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Tristan
Tristan


Promising
Known Hero
illegally insane
posted December 15, 2001 04:03 PM

My Lord,

   Methinks you misunderstood one of my requests, so a bit of background.  I am the Captain of a mercenary band of about 100 men-at-arms.  I would not want to strain your production, but wondered if perhaps you might act as a middleman for me.
    As far as the practice weapon, it is intended for my personal use as a training aid.  I have no wish to kill my best recruits while training them.  If you can come up with something, I would be willing to pay handsomely.

Tristan walks about glancing at the fine weapons here.

We shall have to talk about other items later...



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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 15, 2001 05:37 PM

Hmmm... Strange. Murphy somehow overcame the spray. Do you know of a way of disposing shades/shadows that cannot be overcame?
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Yolk and God bless.
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Knightmare
Knightmare

Tavern Dweller
he who rides with Lachradir
posted December 15, 2001 06:24 PM

walks into the shop...

Who is the manager of this place? ...I was told I can find a new warhammer here... and maybe someone to repair my sword...
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...the penguins will rule the earth!!!

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conn
conn


Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
posted December 15, 2001 06:58 PM


To Wyvern:
I don't even have one copy of it right now, let alone enough copies to give it for free...
And about being "IamBack" i do not know who that is...I was just saing that i am back from my lunch break...
To Tristan:
In that case, mayhap i could be of assistance...I shall have to speak with my relatives in the hills to tell al the blacksmiths of my clan to start working. As for the practice weapon, well, i have to think of a way. I shall let you know what i come up with.
To Woock:
There are two choices: 1. I have this here lantern to be placed right above the shadow. If there is strong light, there can be no shafows, right?
or, 2. i could give you the number of a certain female shadow i happend to know... Females, no matter the race, have a way of terminating males... Would that help you, my lord?
 To Knightmare:
Certanly, my lord. I shall take your sword and fix it with utmost care. As for a new warhammer, we have all kinds: flaming, ice, and a few rare ones: The Earthquake. Self explaining...
Thor's hammer: Not many people know, but there was another hammer that was destined for the thunder-god, but, because of evil sorcery, he got stuck with the lesser one... In which one could i interest you in?
P.S. How's life in the witch's  hut? Enjoy yourself?

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Knightmare
Knightmare

Tavern Dweller
he who rides with Lachradir
posted December 15, 2001 07:26 PM

so, you are the one... I could never guess...

...how come the son of Conan, opened a shop like this? ...what happened to Aquilonia? ...anyway, first thing first... I'm interested in a flaming warhammer... I fear an icy one would make Lachradir somewhat uneasy... the Earthquake one seems great but I won't have much use for it while flying ...as for the sword... please make it more resistant... I only slew a couple hundred trogs and its useless... I should have known... never trust a Drow when bying weapons ...pfff!

...and don't get me started on the witch... if only I get my hands on that good-for-nothing Elf... I'm going to beat him so much he will look like an Orc... I only hope that elemental guy doesn't let her do anything ...ugly... to me...
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...the penguins will rule the earth!!!

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Lupin
Lupin


Known Hero
who eats Titans for Lunch
posted December 15, 2001 07:56 PM

Hmm, nice shop, but not much for a dragon.  Do you have any potions to increase the range of my fire?  Or posibly increase the power of my fire?  Or even both?  BTW, most dragons don't have fethers.
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The Druid among dragons.

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted December 15, 2001 08:13 PM

oh, btw mr. conn, do you happen to have a Chu'uth'norin Darkness blade? I unfortunately lost my old one, and as you seem to be quite the antiques collecter, i thought you may have one...
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conn
conn


Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
posted December 15, 2001 11:34 PM


To Knightmare:
Of course, the Flaming Warhammer is 40 gold pieces. But, seeing as you are Lith's friend, i will let it down to 32 gold pcs. Will that be satisfactory to you, my lord?
To Lupin:
I am sory to say that i do not have any potions. But, i do have some pendants and amulets which might interest you:
Pendant of the Dragon Breath: increases the damage dealt by the breath of a dragon
Pendant of Dragon Wings: allows the wearer to come into contact with the force of the planet, thus enabling him/it to fly faster and farther
Pendant of Dragon Might: allows any dragon to be as powerfull as an azure dragon for a limited period each day.
Are you interested in any of this?  
To Murphy:
It seems that for the moment i do not have any Drakness blades in stock. But i do have this Soul Harvester Scythe. When you kill an enemy it will give you all it's power. What do you think?

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wizardboy
wizardboy


Known Hero
Look ma!..a glowing ball...
posted December 16, 2001 04:45 AM

hello there...

me friend needs a double handed sword of the finest quality...and as for me...just pack me something that an apprentice needs to increase his experience during his quest for knowledge....oh and also my "everlsting back of oranges" has a whole in it...reckon u could give me hand on it???
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Where do u go when you have gone too far?

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Lupin
Lupin


Known Hero
who eats Titans for Lunch
posted December 16, 2001 07:28 AM

I'll take Dragon Breath and Wings is this enough gold?
*Drops 2 5lbs. sacks on the counter*
That should be more then enough, keep the change.
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The Druid among dragons.

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bbqelf
bbqelf


Hired Hero
posted December 16, 2001 07:40 AM

Hello! anyone here?

Do you sell Arrows of Anger? The unknown arrows that belongs to the God of Anger. I think this time I can beat any dragon by just one shot.
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Dragon Flame is nothing to me.

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bbqelf
bbqelf


Hired Hero
posted December 16, 2001 08:26 AM

ar...ache!....accccccche! my as*, I am burnt by the dragon again, comon man, give me the Arrows of Anger! Please!
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Dragon Flame is nothing to me.

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted December 16, 2001 08:35 AM

"grining at the BBqed Elf"

Conn:
since K-mare was busy he asked me to take the warhammer for him I hope this is enough "throws three gems on the counter" ...I was told they belonged to a crown once but were stolen by a barbarian...

BBQ Elf:
mayhap you will not burn yourslef again if you buy a fire immunity pendant my friend... and besides... why would you want to anger a dragon?
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.

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bbqelf
bbqelf


Hired Hero
posted December 16, 2001 09:22 AM

because all my friends said the green/gold dragon from the rampart is the weakest dragon in HOMM3, so I tried to prove them wrong by using Elves to defeat all other dragons. And I did once! .........only once

BTW, I heard that in the next version of HOMM, my dragon-slayer dream MIGHT be possible to come ture.

how come so late on march?............don't they think they can sell more copies in x'mas?

3DO, 3 times do,  Do.... Do.... Do.... (waiting tones from telephone)
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Dragon Flame is nothing to me.

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bbqelf
bbqelf


Hired Hero
posted December 16, 2001 09:50 AM

"Wake up, Mr shopkeeper!!!! I am almost die!! give me the ARROWS!......ache......ar.......damn flame.........
pissssssssssssssssssoff....!!!!"

(BBQELF is rollong on the ground hopefully to get rip of the flame from the dragon)


and the problem of BBQELF now is that he hasn't dead yet(almost), but BBQed, so he can not be resurrected at the moment. may be in another 15 minutes for a better "well-done" cooking result.


"so where is the burning smell come from this time?"
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Dragon Flame is nothing to me.

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted December 16, 2001 02:05 PM

oook...
conn: sounds good to me... here, take thisdragons treasure i got on my last slaying... [looks at lupin]
BBQELF: RTFM, RTFM, RTFM...
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conn
conn


Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
posted December 16, 2001 02:28 PM


To wizardboy:
I have the best double-handed swords around. Made by the cimmerian blacksmiths, te best in the land. So, choose anything you like. And, for you, i have a Pendand of Learning which acts something like a journal: it helps you memorize spells better, and remember your experiences better. It costs 10 gold pcs. As for the "everlasting pack of oranges" i cannot help you. But, i do have a "everlasting pack of pears"... Will that be satisfactory?
To Lupin:
I hope they will help you on your quests, my dragon friend.
To BBQELF:
Unfortunately, i do not have Arrows of Anger. But i do have something that might help you: Dragon Armour: It reduces the damage done by a drogon, so that he wearer has a chance to retaliate. And, of course, as Lith pointed out, we also have Pendants of Fire Resistance...
To Murphy:
Here Is The Soul Harvester Scythe. I hope it shall be of assistance to you.

Note: Please, dear customers: there is to be no fighting in my establishment. Whatever differences you mught have, please settle them outside. Cleaning up crisp elves or solid shadows is a real pain in the ***. I used to have a sign outside but i think a certain fire elemental leaned against it and turned it to ashes...

P.S. Where is Hexa? I haven't seen him around lately...

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 16, 2001 02:35 PM

I choose the female shadow!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted December 16, 2001 02:45 PM

rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooowwwwww!!!

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 16, 2001 02:48 PM

Umm... Murphy, are you ok?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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