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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 200 pages long: 1 30 ... 54 55 56 57 58 ... 60 90 120 150 180 200 · «PREV / NEXT»
Asheera
Asheera


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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 04, 2008 08:40 PM
Edited by Asheera at 17:16, 05 Aug 2008.

Quote:
The color is off for a blood orange.
I wasn't actually talking about human blood, that was just a metaphor

As for my entry:
Man: "Don't worry, I'll rescue..." he sees his stolen ring on one of the fingers "just drown faster, sucker!"

Shark: How am I supposed to get rid of that ring from that idiot I ate! I don't have hands!


Shark (imitating a drowning man): "Hey, can you give me a hand?"
Man: "Why should I? I see you already have one!"


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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted August 04, 2008 08:46 PM

-Talk to the hand you &%*^$!

-You are so dead once I dive in there!

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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 05, 2008 05:36 PM

The Cliffside: The Drive-in Swim-in Restaurant where you can eat what you catch!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Fauch
Fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 05, 2008 10:49 PM

Shark : Hello!
Man : Oh my god! A shark which can speak!

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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted August 06, 2008 10:23 AM

Name's Bruce mate

Fish are friends, not food ... but doesn't say anything about pesky humans, does it?
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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted August 06, 2008 10:37 AM

A new species of anglerfish.

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TheDeath
TheDeath


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted August 06, 2008 12:21 PM

"That's my scratching hand, you freaking thief! You're as good as dead!"

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted August 06, 2008 08:54 PM

Shark: "I can finally eat someone!"

Man: "I can finally take a leak..."
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted August 07, 2008 01:59 PM

The rare prankster shark in all its glory.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Asheera
Asheera


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Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 09, 2008 05:23 PM

*BUMP*
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 09, 2008 05:33 PM

I'll either has this updated tonight or tomorrow, depending on how successful I am at the wedding reception.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted August 10, 2008 11:47 AM

Do not let your duty to HC compromise your success
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted August 11, 2008 03:32 AM

any more humans and we'd be playing lemmings
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Protection From Everything.
dota

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 11, 2008 06:24 AM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 06:24, 11 Aug 2008.

Omega says:
Let’s just say I learned a few tricks in law school.  

TNT_Addict
Shark: This chinese backscratcher is the best 2 bucks I've ever spent
3 pts.

Mvassilev
"Hold on, there's something fishy about that hand".
Not bad.  2 pts

AlkarRahn
With the time it's taking him to take off his clothing, you'd think he'd take the time to look before he leaps. This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for morons.
Aren’t we all.  3 pts.

Keksimaton
"Dude are you shure about this?" "Yes, yes of course I am shure about this. Now dive in a bait me some sharks!"
Pretty weak.  1 pt.

Asheera
Shark (imitating a drowning man): "Hey, can you give me a hand?"
Man: "Why should I? I see you already have one!"
Cold.  Very cold.  2 pts.  

Elvin
-Talk to the hand you &%*^$!
-You are so dead once I dive in there!
Oh snap!  2 pts.

Lexxan
The Cliffside: The Swim-in Restaurant where you can eat what you catch!
Also not bad.  2 pts.

Fauch
Shark : Hello!
Man : Oh my god! A shark which can speak!
Dumb but effective.  2 pts.

Alcibiades
Name's Bruce mate
Fish are friends, not food ... but doesn't say anything about pesky humans, does it?
Bummer.  2 pt.s

Galev
A new species of anglerfish.
Great.  3 pts.

TheDeath
"That's my scratching hand, you freaking thief! You're as good as dead!"
Eh.  1 pt.

Geny
Shark: "I can finally eat someone!"
Man: "I can finally take a leak..."
LOL.  3 pts.

Trogdor
The rare prankster shark in all its glory
A rare sight indeed.  2 pts.

Mamgaeater
any more humans and we'd be playing lemmings
Nice.  2 pts.

Scores

1)  Geny - 16
2)  TNT_Addict/Tina – 15
3)  Elvin – 14
4)  AlkarRahn – 14
5)  Keksimaton – 13
6)  Asheera – 13
7)  The Death – 11
8)  Lexxan – 11
9)  Mvassilev – 11
10)  Galev – 11
11)  Trogdor – 9
12)  PhoenixReborn – 7
13)  FriendOfGunner – 6
14)  Popular_feeds – 6
15)  Eugen_Cosmarul – 5
16)  Antipaladin - 5
17)  carcity – 5
18)  Alcibiades -5
19)  Mamgaeater - 4
20)  DarkShadow - 3
21)  Baklava - 3
22)  Radar – 3
23)  Mythical – 3
24)  Seraf – 2
25)  alcibiades -2
26)  Homer171 – 2
27)  Fauch – 2
28)  Zamfir – 1
29)  Dj – 1

Round 8 - Advance!


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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted August 11, 2008 07:09 AM

The new McDonalds slogan: "Let's put a smile on that face of yours" didn't quite have the impact they hoped for.

*note* How come my scores are reset each time? I scored 2 in first round, 3 in third and 2 in 4th ... by my total score is set at 2.
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted August 11, 2008 07:55 AM

Take a look at  no 18, seems he accidentally split your score between two accounts as I had with Galev.
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted August 11, 2008 09:36 AM

Can i join this game? I know my score may be lower than others but ill catch = )


If so:

Ronald's sick of kids throwing pickles on the windows
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted August 11, 2008 09:58 AM

RoboRonald got HaXXoReD

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted August 11, 2008 01:19 PM

Why so serious? Don't you like playing with clowns?
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 11, 2008 01:30 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 11:04, 12 Aug 2008.

Plastic Bertrand wearing make-up


EDIT: Edited!
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