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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: What do you see in the picture?
Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 200 pages long: 1 30 ... 51 52 53 54 55 ... 60 90 120 150 180 200 · «PREV / NEXT»
Asheera
Asheera


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posted July 22, 2008 05:17 PM
Edited by Asheera at 20:54, 22 Jul 2008.

The fifth Snail goes away, so that Omega understands this is actually round 4 and not 5
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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


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posted July 22, 2008 06:51 PM

One little joke about the DM's cooking tasting like it came from the fifth layer of hell, and the next reincarnation I get, I am turned into this!
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted July 22, 2008 09:45 PM

"Don't mind me, I'll uhh go get some sauce to spice us up. Yeah!"
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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posted July 22, 2008 09:58 PM
Edited by alcibiades at 22:01, 22 Jul 2008.

Quote:
"Don't mind me, I'll uhh go get some sauce to spice us up. Yeah!"

Brilliant.

Uhm, anyway, an entry ... hmmm ... "Eddy proved those who claimed he was not the fastest snail on the plate to be mistaken."

Ok, I'm pretty sure this will be total nonsense for anybody not of Danish origin.
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Asheera
Asheera


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posted July 22, 2008 10:09 PM

Quote:
"Don't mind me, I'll uhh go get some sauce to spice us up. Yeah!"
Hungry Man: "Ah, don't mind, I have the sauce right here..."

NOTE: this is NO entry!
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Dj
Dj


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Always loyal to HC
posted July 22, 2008 10:18 PM

'Damn..in the contract it didn't say anything about me on a plate. I'm outta here!'

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

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posted July 23, 2008 02:51 AM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 02:54, 23 Jul 2008.

Quote:
Uh, did you not count me OD?


Where was your entry?  All I saw was a couple of comments about Gootch and Flower, an awarding of a peanut to Antipaladin, and a comment on Baklava's meanness.
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phoenixreborn
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posted July 23, 2008 04:44 AM

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Well if people keep posting VF/Gootch jokes about the pictures it is inevitable that their squabbling will appear in the thread.

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

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posted July 23, 2008 05:34 AM

Oh, my mistake.  I must have thought that was part of a signature or something.  Let me update that for you.
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Mytical
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posted July 23, 2008 07:16 AM

Gives new meaning to the words Fast Food.
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alcibiades
alcibiades


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posted July 23, 2008 08:58 AM

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Gives new meaning to the words Fast Food.

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carcity
carcity


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posted July 23, 2008 11:26 AM

Man: Waiter my food is running away.

Waiter: Well if you can't catch yourself then you are darn slow.
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TnTina
TnTina

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posted July 23, 2008 04:45 PM

Quote:
Customer: "WTF is this!? If I wanted fast food I would have gone to Burger King!"

Quote:
Quote:
Gives new meaning to the words Fast Food.


Hmmm...

Questionable.

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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


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Unicorn
posted July 23, 2008 05:00 PM

Ah, the snail found the "illusion of hope"(tm) scooter...

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted July 23, 2008 05:15 PM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 17:15, 23 Jul 2008.

Is there any particular reason why you are now TnTina, TNT?
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TheDeath
TheDeath


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posted July 23, 2008 05:16 PM

"Excuse me while I'll go and beat up the bastard who put me with these idiots in the dish..."

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TnTina
TnTina

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really explosive
posted July 23, 2008 06:32 PM

Quote:
Is there any particular reason why you are now TnTina, TNT?

20 posts limit

sex change operation

amnesia


Boredom.


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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 23, 2008 10:03 PM

Normal people eat escargot before they run away, torture masters let it have false hopes.
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

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Fox or Chicken?
posted July 24, 2008 04:50 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Is there any particular reason why you are now TnTina, TNT?

20 posts limit

sex change operation

amnesia


Boredom.




Can't let Misty's decision go can you?
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Asheera
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posted July 25, 2008 09:59 PM
Edited by Asheera at 22:05, 25 Jul 2008.

Shouldn't this be updated?

Oh and I hope my joke still stands (I see you corrected the round number)

If not, then I change it to:

Guest to Waiter who just brought the food: "Finally, what took you so long!"
Waiter: "Do you even know how hard is to catch these things?"
Guest: "Yeah, they barely move... oh and it seems one of them is moving... shall I ask for your help, hehe?"
Waiter: "You know what? Catch it yourself!"
- the snail flees with the scooter -
Guest: "HEY! Get back here!"


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