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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 26, 2008 04:28 AM |
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Well, I'm a bit on the busy side currently. I'll try to get things updated sometime this weekend.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 27, 2008 05:14 PM |
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Omega says
Fast Food, French Style
Mvassilev
Feeling sluggish? Then climb out of your shell and get up on one of our escarGO scooters!
Ok. 2 pts
popular_feeds
ooooooooh Look at that escarGO!
Indeed. 2 pts.
TnTina
Customer: "WTF is this!? If I wanted fast food I would have gone to Burger King!"
 3 pts.
FriendOfGunnar
The new Paris initiative to get people out of their cars has been a complete success.
Clever. 3 pts.
Lexxan
The Escargot's Scooter to Freedom
Go, go, go! 2 pts.
Trogdor
"Careful, they're cannibals."
I hear they are pretty slow to digest. 1 pt.
Galev
"The vail gone with the snail."
Uh. 1 pt.
Keksimaton
"Hey! I ordered something that stays still long enough that I can eat it! What kind of business are you running here?"
Apparently he never eats and runs. 1 pt.
AlkarRahn
One little joke about the DM's cooking tasting like it came from the fifth layer of hell, and the next reincarnation I get, I am turned into this!
Karma is funny like that. 2 pt.
Elvin
"Don't mind me, I'll uhh go get some sauce to spice us up. Yeah!"
Fantastic. 3 pts.
alcibiades
Eddy proved those who claimed he was not the fastest snail on the plate to be mistaken.
The quick and the dead. 2 pts.
Dj
'Damn..in the contract it didn't say anything about me on a plate. I'm outta here!'
There is absolutely nothing funny about contracts. Trust me. 1 pt.
Mytical
Gives new meaning to the words Fast Food.
Ill have a number 5 with extra shell. 3 pts.
carcity
Man: Waiter my food is running away.
Waiter: Well if you can't catch yourself then you are darn slow.
Thats a pretty rude waiter. 1 pt.
PhoenixReborn
Ah, the snail found the "illusion of hope"(tm) scooter...
I loved this one. 3 pts.
TheDeath
"Excuse me while I'll go and beat up the bastard who put me with these idiots in the dish..."
Revenge is a dish best served French style. 2 pts.
Geny
Normal people eat escargot before they run away, torture masters let it have false hopes
Where did I put that salt? 2 pts.
Asheera
Guest to Waiter who just brought the food: "Finally, what took you so long!"
Waiter: "Do you even know how hard is to catch these things?"
Guest: "Yeah, they barely move... oh and it seems one of them is moving... shall I ask for your help, hehe? "
Waiter: "You know what? Catch it yourself!"
- the snail flees with the scooter -
Guest: "HEY! Get back here!"
Some customers just dont know what its like to work in the food industry. 3 pts. (Ill let you have this answer because your original one was more of a correction than anything. Next time edit your post and strike the original comment out. It will make things easier.)
Scores
1) Geny - 9
2) Elvin 9
3) TNT_Addict/Tina 8
4) AlkarRahn 7
5) Lexxan 7
6) Mvassilev 7
7) The Death 7
8) Asheera 7
9) PhoenixReborn 7
10) Keksimaton 6
11) Eugen_Cosmarul 5
12) Antipaladin - 5
13) Trogdor 5
14) Galev 5
15) FriendOfGunner - 5
16) DarkShadow - 3
17) Baklava - 3
18) Radar 3
19) Popular_feeds 3
20) Mythical 3
21) Mamgaeater - 2
22) Seraf 2
23) alcibiades -2
24) Zamfir 1
25) Dj 1
26) carcity - 1
Round 5 - FIGHT!!!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 27, 2008 05:22 PM |
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Also available: Hulk Crunchies: They swell in size if you add milk.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted July 27, 2008 05:50 PM |
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Are you tired of your brother always being the "Better" son in your parents eyes?
Are you tired of always being second?
Then Acumos are the flakes for you. Buy them and give them to the most angellike person in your family. Sure to bring out the devil inside him. (Warning taking to many might give you small horns)
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 27, 2008 05:53 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 17:54, 27 Jul 2008.
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While Akuma was more than a match for Ryu's fighting skills he has no chance against his business sense 
(0.28)
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 27, 2008 06:09 PM |
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Ever wondered where Treants come from? Eat these snacks to find out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 27, 2008 06:27 PM |
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Fighting hunger? Then tap into your EATING INTENT for victory!
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Eccentric Opinion
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted July 27, 2008 06:32 PM |
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Ah yes! The sin flavour! First it seems interesting and a bit scary, but then it might get a very crappy afterflavour and you might be having a hard time washing it off.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 27, 2008 07:21 PM |
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A lame American rip-off of the Japanese "Gouki's sake - kicks in faster than Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku, hits you harder than Hadouken!".
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 28, 2008 09:53 AM |
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Only available at limited retailers for a limited time only.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted July 28, 2008 11:24 PM |
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There's so much sin packed in each box it comes with its own fire extinguisher.
lol at the "fortified with vitamin B". pure evil man 
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted July 29, 2008 03:58 PM |
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Boy: "Mommy what's for breakfast?"
Mother: "Some new morning flakes my dear Adolf, be mommys good boy and eat it all up so you would grow up to be big and strong..."
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted July 29, 2008 06:55 PM |
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MightyMage's recipe
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Seraf
Hired Hero
away til august:(
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posted July 29, 2008 08:50 PM |
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Edited by Seraf at 14:27, 31 Jul 2008.
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Dark Hadou?
[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v52ulUj88Qc]*Hadou no nana juu san. Sou ren Soukatsui!*[/url]
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Kill'em and grill'em!
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted July 29, 2008 10:54 PM |
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Two scoops? Ha! We've got 13 reasons for confession per box!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 01, 2008 02:58 AM |
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Omega says
A good breakfast is the foundation of a good Shun Goku Satsu!
Lexxan
Also available: Hulk Crunchies: They swell in size if you add milk.
Maybe in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 if the two ever companies get the freakin point people want a 3rd game! Mortal Kombat vs DC is not same! 1 pt.
Carcity
Are you tired of your brother always being the "Better" son in your parents eyes?
Are you tired of always being second?
Then Acumos are the flakes for you. Buy them and give them to the most angellike person in your family. Sure to bring out the devil inside him. (Warning taking to many might give you small horns)
They always loved Gouken more! 3 pt.
Elvin
While Akuma was more than a match for Ryu's fighting skills he has no chance against his business sense
Did you forget Im condemned to using dial-up? Funny despite the wait. 2 pt.
Asheera
Ever wondered where Treants come from? Eat these snacks to find out!
Ok. It took me awhile to figure out where you were coming from with this caption since I haven't played Tribes in so long. Orignally I had put up a clip expressing how I felt about the reply. While not really appropriate anymore, I like the clip so I'm going to leave it up. "I believe the most appropriate way is through a Billy Madison clip." 2 pt.
mvassilev
Fighting hunger? Then tap into your EATING INTENT for victory!
Should have snapped into a Slim Jim. 1 pt.
Keksimaton
Ah yes! The sin flavour! First it seems interesting and a bit scary, but then it might get a very crappy afterflavour and you might be having a hard time washing it off.
Man do I know that feeling. 3 pt.
Geny
A lame American rip-off of the Japanese "Gouki's sake - kicks in faster than Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku, hits you harder than Hadouken!".
I'm sure the alcoholics were bummed. 3 pt.
Trogdor
Only available at limited retailers for a limited time only.
Uh... 1 pt.
FriendOfGunnar
There's so much sin packed in each box it comes with its own fire extinguisher.
Im not sure how much sin that would be. 1 pt.
TNT_Addict
Boy: "Mommy what's for breakfast?"
Mother: "Some new morning flakes my dear Adolf, be mommys good boy and eat it all up so you would grow up to be big and strong..."
So deliciously evil. 3 pt.
TheDeath
MightyMage's recipe
For what? 1 pt.
Seraf
Dark Hadou?
*Hadou no nana juu san. Sou ren Soukatsui!*
Not really funny per se. 1 pt.
AlkarRahn
Two scoops? Ha! We've got 13 reasons for confession per box!
Should have eaten more holy grain oats. Yeah, that was lame. I know. 1 pt for Alkar, - 5pt for Omega.
Scores
1) Geny - 12
2) Elvin 11
3) TNT_Addict/Tina 11
4) Asheera 9
5) Keksimaton 9
6) AlkarRahn 8
7) Lexxan 8
8) Mvassilev 8
9) The Death 8
10) PhoenixReborn 7
11) Trogdor 6
12) FriendOfGunner - 6
13) Eugen_Cosmarul 5
14) Antipaladin - 5
15) Galev 5
16) carcity 4
17) DarkShadow - 3
18) Baklava - 3
19) Radar 3
20) Popular_feeds 3
21) Mythical 3
22) Mamgaeater - 2
23) Seraf 2
24) alcibiades -2
25) Zamfir 1
26) Dj 1
Round 6 - Squeeze!
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 01, 2008 04:34 AM |
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Cannibalism...It tastes so good, but it feels so wrong...
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 01, 2008 05:19 AM |
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted August 01, 2008 06:49 AM |
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That fruity variant of cremation: Juication.
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What will happen now?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 01, 2008 11:59 AM |
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Oh man not orange juice, I HATE oranges!
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