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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 186 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 40 80 120 160 ... 182 183 184 185 186 · «PREV
Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted December 04, 2018 11:29 PM

Maurice said:
This is one of the longest beer-breaks this thread has had .


I was starting to consider hijacking it.
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blob2


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Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted December 05, 2018 09:18 AM

Kipshasz said:
Also, non alcoholic beer is for low testosterone beta soyboys.


Or people who like beer, but don't want to be in odds with their job ethics. The guy in the picture could be neither

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 05, 2018 09:32 AM
Edited by Elvin at 09:35, 05 Dec 2018.

That's only for people who cannot drink alcohol but still crave beer. I have met one, pour souls.

Ethics? Work time is not drinking time.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted December 05, 2018 11:06 AM

Elvin said:


Ethics? Work time is not drinking time.


it is for our bratwurst and sauerkraut loving friends. but the beer is the same weak sauce used as drinking water substitute in the medieval times, so there's not even a little buzz to it. store bought kvass has more alcohol content than those poor excuses for beer.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 05, 2018 11:24 AM

Ah, they must have substituted water with beer. Sounds ok then.
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
posted December 05, 2018 08:49 PM

nah, not really. back in the day, there were two options - if you had a clean water source, you'd drink water. if no clean water source is present - you drink was was called "table ale", essentially a very light beer as your main way of hydration. The latter was mostly done in city's and such where all the wells were pretty much contaminated, because people did all manner of things besides them that made the water from them undrinkable. well you could drink that I suppose, if infections and parasites were your hobbies.
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Blizzardboy
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Prince of Poetry
posted December 05, 2018 10:03 PM

Kipshasz said:





The pic used on his Tinder account to attract the ladies.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted December 09, 2018 03:07 PM

Round 7 Rated (finally)

Stevie
F*** the polizei.

You're arrested for hate crimes. 3pts

Energyz
If you think of reporting me to the law, remember: I am the LAW.

You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts

Ghost
Ok street walker, what you said an ugly thing. Now smile you're on candid camera.

You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts

Elvin
Evil and injustice take no breaks but I won't play their game. I'll be back, more refreshed than ever!

You're arrested for hate crimes and not paying your debts 4pts

Galaad

There I was completely wasted, out of beer and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

You're arrested for hate crimes and being french. 3pts

Neraus
Drink and drive, I drink and drive
Got mothers against me but I'm still alive
Drink and drive, I drink and drive
Got mothers against me but I'm still alive

And nobody ain't gonna give me county time

You're arrested for hatecrimes. 3pts

Zenofex
What? They called to report a homicide, it can't get any worse. The beer, however, CAN get warmer if I don't get my priorities straight. Verstanden?

That's a life sentence for those hate crimes there sunshine. 5pts

Maurice
"What, I am drinking on the job? This is not a beer, this is just a whistle-wetter. You should see our standard issue beersteins!"

You're arrested for hate crimes. 4pts

TrueFrosty
Eins, zwei, Polizei
Drei, vier, meine Bier!

You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts

Galatea
It's OK to break the law if you are the law enforcer.

You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts

Scoreboard
Galaad - 18
Maurice - 26
Soygdor - 3
Zenofex - 32
Neraus - 23
EnergyZ - 23
Elvin - 22
Markmasters - 5
Celfious - 5
Fredmuffin - 14
TrueFrosty - 15
KebabHazin - 4
Stevie - 10
Galatea - 3
Ghost - 3


Round 8, to be rated when I feel like it.



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Neraus
Neraus


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Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted December 09, 2018 03:29 PM

Very rare picture of the panzerkorps during the Weimar Republic.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted December 09, 2018 03:47 PM

Panzer trash division strikes back.
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Maurice
Maurice

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Part of the furniture
posted December 10, 2018 10:18 AM
Edited by Maurice at 10:18, 10 Dec 2018.

"When Hanz was asked to camouflage his tank for the operations around El Alamein, his Egyptian style was not what his superiors had in mind ..."
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted December 10, 2018 10:33 AM

- And what is THAT soldier?
- Welll, there was a little complication with my actual tank. It wasn't stolen or anything, I just can't remember where I parked it last night!
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Stevie
Stevie


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posted December 10, 2018 12:29 PM
Edited by Stevie at 12:31, 10 Dec 2018.

There is a story behind that photograph which you could say is written in plain sight. That is actually one of the many other pieces of photographic evidence fed by the nazi counterintelligence about the state of technology of the Germans post WW1. The gist of it is that they were actually photoshopped to give enemies of the state the impression that their level of technological advancement was still rudimentary such as to not represent a threat to the League of Nations and other countries/organisations drawing benefit from the Treaty of Versailles. Not only they were advanced, they developed at an alarming rate especially under Hitler's rule who had thoughts of conquest. If you pay close attention, you can see with the naked eye that the military at the top of what appears to be an armored vehicle prototype is actually pasted in without preserving proportions. His left hand also goes over the turret in a way that makes you think it doesn't blend in a cohesive way. Of course, this is easy for us nowadays to see, but to the untrained eye at the time it was more or less impossible to observe or explain, even more so when no one thought that tampering with photographic evidence was possible to that extent. So they added these finds into their reports, taking things at face value without any deeper research while in the reality underneath an arms race was taking place and another war was steadily brewing.
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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Prince of Poetry
posted December 10, 2018 06:25 PM

When a Lithuanian tank defects to the Germans.
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