I was doing other things, ratings will be posted tommorow.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted February 22, 2018 08:52 AM

Round 26 rated

Elvin
Team Rocket blasts off again!

ICBM launched. 4pts

EnergyZ
It was never really said how big the North Korean nuclear bomb had to be, or where it would be launched. They even considered making a mini pocket version.

ICBM launched. 3.5pts

Maurice
"Kim decided to introduce a new sport during these Olympic Winter Games: the bombsleigh!"

ICBM lauched. 4pts

Markmasters
No sacrifice is to big for victory....

ICBM launched, although the grorious reader does agree with your way of thinking. 4pts

Trogdor
Looks like Kim Jong-un made a critical error and rode a bobsled for his Dr Strangelove remake, leaving his deputies' remake of Cool Runnings to remain in limbo.

ICBM launched. 4,5pts


Zenofex
The North Korean sledge team, preparing to ram "Kimmus Dickus" into the black heart of the imperialistic competition and win the gold medal for the people.

ICBM launched. 5pts

AlkarRahn
"You grabbed the confetti one, right?"
"Umm..."
"Right!?"
"I don't know! They all looked the same. It doesn't matter anyway. The confetti ones explode with such force that it can kill anyone within several meters, which we will be."
"Oh..."

ICBM launched. 4pts

Fredmuffin
"the north korean suppository was finally ready. now all that was needed was the momentum to get it started..."

ICBM launched. 5pts

Galaad
"This is our chance to win the competition, we won't blow it!"

ICBM launched. 5pts





Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 108
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 57.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 88
EnergyZ - 94,5
AlkarRahn - 94
Elvin - 84.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 22.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 7.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 40
Friendofgunnar - 14
Zenofex - 62
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 26
Celfious - 4
Rimgrabber - 7


Round 27
Will be rated on Febuary 28. probably.


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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted February 22, 2018 04:46 PM

When the train finally stops at his station he shall proceed to once again carry his new chair like those African ladies, future cranial injuries be damned.
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted February 22, 2018 06:48 PM
Edited by Maurice at 15:12, 23 Feb 2018.

When Ted was told "to take a seat", everyone was too surprised to say anything when Ted took it literally and walked off.

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 22, 2018 07:10 PM
Edited by fred79 at 15:16, 23 Feb 2018.

billy had never left mommy's house before. but he knew what to take: his comfy chair; if he wanted to retain his "safe space".

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted February 22, 2018 07:12 PM

- That's not what I meant when I told you the real comfort is in your head, Ted. Nevermind...
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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
Legendary Hero
info free express
posted February 22, 2018 08:40 PM

Step one. Go to Walmart.
Step two. Put on your favorite hat without paying.
Step three. Go about your business.
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EnergyZ
EnergyZ


Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
posted February 22, 2018 08:42 PM

That's totally unpractical. He never considered buying portable chairs.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted February 22, 2018 08:55 PM

Somebody said they didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!

Their porter was late however and he had to improvise to avoid traffic.
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POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted February 23, 2018 03:17 AM

The entire point of the new IKEA headwear line was that you don't have to sit in filthy public places, dumbass.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted February 23, 2018 05:53 AM

Atlas starting set! By the time you're done with your training, you'll be lifting the whole planet by yourself!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted February 23, 2018 09:39 AM
Edited by Zenofex at 09:39, 23 Feb 2018.

"And that thing over there is my husband. He never gets off the couch. I had to use a shotgun to make him go to the grocery and that's what happened."

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted February 23, 2018 01:19 PM

I went to the barber the other day, and they asked me if I wanted to get 'Trumped'. Apparently it's the new fad. I should've known something was up when the barber couldn't stop giggling throughout the process. I knew I should've said no...
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted February 23, 2018 01:54 PM

LOL, all of these are really good answers. that trump hairpiece bit was the funniest one yet.

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