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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted August 01, 2008 01:37 PM |
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"To be or not to be, that is the question."
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 01, 2008 01:43 PM |
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Some guy can't stand the blood. He can't stand the juice.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 01, 2008 01:44 PM |
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Orange: "Come on Juice, can't we just forget it and be a normal family again?"
Who understands women 
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 01, 2008 02:13 PM |
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At Orange Juicing Schools, the teacher can only demonstrate the task ONCE!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 01, 2008 02:15 PM |
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As he stared into the horrible container of unspeakable gore wich was laid down before him as if to torment him, he was filled with more feelings of fear and disgust than he ever knew to be possible and realised that his position was no better than of his slain bretheren. Sooner or later they would come for him as well and disembovel him with the most horrible of tools without remorse or pity...
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted August 01, 2008 02:20 PM |
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Too much RPG can make you like this, Keksi
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 01, 2008 02:24 PM |
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@Galev
Well I kind of thought that was poetic  and in some sick way funny too. Then again you may be right Galev...
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted August 01, 2008 04:43 PM |
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orange: Mom you must come home now. Mom we need some more apple juice.
Juice: Don't worry son I have become orange juice. drink me instead.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 01, 2008 05:54 PM |
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Orange: "When I said I'm happy to donate blood for my brother, I wasn't thinking of a full glass"
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 01, 2008 06:00 PM |
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I never wanna get old *sigh*
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 01, 2008 09:01 PM |
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My joke isn't funny at all, no really you won't laugh...
It's a southern version of the ketchup joke.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 01, 2008 09:25 PM |
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"Orange you glad I'm not a cannibal?"
That's one way to demonstrate that you're a glass half-full person...
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Eccentric Opinion
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted August 02, 2008 02:45 PM |
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Quote:
@Galev
Well I kind of thought that was poetic and in some sick way funny too. Then again you may be right Galev...
I was only joking Don't take it too SE... you know
And it is funny, because it sounds like some kind of parody (well I hope you meant it a parody, didn't you...?)
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popular_feeds
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 03, 2008 06:50 AM |
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*sniff* dearie? cutie pooch? *sniff* what did they do to you..?
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popular_feeds
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 03, 2008 06:55 AM |
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Quote:
Orange: "When I said I'm happy to donate blood for my brother, I wasn't thinking of a full glass"
haha that was good
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 04, 2008 07:11 PM |
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Omega says:
Mom? Actually I didn’t say that. Whoever made the drawing said that. I just erased it.
AlkarRahn
Cannibalism...It tastes so good, but it feels so wrong...
With enough barbecue sauce… 3 pt.
TNT_Addict
Orange: "Man I just sold my entire family for half a buck... What was I thinking!?"
Eh. 1 pt.
Alcibiades
That fruity variant of cremation: Juication
As the son of a funeral director, I can appreciate this on a different level than most. 3 pt.
Elvin
Oh man not orange juice, I HATE oranges!
Not another self-loathing orange. 1 pt.
Galev
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
‘Tis nobler in the mind to suffer… 3 pt.
Lexxan
Some guy can't stand the blood. He can't stand the juice.
Yeah… 1 pt.
TheDeath
Orange: "Come on Juice, can't we just forget it and be a normal family again?"
Now this is just silly. I like it. 2 pt.
Trogdor
At Orange Juicing Schools, the teacher can only demonstrate the task ONCE!
The death benefits must be pretty good. 1 pt.
Keksimaton
As he stared into the horrible container of unspeakable gore wich was laid down before him as if to torment him, he was filled with more feelings of fear and disgust than he ever knew to be possible and realised that his position was no better than of his slain bretheren. Sooner or later they would come for him as well and disembovel him with the most horrible of tools without remorse or pity...
Reminds me of some famous poet I can’t place. 3 pt.
Carcity
orange: Mom you must come home now. Mom we need some more apple juice.
Juice: Don't worry son I have become orange juice. drink me instead.
No. No on so many different levels. 1 pt.
Asheera
Orange: "When I said I'm happy to donate blood for my brother, I wasn't thinking of a full glass.”
The color is off for a blood orange. 2 pt.
Homer171
I never wanna get old *sigh*
So true. 2 pt.
Geny
My joke isn't funny at all, no really you won't laugh...
It's a southern version of the ketchup joke.
You’re right. 1 pt.
Mvassilev
That's one way to demonstrate that you're a glass half-full person...
Kind of an odd way… 1 pt.
popular_feeds
*sniff* dearie? cutie pooch? *sniff* what did they do to you..?
So delightfully morbid. 3 pt.
Scores
1) Geny - 13
2) Elvin – 12
3) TNT_Addict/Tina – 12
4) Keksimaton – 12
5) AlkarRahn – 11
6) Asheera – 11
7) The Death – 10
8) Lexxan – 9
9) Mvassilev – 9
10) Galev – 8
11) PhoenixReborn – 7
12) Trogdor – 7
13) FriendOfGunner – 6
14) Popular_feeds – 6
15) Eugen_Cosmarul – 5
16) Antipaladin - 5
17) carcity – 5
18) DarkShadow - 3
19) Baklava - 3
20) Radar – 3
21) Mythical – 3
22) Alcibiades -3
23) Mamgaeater - 2
24) Seraf – 2
25) alcibiades -2
26) Homer171 - 2
27) Zamfir – 1
28) Dj – 1
Round 7 - Dive!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted August 04, 2008 07:30 PM |
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 04, 2008 07:46 PM |
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"Hold on, there's something fishy about that hand".
"Wait, what am I doing? I'm not going to save a drowning loan shark!"
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Eccentric Opinion
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 04, 2008 08:10 PM |
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With the time it's taking him to take off his clothing, you'd think he'd take the time to look before he leaps. This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for morons.
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 04, 2008 08:10 PM |
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"Dude are you shure about this?" "Yes, yes of course I am shure about this. Now dive in a bait me some sharks!"
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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