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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted July 19, 2008 11:00 AM |
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Icce? What ice? I never-ever had problems with it.
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5 Times TV
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 20, 2008 03:57 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 15:58, 20 Jul 2008.
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Omega?
(this is NO reply!!!)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 20, 2008 09:57 PM |
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Where's Omega?
Maybe he's busy judging the RPG contest...
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 20, 2008 10:00 PM |
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That reminds me of this: You should also grade us, shouldn't you ? 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted July 20, 2008 11:25 PM |
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The drawback of popularity.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 21, 2008 02:43 AM |
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It is hard being in demand. 
I'll have it updated tomorrow if I can slip away for a bit.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted July 21, 2008 11:33 PM |
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Quote:
What ever happen to real english?
It died when people stopped using past simple, started writing whatever as two words, and typed English with a small "e".
I better write something on-topic now... 
"ROFL what idiot would trade a watch for some ice in the middle of a winter?!"
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted July 22, 2008 12:18 AM |
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That was so mean Baklava. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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baklava
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted July 22, 2008 12:23 AM |
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Oh don't worry, I think VF got used to it
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 22, 2008 02:55 AM |
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Omega says
The transition from zoo to real life proved to be challenging for poor Knut.
TNT_Addict
"I wish they've painted on both sides of the sign... ouuuuuuuuchh my hip."
The pain. The pain. 2 pt.
Antipaladin
yeppie.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...@#$@#$#@#%!
Eh. Not sure why Word is creating a hyperlink for your post
1 pt.
Galev
Poor bear... poor bear-rider...
That's why I stick with black bear riders. 3 pt.
Trogdor
And furthermore, watch for drunk polar bears.
Meh. 1 pt.
Lexxan
Bears playing Baseball
Crowd:"Slide, Charlie Brown, Slide !!!"
...
"Oh, you BLOCKHEAD!!!"
Charlie Brown: "What? At least I made it halfway home!"
Looks like he slid a bit too far
2 pt.
Elvin
Ugh, just a little further and I could have read the sign's warning.. God knows what it was about.
 So close. 3 pt.
Keksimaton
In Russia ice watches for YOU!
There can only be so much fun to be had with "communist Russia" jokes. 1 pt.
mvassilev
Bear: I can't bear to look at all of these signs. I'm too cool for that.
I could bearly stand to read it. 2 pt.
Seraf
*These stupid humans put the sign on the wrong side of the lake again=/*
Wouldn't that have put the bear on notice? 1 pt.
AlkarRahn
Watch for ice? I don't see any ice. All I see is sno-Whoa! ...Hey, this could be fun.
Making the best out of a bad situation. 2 pt.
TheDeath
Kung-fu Bear challenged Ice. The result is obvious.
His chi was weak! 2 pt.
Asheera
Watch for ICE the Bear! It is known to have chicken pox! (that's why he is scratching his back on the snow)
Getting better. 2 pt.
FriendOfGunnar
The irony is that Boffo was the one that put the sign there.
That's gotta sting. 2 pt.
popular_feeds
**slump** ooof! ..can't... read.. I'm a polar bear d@mm|t! I thought there were mice!
Ok. 1 pt.
Geny
The second half of the sentence is on the other side of the sign and it reads:
"...-skating bears."
5.4., 5.4, 5.3, 5.2, 5.5 somehow averages out to 2 pt.
Eugen_Cosmarul
Ok human... Now that I ran 3 times over the ice can I have the promised fish??
That's some bizarre consideration. 1 pt.
Zamfir
Icce? What ice? I never-ever had problems with it.
Someone spoke too soon. 1 pt.
Baklava
"ROFL what idiot would trade a watch for some ice in the middle of a winter?!"
Excellent. 3 pt.
PhoenixReborn
This polar bear failed his tryout for the Coke commercial.
That's what happens when you don't memorize your steps. 2 pt.
Scores
1) Geny - 7
2) Elvin - 6
3) Eugen_Cosmarul 5
4) Keksimaton 5
5) Antipaladin - 5
6) AlkarRahn - 5
7) TNT_Addict 5
8) Lexxan 5
9) Mvassilev 5
10) The Death - 5
11) Trogdor 4
12) Asheera - 4
13) Galev - 4
14) PhoenixReborn - 4
15) DarkShadow - 3
16) Baklava - 3
17) Radar 3
18) Mamgaeater - 2
19) Seraf - 2
20) FriendOfGunner - 2
21) Popular_feeds - 1
22) Zamfir - 1
Round 4 - 3, 2, 1, GO!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 22, 2008 02:59 AM |
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The escargot joke snail's more eco-friendly cousin.
Feeling sluggish? Then climb out of your shell and get up on one of our escarGO scooters!
Edit: Since I mentioned the Escargot joke first, everyone else is plagiarizing.
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Eccentric Opinion
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted July 22, 2008 03:15 AM |
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Uh, did you not count me OD?
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popular_feeds
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 22, 2008 03:47 AM |
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ooooooooh Look at that escarGO!
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TnTina
Tavern Dweller
really explosive
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posted July 22, 2008 04:59 AM |
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Customer: "WTF is this!? If I wanted fast food I would have gone to Burger King!"
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted July 22, 2008 05:31 AM |
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The new Paris initiative to get people out of their cars has been a complete success.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted July 22, 2008 05:59 AM |
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you know i would like to master of the game to rotate,since jokes are subjective...
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types in obscure english
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 22, 2008 08:41 AM |
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The Hitchhiker's guide to Galaxy
The Escargot's Scooter to Freedom
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 22, 2008 09:41 AM |
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"Careful, they're cannibals."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted July 22, 2008 12:17 PM |
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Edited by Galev at 12:24, 22 Jul 2008.
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That's what we always said at the shcool canteen:
"The food is good, the only thing you need to take care about is to eat quicker than the meal can crawl."
It was too cold-livered, so I try sg. else... ~How could I ever beat "escarGO"?~
"The vail gone with the snail."
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted July 22, 2008 01:14 PM |
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"Hey! I ordered something that stays still long enough that I can eat it! What kind of business are you running here?"
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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